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since: 01-03-09, id: 1791275, Profile Updated: 02-28-09
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This AC a Reader is a reader but also likes think up crazy scenarios.

I love reading fanfiction so i decide to join. In my opinion the three best stories so far are that i have read ( drum roll, thunder shakes the room

We aplogise for all the errors in the story we are trying to figure out to fix and add more to it since its so short!! Sorry

Two soul One Destiny, Two Souls One Destiny : the end of days by Sandt

group therapy by (can't remember at the moment)

(New change) Hell is other people by amita( hopefully spelled it write)(New new change) Now its between that and The woes of Brookland by Crowlows19

Check it out you might like them as well!!

YA my fava but thats for know I tend to change a lot.

P.S. I don't care what people think i'm NOT EMO!! Hope ya'll have a good day.

also me and my friend is working on i story for now!!

Oh yes WARNING FOR ANYONE THAT LOOKS AT THE FAVORITE STORY LIST MOST OF THEM ARE MINE AND MOST OF IT FOR AR IS SLASH!!


HI i'm Melloroxc.

My favorite books are Harry Potter

Twilight series(though I am starting to hate it)also my fav

Alex Rider also my fav

Mortal Instrumentsalso my fav

Vampire kisses also my fav

Vampire Academy also my fav

Morganville Vampires also my fav

Percy Jackson and the Olympians also my fav

Preties series

Artemis fowl

Cherub also my fav

Hive also my fav

Gone

Argeneau and Rouge Hunter series also my fav

Carpathian series also my fav

Dirk and Steele also my fav

Jumper

ect. you get the point

My favorite manga(or anime)

Fruits Basket(anime) also my fav

Naruto(anime) also my fav

Bleach(anime) also my fav

Shugo Chara(anime)also my fav

Ranma1/2(anime) also my fav

Kare Kano also my fav

Karin also my fav

+Anima also my fav

Absolute Boyfriend

Aishiteruze Baby

Beauty Pop

Hana Yori Dango(live action show)

My favorite bands

FALL OUT BOY!! also my fav

Panic! At the Disco also my fava

Orange Range

Secondhand Serenade also my fava

Maroon 5 also my fava

Boy Like Girls

Paramore also my fava

Good Charlotte

Weezer

All American Regects also my fava

Green Day

The Plain White T's

Nickleback

Cobra Starship

All Time Low

Gym Class Heroes also my fava

Fountains Of Wayne(Stacey's Mom!!)

Death Cab For Cutie

Lifehouse

Blink182 also my fava

Three Days Grace

The Ting Tings

Vampire Weekend

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Dashboard Confessional

The Fray

The Killers

Taylor Swift me like

Jason Mraz

One Republic

AAAAAND NOW ALL OF THOSE COPY AND PASTEY THINGIES

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.

Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, Mellorocx, AC a Reader

Copy and pastes courtesy of Freakily Obsessed Yassen Fan

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. ~

If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fav characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, Mellorocx

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, Mellorocx, AC a Reader

If you think that Twilight has more fame than it's worth...but read it obsessively anyway...copy and paste.

Courtesy of Alansquil

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, teeny-weeny-munchkin, True Colours, Mellorocx, AC a Reader

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

Courtesy of darkmoon999

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile(totally me)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.

If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go on about your favourite pairings on fanfiction and no one has any idea what you are talking about. crazy iz when you shout "YAY" for no apparent reason in the middle of a maths test (soo embarassing by the way - try to resist) Crazy is when you suggest to the cool girls that they come in to school without makeup. Crazy is what will set the world to rights. Crazy is when you have to show your friends how to do a proper evil laugh(you start with the shoulders). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea) True Colours (I also once fell down a flight of stairs in a crowded shopping centre...people nearly saw a corpse!)Mellorocx(people laughed)AC a Reader ( I laughed at myself than tripped again)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang+Iggy from maximum ride, Edward+Jasper from twilight!), teeny-weeny-munchkin (it's...he's...no I can't say!!) True Colours (Hey, they can never reject you, only Alex Rider just stole Yassen from me...in my head...which cannot be normal...curses) Mellorocx(well this ought to be long..Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter(but I think a portion of that is Daniel Radcliffe), Fang, Jasper, Carlise, and multiple manga characters) A a Reader ( Yassen, Wolf, Sesshomura, Emmet, Iggy, Ikuto, and many more )

Keeping A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4 .Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.'"

"If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot."

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
~Anonymous English Professor, Ohio University

Common sense is not so common.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Mellorocx

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your hyper, like being hyper and are hyper almost all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

A good friend will offer you an umbrella if it starts to rain; a true friend will steal yours and yell ''run you're getting wet!''

My train of thought has derailed.

Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Some books make me want to go adventuring. Others feel they have saved me the trouble.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Error: Press any key except... no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.

Only the paranoid survive.

Don't worry; I forgot your name too.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.

When there's a will, I want to be in it

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do

Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Normal people make good pets.

Better to understand a little, than to misunderstand a lot.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Why when two cars almost collide do the call it a near miss? Sounds like a near hit to me!

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (what's up with that?)

Don't worry about that hole in the wall. That's just where the bomb squad had to cut their way in.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon.

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "You will die in seven days..."

