Hi! This is Amanda Fair here. If you’re reading this profile…bless you! You DO care! Heh. Basically, this is my vital statistics, quotes, and stuff. Anyway.

Username: Amanda Fair

Nickname: If ya want, call me “Mandy”. Or Remona, or Seraphina…other names I like, though their not my own.

Age: Young…ish. Late teens, basically.

Height: 5’1. I’m short.

Hair color: Brown, with at LEAST two patches of silver. Yes, silver! I’m not kidding and it’s natural. It’s hereditary, I’m afraid. But I don’t mind, cause I just pretend I’m either related to Sephiroth, a remnant of Sephiroth, or else degrading, like in Crises Core.

Eye Color: Brown.

Current Residence: I live someplace VERY cold and I plan on moving someplace VERY warm. Eventually.

Religion: Roman Catholic. (The Lord said: “Let there be light!” And I was born. Heh.)

Hobbies: Writing, (duh) riding my ATV, playing video games, listening to music…stuff.

Fave Movies: ADVENT CHILDREN!! The Coal Miner’s Daughter (weird, I know), Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, all Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Last Samurai

Fave TV shows: HOUSE, Dick Van Dyke, Sanford and Son, Full House, Cosby Show, AMERICAN IDOL, Bernie Mac Show (R.I.P Bernie Mac…WHO YA WITH!), anything with Gordon Ramsey in it

Fave anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin,

Fave Video Games: CRISIS CORE!! DIRGE OF CERBERUS!! Final Fantasy X and X-2, Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, Dark Cloud 2, Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2, and Tales of Symphonia

Fave Books: All Lori Wick novels, Harry Potter series, MAXIMUM RIDE series, Inkheart series.

Fave Band and or Singers: Jimmy Wayne, Onerepublic, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, Casting Crowns, Brad Paisley, HANS ZIMMER, SOUNDTRACKS

Now, the first thing ya’ll should know about me (other then I’m apparently born in the south) is that I’m obsessed, and I mean that in a great way, with FINAL FANTASY 7!! I’ve never actually played the orginal game but I’ve seen the movie, played Crisis Core and Dirge of Cerberus, and even collect plushies from the game.

I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! A good number of my fics will be set in that category; it’s my favorite. But I also love Yu Yu Hakusho, House, Kingdom Hearts, and Final Fantasy X.

So. Ya’ll will be seeing me in there a good deal of the time!

So, how’s about some info on my fave characters, parings, etc?

Fave FVII Characters (No specific order)

GUYS

Vincent Valentine (So dark, so handsome…so…NOT A VAMPIRE!)Cloud Strife (Cute)Zack Fair (You’ll see him quite a lot in my stories. My trademark is bringing him back to life, you might say)Sephiroth (All hail the almighty ONE WINGED ANGEL! SEPH-I-ROTH!)Reno (Comic relief)Genesis (Two words: RED LEATHER!!)Tseng (He’s cool)Lazard Shinra (Luv da purty glasses)Rufus Shinra (Bad guy and now he’s a good guy. Loving it!)Cid Highwind (Major comic relief! He’s so funny!)

Girls

Lucrecia (Aww…I get sad just thinking of her)Shelke (She cracks me up)Yuffie (She was sooo funny in DoC!)Aerith (Not Aeris…AERITH! Or Flower Lady, as Marlene call hers)Tifa Lockhart (What a woman! Gosh, I envy her looks, strength, and ability to attract cute guys!)Cissini (She was adorable…Turk version of Aerith, maybe) Marlene (Maybe not a woman, but a darling girl)Shalua Rui (Sob. I loved her! And I think Vincent did, too)

Hated FVII characters

Hojo (Oooh, just THINKING of him makes my blood boil! Oughta die, and slowly, too!)Rosso the Crimson (Half-naked witch!)Weiss (Don’t hate him that much but…he had HOJO in him! Nuff’ said)

Pairings (Outside of OC’s) I love

1. Zack and Aerith (The CUTEST couple EVER! Besides, Aerith only KINDA liked Cloud cause he reminded her of Zack)

2. Cloud and Tifa (Meant to be together and darn Cloud and his thickheadedness for not seeing it sooner!)

3. Vincent and Lucrecia (Perfect. Soul mates. No other words.)

4. Vincent and Yuffie (ONLY if Lucrecia isn’t around. And to all those people who have a problem with this paring: NUMBER ONE! Vincent stopped aging at 27 and thirty years in a coffin does not a fifty-year-old make. NUMBER TWO! At the end of Dirge, Yuffie is probably around 19 years old, which makes it perfectly acceptable. And, finally, NUMBER THREE! They’re soooo cute and funny together!

5. Reno and Yuffie (Mylanta, I read a fic called By Word of Mouth (and it’s sequels) and they are sooooooo cute and funny together! One of my top faves!)

6. Sephiroth and Yuffie (Okay, never read it before. But she’s insane and he’s…okay, well, sorta insane, but they’d be funny together)

7. Tseng and Aerith (NEVER read it, but when I was playing the game, I was so: Tseng’s got a crush on Aerith. So, I now like it!)

