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| MadCatta |
Author has written 14 stories for Alex Rider, Misc. Books, Fairy Tales, Power of Five series, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Harry Potter, and Matilda. Hello. I'm flattered that you're looking at my profile. I'm blushing, really, I am. Hope you find something you like... Notice: Everything I've written, unless it says it's complete, will be updated at some point. I just have a lot going on, so I can't update as regularly as I'd like (Total bollocks - I'm a mega procrastinator) However... if you've checked this out to see about a possible update (unlikely but just in case) I ought to tell you that if you send me a PM with a special request for an update... Well, that changes things. It'll become higher in my priorities, however high all depends on the way asked, how funny it is, how original, how much you want it... My favourite reviews! "Most wouldn't dive in and start slaughtering beloved children's fiction characters, but I like your guts!" - Crisis Project (The End of the Seven Dwarves) "WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE THINGS?! I liked it, it was funny but seemed real. I'm going to take what you said with a pinch of salt, and not allow it to affect my opinions of the characters... Damn. Too late. " - Zakeeya (10 Things You Didn't Know) "Alex: Sense of humour would be good, but I want a girl who knows the difference between a proton and a crouton."--Wow, has he always been hit on by people that dumb? (... If you tell me you were poking fun at some of the population who write for AR fandom, you'll have made my day.)" - Amethyst Asheryn (Alex Rider, Harry Potter,Power of FiveFunnies) "This was horribly warped... Very twisted... But I LOVED it. " - Pimpernel Princess (The End of the Seven Dwarves) "So, c'mon, man, don't keep us waiting. We're hungry for more. Four more bloody antrais to go. Save Dopey for dessert, but don't let our appetites pass just because the chef fell asleep." -Barbara Leah (The End of the Seven Dwarves) "WOW your a real weirdo. You freak! Please dont write more stories, your horuble at it." - Kathy Margeret Henry (Eat It (Matilda song parody)) "I'd say lol, but I don't speak texting so I'll have to say that was hysterical!" - Kahlan the Dream Spirit (Eat it (Matilda song parody)) "I NEVER KNEW HOW EFFING TWISTED YOU WERE." - Franneh (The End of the Seven Dwarves) I am on Tumblr. I don't really do much, but that'll be changing... http://ahalf-decentcupoftea.tumblr.com/ | |||||||||
1. Livin' a Lee da Loca » reviews77 chapters into the rather epic life of Lee Jordan; the joker, the bloke with dreads, the incredible pirate radio broadcaster. He's pretty epic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,238 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-11-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Lee J. & George W.2. Of Storms and Hard Times reviewsThis involves my take on how the twins agree to work for Don, but mostly involves the request of Jamie's displeasure with storms, and well, Scott's a good big brother, even if he isn't that technically.Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-11-12 - Scott T. & Jamie T. - Complete3. SOS Glitter reviewsJK Rowling said George would never be able to perform a Patronus charm after Fred's death. Here's quite a short idea of mind as to how he finds this out... bit of brooding on his part. And I take it to be... what, six to ten years later? Before RoxanneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-12 - George W.4. Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Power of FiveFunnies! » reviewsThis is a collection of 'funnies' about the unlikely event that these books either mate, or fall into nuclear waste and instead of disintegrating, mould together to mix them up... It's a humorous thingy, so characters will be somewhat OOC... Enjoy!Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 11-11-11 - Published: 2-5-09 - Alex R./Cub & Scott T.5. A Lost Bet reviewsEight years later and George Weasley is a father. He unfortunately still remembers the bet he once lost, and Angelina, the mother, isn't too pleased.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-11 - George W. & Fred W. II - Complete6. A Very Wheezey Christmas reviewsIt's Christmas yet again at the Burrow, in the year where Harry, Ron and Hermione are hunting horcruxes. But that doesn't mean it's depressing...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-11 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete7. 10 things you didn't know about » reviewsYes yes, I know this is overused but it's only really in places like HP that there are so many... 10 things about various Po5 characters.Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-30-11 - Published: 7-8-098. Nightmares reviewsScott had always comforted his brother. And now the time has come for Jamie to return the favour. May be awful...Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-27-10 - Complete9. 10 Things! Voldy style reviews10 things you didn't know about Tom Marvolo "Lord Voldemort" Riddle. It's pretty self explanatory. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-29-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Voldemort - Complete10. The End of the 7 Dwarves » reviewsHow do the 7 dwarves die? Well, let's just say the names provide a clue.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 7-8-09 - Sneezy & Sleepy - Complete11. Eat it reviewsA parody of the song 'Beat it' to when Brucie eats the cake Movie-verse, so I don't know if there's a difference between this bit and the book, sorryMatilda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-09 - Complete12. OWLs for Fred and George reviewsWhat OWLs did the twin get? Well... you'd better read inside.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete13. Hansel and Gretel horror reviewsBasically a horror version of Hansel and Gretel which I did for my English original writing coursework.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete14. This shitty life reviewsFlynn Laukonen reflects on his life after Jennah. Characters from A Note of Madness and A Voice in the Distance, both by Tabitha Suzuma.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-09 - Complete
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