Author has written 14 stories for Alex Rider, Misc. Books, Fairy Tales, Power of Five series, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Harry Potter, and Matilda.
I'm flattered that you're looking at my profile. I'm blushing, really, I am. Hope you find something you like...
Everything I've written, unless it says it's complete, will be updated at some point. I just have a lot going on, so I can't update as regularly as I'd like (Total bollocks - I'm a mega procrastinator) However... if you've checked this out to see about a possible update (unlikely but just in case) I ought to tell you that if you send me a PM with a special request for an update... Well, that changes things. It'll become higher in my priorities, however high all depends on the way asked, how funny it is, how original, how much you want it...
My favourite reviews!
"Most wouldn't dive in and start slaughtering beloved children's fiction characters, but I like your guts!" - Crisis Project (The End of the Seven Dwarves)
"WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS?!
I liked it, it was funny but seemed real. I'm going to take what you said with a pinch of salt, and not allow it to affect my opinions of the characters...
Damn. Too late. " - Zakeeya (10 Things You Didn't Know)
"Alex: Sense of humour would be good, but I want a girl who knows the difference between a proton and a crouton."--Wow, has he always been hit on by people that dumb? (... If you tell me you were poking fun at some of the population who write for AR fandom, you'll have made my day.)" - Amethyst Asheryn (Alex Rider, Harry Potter,Power of FiveFunnies)
"This was horribly warped... Very twisted...
But I LOVED it. " - Pimpernel Princess (The End of the Seven Dwarves)
"So, c'mon, man, don't keep us waiting. We're hungry for more. Four more bloody antrais to go. Save Dopey for dessert, but don't let our appetites pass just because the chef fell asleep." -Barbara Leah (The End of the Seven Dwarves)
"WOW your a real weirdo. You freak! Please dont write more stories, your horuble at it." - Kathy Margeret Henry (Eat It (Matilda song parody))
"I'd say lol, but I don't speak texting so I'll have to say that was hysterical!" - Kahlan the Dream Spirit (Eat it (Matilda song parody))
"I NEVER KNEW HOW EFFING TWISTED YOU WERE." - Franneh (The End of the Seven Dwarves)
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