A friend wipes your tears away when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Aww, crap)

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I grab a paddle and save your ass.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If you were killed I wouldn't go to your funeral, because I would be stuck in jail after killing the guy that killed you.

Why is it that when kids leave, it's called running away, and when adults run away, it's called leaving?

Thank you for making me not kill you.

Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand.

Why do we remember what we want to forget but let what we want to remember slip away?

I live to dream and dream to live.

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

Don't cry because it is over; smile because it happened.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Sometimes you don't realize how much you care about someone till they stop caring for you.

What is this "work" that you speak of?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer: "Where to begin?"

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy and paste this if you just checked.

If you absolutely love Yassen Gregorovich, copy this to your profile.

RANDOM STUFF:

Twilight thingy because I'm bored!

Which book in the series is your favorite?

AC Twilight

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

AC a day and 1/2

a day

Who introduced you to the books?

My favorite librarian in the whole world

AC Found it in a book fair

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrow and buy

AC borrow, buy and given as a gift

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

AC i guess movie since i didn't care for BD and not sure of MS

Midnight sun BD just didnt do it for me

What's your dream ending to the series?

AC Giant fight scene

Bella leaves Edward for Jacob

Who is your favorite character?

Alice Cullen

AC Emment

Who's your favorite vampire?

AC Emmet

Alice Cullen

Who is your favorite werewolf?

AC Seth

Jacob Black!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

AC mines as well and i think it was juust fab

"Bella I can never actually sleep with you."(meanie)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Him leaving in New Moon

AC mine as well

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

AC bELLA TRYING TO ATTACK jACOB FOR FINDING OUT HE IMPRINTED ON NESSIE

Bella and Jacob in the sleeping bag.(eventhough it was a little weird for Edward to watch)

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Tourt..uh I ment Shopping!

AC mine as well hehe

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward and Victoria

AC Mine 2

Which book cover was your favorite?

AC BD

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

AC nope

Kinda

Twilight or New Moon?

AC twilight

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

AC Eclipse

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

AC Twilight

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

AC Midnight sun

Midnight Sun...I swear I just said this

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

AC movie

Midnight Sun..the movie aleady sucked

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

AC anything better than BD The movie

BD I guess..

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

AC neither

Jacob!

Bella or Edward?

AC Edward

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

AC Jacob

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

AC Alice

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

AC Jacob

both

Rosalie or Alice?

AC Rosalie

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

AC jasper

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

AC jasper

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

AC Esme

both

Emmett or Jasper?

AC Emmet

Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

AC both

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

AC Rosalie of course

Bella(barely)

Esme or Charlie?

AC Esme

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

AC Carlise

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

AC Billy

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

AC Jacob

Jacob,

sam or Quil?

AC Sam

Quil

Quil or Embry?

AC Embry

Embry!

Werewolves or Vampires?

AHHHHHHH i can't so its both

Vampires

How Stereotypical
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm aI'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
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I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (worrying thing is I do love tea and cricket...)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like
YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1) Albus Dumbledore 2) Remus Lupin 3) Fred Weasley 4) Ron Weasley 5) Draco Malfoy 6) George Weasley 7) Sirius Black 8) Luna Loovegood 9) James Potter 10) Severus Snape 11) Hermionie Granger 12) Lily Evans -NOT Potter... just because we know more about her in the Mauraders era

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(George/Hermionie)No...and I don't I want to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Ron) Vaugely, yes.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Lily got Luna pregnant) A little impossible no matter how you look at it.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
(James) Oh yes plenty... just read Happy by padfoot's littlegirl

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Remus and George) Don't really know, but now I will find out.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Draco/James or Draco/Severus) Definatly Draco/James cause James is hot duh!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Sirius walked in on Remus and Lily) First of all Sirius would totally freak then James would totally freak and eventhough they said it was just some one time thing Remus and Lily would have to get hitched leaving James and Sirius to comfort eachother and leaving Harry to be born the baby of two men.

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
(Fred/Severus) God this is going to be weird...um Fred gets one too many detentions and Snape has to give him some serious "punishment"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
(Dumbledore/Luna) God no even I'm not that pervy.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Sirius/Lily) Their betrayal

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Ron deflowering Dumblebore) This is so wrong but ... time travel shy depressedAlbus strong sexyRon

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
(Sirius) Probably not

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
(Fred) Ditto

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
(Hermionie) No…

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
(Rem/Ron/Draco) Not that I know of...

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
(Severus) "Master.." lol... he seems like one of those

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
(Luna) Fascination by Alphabeat seems like a good song to represent her.

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Albus/George/Lily) Slash. Double time travel. M/M/F.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Sirius-- Remus) Hey baby I got the potion take a sip a this and pucha back in motion

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
(Draco) Bout a half an hour ago

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?
(George) Fred in leather pants holding a paddle... 'nough said

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
(Hermionie--James) Yes, but you'd have to reverse the roles.

23) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
(Fred and Sirius) Sirius, he too much of a man to bottom.

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

P.S for anyone who makes it down here we are creating a new and better story which will feaure my idea with Mello's writing skills!! Some of my writting but mainly hers.

1. Alex makes Wolf cry reviews
What the title says and sorry for all the crazy changes. AC
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-09
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