8. Cloud and Yuffie (HYSTERICAL!!)

9. Zack and Yuffie (Again, never read it, but it sounds so funny and cute!)

10. Genesis and Cissini (Read TWO fics about them and I’ma so hooked! I love Genny!)

11. Yuffie and Rufus (I read a fic about them and fell in love! Mr. Slick and Yeehaw Yuffie are totally awesome together!)

Quotes!

These are from movies, TV shows, and my stuff.

“Where can I buy a phone?” Vincent Valentine, Advent Children

“I feel lighter. Maybe I lost some weight. All that dilly-dallying.” Cloud Strife, Advent Children.

“Why do we have to lose out to a memory?” Tifa Lockhart, deleted scenes, Advent Children (Listen to the woman, Cloud!)

“What is it: A memory, or us?” Tifa Lockhart, Advent Children.

“Listen up, ‘cause I’m only gonna say this once! If any more of you are killed by those punks, I’ll drag you back from hell and kill you again! If you really wanna tick off those jerks, then why not try stayin’ alive?!” The immortal Cid Highwind, G rated version, Dirge of Cerberus…very inspiring speech!

“My tremendous, intuitive sense of the female creatures informs me that you are troubled.” Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

“The “keep out” signs mean nothing to you?” Sephiroth

“Seph, “keep out” signs work as well with me as “no smoking” signs with Reno.” Juliet, my fic, Wings of Light.

“Hello, sick people! I’ve arrived to melt all your meaningless fears into the black oblivion of truth! No takers? What a shame. Then, I shall randomly select…you, there! Pathetic teenage girl with the sullen look on her face. I can tell, just by looking, there’s nothing medical wrong with you, nothing that’ll kill you, anyway. But as teenagers never take my words at face value, I shall perform many expensive, ridiculous tests to cost the hospital and government more money! Fight the power, people!” House, in my fic “A House Can Be A Home”.

“Get on with it, moron, before I get annoyed!”Yoko Kurama, in my fic “Diamond in the Rough”.

“Darn you, Sephiroth! Darn you to heck and a pox on you and all your ancestors!” Myself, when Sephiroth beat me yet again in Kingdom Hearts 2. Hell on earth, trying to defeat him.

“Wilson! Why so serious? Cuddy finally realize she’s the devil and you’re a care bear?” House in my fic “Three Doctors and a Semi-Baby”

“Wow. Brother gets married, has a kid, and then dies all without me knowing it. Shocking, huh? Kinda like the ending to Chucky…or Clinton’s presidency.” House in my fic “Three Doctors and a Semi-Baby”

Important Info on Story Content:

Now, as I mentioned above, I’m Catholic. That means I DO NOT LIKE OR WRITE yaoi, yuri, incest…ect. I have nothing against people who do, (except for the “incest” part…sick, people! SICK!) but it’s just not what I write, or approve of, for that matter. And a lot of my fics involve FRIENDSHIP relationships, especially between Cloud, Sephiroth, and Zack. But at no time will they turn into romances!!

Author Info and Preference:

Like I said earlier: I’m a FFVII fan. I never actually played the orginal game (mainly because of the language and infamous “Honeybee Club” ), but I’ve played Dirge of Cerberus and Crisis Core, have Advent Children memorized I’ve seen it so many times, and I’ve done extensive research into the characters’ personalities, pasts, etc. I feel very confident in my ability to recreate the characters and keep them in-character.

Most of my fics will (eventually) be FFVII, though I have a bet with a friend that I can write one fanfic in every category that I know. We’ll see how well that goes.

My official trademark, based on how many times I’ve put into my stories, is Zack Fair. He’s one of my all time favorite character, and I will probably be bringing him back to life in most, if not all, of my chapter fics. I adore that goofy, caring guy, and he’s been my muse for months.

My other trademarks are Sephiroth (another someone who’s in virtually all my chapter fics) and fics about the relationship between Zack, Cloud, and Sephiroth. The majority of those are set before the events of the game. I love those three! They’re so funny together and cute! Like the three musketeers! Or stooges, depending on your point of view.

I also have an addiction to OC’s. Yes, I know some OC’s (coughMarySuecough) have a bad rep, but not mine! I try to make my girls cool, caring, and totally inept at fighting, as I have no martial art skills. Also, I’ve given them no “special powers” and Cloud Strife will not pass out or swallow his tongue in amazement at seeing their beauty. Nope, their will be romance, lots o’ humor, and action…but no super powers, no heroine saving the world, and no idiocy! I hope.

Oh, yes! I nearly forgot. All of my stories, unless otherwise mentioned, are beta-ed by the awesome xXDancerintheDarkXx. She’s my Fanfiction best friend and has been with me since the beginning, when I was under “Hina Jaganshi”. Thanks, Mel, for all the fantastic help! Let’s keep it going, kay?

Final Message

Okay…reviewing! This is where I beg pathetically for reviews. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! I’m not totally a noob at writing, but constructive criticism (plus some nice complements) would be nice and helpful. And if you have any questions about my fanfics or anything, just email me!

I’ll be posting some oneshots, drabbles, and poems at first. Still deciding which chapter fic to post or work on. Oh, and I will take request fics, if ya’ll would like me to write something for you. I’ll also do gift fics…anything that involves writing.

Email me if you have any questions about me, my fics, or anything in general.

Peace out!

Amanda Fair