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Author has written 26 stories for Naruto. Hey :D The News Corner: Update 11-29-2009: My writing exams are also over and I'm just so happy about it! I hope I passed. Well, all I have to do now is wait for the results, which means wait until February. I have absolutely no idea why the hell it takes them so long to announce the damn results. But now I have three whole months to spend however I like without worries and (most importantly) studies! So I'm into writing many different stuff at the moment 'cause my damn brain is practically going to explode from all these knew ideas that had stuck themselves into my brain. I guess that's the price for not having written anything in the past four months? Holy fuck! It's been that long already?? Anyways, I don't have school until Wednesday (which means that I do have school on Wednesday) because the school is closed due to the flu. So I have some time to write stuff. Thanks for reading this shit anyways :D Projects I'm currently working on (COMING SOON!!): University Chaos - KakaAnko. M rated. College Fic. Chapter 3. Friendship/Romance. Hatake-sensei - KakaAnko. M rated. High School Fic. Chapter 2. Romance/Humor. Behind Blue Eyes - MinatoKushina. MinatoNaruto Parentship. K+ or T rated. Chapter 1. Family/Friendship. City Of Angels/Wings Of Desire - MinatoKushina. M rated. Romance/Drama. Love Hunt - KakaJoDean. M rated. NarutoxSupernatural crossover. Hurt/Comfort/Romance. Mistakes - SasuSaku. M rated. High School Fic. Chapter 1. Romance/Friendship. The Game - KakaAnko. T/M rated. OneShot (probably). Romance/Humor. My Heart - KakaAnko. M rated. OneShot? Character Death. Romance/Drama. Happy End - KakaAnko. T or M rated. OneShot? Romance/Drama. Indistinguishable - KakaAnko. T or M rated. Romance. Beyond The Boundaries Of Book Pages - Co-written with DarkHeartsUnleashed. T rated but may turn to M. NarutoxPOTC crossover. Chapter ?. Humor/Adventure. ...and many many songfics :D (they are so many, it's not even funny! - oh..and worthmentioning..) Meaningful thingy about the awesome DarkHeartsUnleashed: Yay!! DarkHeartsUnleashed, aka Tsuki, is my awesome buddy! We spend hours talking in messages and sharing our crazy ideas. She's like the coolest and most awesome person I've ever met. Her perfectness is beyond limits! She can take a rock and turn it to gold, I tell you. She has awesome ideas and is an excellent author. She has the whole package, don't ya think? She even wrote me a story! See how nice she is? God, I sooo love her! She's my person! She's an evil little brat and the most awesome person you'll ever meet!! Jeez, I can keep on saying how great she is for hours. She supports KakaAnko as much as I do and I don't think she will ever imagine them apart! She's crazy, a perv, twisted and I luv her! Though she has that creepy habit of always telling me that Minato is old. That's weird but she's crazy anyways. She's my bitch and I'm hers XD Luv ya immensely, buddy!! Check her stories or I'll personally send you to hell: www.fanfiction.net/~DarkHeartsUnleashed THE NARUTO SURVEY!! NARUTARDS UNITE!! 1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Kakashi, Minato, Itachi, Shikamaru, Anko and Naruto. 2) Which is your favorite pairing(s)? KakashiAnko, MinatoKushina, MinatoAnko (aw, they're cute), NarutoHinata, SasukeSakura, ShikamaruIno, AsumaKurenai, RaidouShizune, NejiTenten. 3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hell no. 4) Ever cosplayed Naruto character(s)? Nope, but I would love to. But I still need Kakashi's outfit or the Akatsuki cloak to do that. 5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Not much. Come to think of it, almost nothing. Everything is in my computer. But I do want the Akatsuki cloak. 6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Am I supposed to answer? Yes. I know it's weird but yes, I think me and Minato are meant to be! 7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Both is fine, but I'll go with NaruHina FTW. 8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Is that really a question? Dude, of course SasuSaku. SasuNaru is sick and yaoi sucks. No offense yaoi fans, it's just not my thing. 9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 aka Team Kakashi. I'd say I like the old Team Kakashi better. You know the one containing Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke. The new one with Yamato and Sai is just... well not Team 7! 10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi = Obito) Used to, because there were indeed many similarities between the two, but it's proven that he's Madara so I don't anymore. 11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I figured that out a long time before it was officially announced that he was his father and I believe pretty much everyone did so, too. Yes, I do. 12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Man, you really need to ask?? Itachi, of course. Oh, and maybe Tobi, too. 13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Somewhere in between I guess. Used to be Pro-Sasuke since I started watching Naruto but now with whatever happened, I think I'm turning a little Anti-Sasuke. I don't think I'll ever forgive him for killing Itachi. 14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No. Not all of them but more than half of them. Personally, I don't like fillers so I usually skip the fillers. At least I do when there are tons of them. Like in Season 1. Or the Three-Tails arc. Dude, it's really annoying. 15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Same as above. Not all of them, but many. They are definitely better than the episodes. 16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Lol. He sure acts like he has. I mean the age-inappropriate impulsiveness, the lack of concentration, the excessive physical activity, the addiction to ramen known as food sensitivity sure are many clues that he might has ADD. But no, I don't think so. 17) Sub or dub? I'm fine with both. In fact, I enjoyed watching Season 1 in dub. I don't know why. Maybe because I watched Dragonball Z dub back then, so I was just used on dub. But sub is also fine. Actually, it's kind of funny listening to the Japanese voices. 18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. I didn't like her at Naruto, because all she did was go like "Sasuke-kun!" all the time, but in Naruto Shippuden she has turned into quite a good character. 19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? He's awesome. So I'll go with funny. Seriously, how can someone so funny actually be so evil? 20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Dude, who doesn't? He's Uchiha Madara, the creator of the Uchiha clan and one of the founders of Konoha. 21) Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I could never consider Gai as "sexy" because certainly he's not and he's probably never going to be. He's ugly okay but also a very nice character. Not to mention funny! 22) Which character would be the best crossdresser? I have never really thought about it but I saw someone else's answer and I think I'll go with it too. Haku would be the best one because practically he is one. 23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Awesome. Especially when he's drunk. 24) Which character would be the best OOC? Sasuke. I know, typical answer but yes. And maybe Naruto would make a good OOC and be smart. Or Shikamaru would be all like the hyperactive ninja. Come to think of it, every character in Naruto would be a nice OOC. 25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? I love 'em. That's why I spend so much time reading and writing them. 26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No shit, Sherlock! Of course I do. 27) Do you like lemons? Hehe, stupid questions. Of course! Who doesn't? I prefer well written lemons and lemons including my favorite pairings and I really don't mind non-mild lemons. I'm weird, I know. Still, I am not that good in writing lemons myself. 28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Heh, sort of. Back when I liked Sasuke, I kind of talked to my mom about him. And I had a poster of him in my room (which I destroyed after he killed Itachi) and everytime she walked in, she asked "How is Sasuke doing?" Lol it was amazing. She still does that, I think. And the other time she was so confused because I refused to leave my room, because I was sad about Kakashi's death. 29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes, all the episodes, about 5 times each. And made my brother watch them too. 30) Have you ever seen the Naruto Ultimate Fan Flashes? Yes. I thought they'd be something good but I'm not really excited about them. 31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? I don't remember. I made a friend read the mangas because I was spoiling him but I don't think I have got someone hooked on Naruto. Maybe my brother, a little. 32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No. But that would be awesome. 33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?' Lol no. I can't imagine my teacher saying 'WTF is this?' but no. She caught me writing a fanfic during class though. 34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yup. Life, surely. Grades, I'm not sure. Never was much of a person who studies a lot, so I don't think Naruto has affected my grades. 35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? There are so many reasons I'm broke all the time, and I guess Naruto is one of them too. For variable reasons, not just buying Naruto stuff. 36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yeah! I'd love to. I'm a pervert myself, and since Kakashi likes it so much, it has to be good stuff, right? 37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I also used to support this one, mainly because I have been watching the 'Fun With Akatsuki' series by OmniStrife but when I think of it, it is really stupid because he is dead and all. 38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Not much of an artist. 39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Stupid question. He's utterly ugly in that thing. How could anyone possibly think he's sexy in that thing? 40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Sort of. Movi Uchiha, Itachi and Sasuke's little sister. Her name comes from my own nickname. Haven't written a story about her yet, though. But I am so starting to love her because I think of her as another 'me' in the Naruto world. Heh she's awesome. You can blame DarkHeartsUnleashed for her awesomeness XD 41) Do you look/act like a Naruto character? If so, who? My brother says I look like Hinata because of my hair. Otherwise, I don't think I do look like one. Although, I act a lot like the lazy Shikamaru and can be a lot anti-social like Sasuke sometimes. Also, I can be as perverted as Kakashi sometimes and get into a Naruto hyperactive mood whenever I wake up in the wrong side of the bed. 42) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I believe the answer is quite obvious; yes, Naruto has completely taken over my life! I often tell myself to go get a life but damn, I'm still here, aren't I? ...a little something... :3 -- Anko couldn't have a darker mood than she had that day. The killing intent was clear in her eyes. She entered the classroom of the academy and closed the door soundly behind her, so soundly that Shikamaru woke up from the little nap he used to take during classes. She picked up a chalk and wrote with big clear and round letters on the blackboard "Sex Education". The title alone made most of the girls blush, Hinata to nearly faint and most of the boys to laugh uneasily. However, everyone went back to being quiet when Anko glared angrily at the kids. She cleared her throat. "I am Mitarashi Anko. I will be teaching you Sex Education for the next three months and I expect you to show maturity about the subject. You all are twelve years old and it's amusing that you don't know anything about sex yet. I am here to teach you everything and keep in mind that by the age of fourteen, I was completely informed and experienced on sex. Any questions?" Hands flew up instantly and Anko sighed irritated. She should've known better than this to try and explain everything about sex to naive twelve year-olds. Anko spotted a pineapple haired boy and nodded. "You, with the brown ponytail." Shikamaru yawned and streched his body. "Is this subject optional?" Anko nodded. "Unfortunately for both of us, no." Shikamaru sighed and layed his head on the desk to fall asleep once again. She gave permission to speak to a loud blond kid. "Yes?" "What's sex??" Naruto asked, completely unaware of the point of Anko being in there. Anko sighed and clenched her fists tightly until her knuckles became white. "I see we need to start from the very beginning. From bees and flowers. We'll start with the proper lesson tomorrow. Don't be late or I'll use you for practical excersise. And I will not tolerate with noise in my class. Got it, maggots?" All children nodded at once. Anko grinned. "Dismissed." Anko stood down on the office chair and rubbed her temples. As much as she liked to scare the hell out of kids, she couldn't stand teaching them anything. As soon as the kids emptied the classroom and Anko was too busy trying to sooth the headache the kids gave her, Kakashi entered the classroom and stood behind Anko. Silently, he leaned over until he was hovering above her and whispered into her ear. "Yo." Anko literally jumped out of the chair and a good five metres away from him, landing on one of the classroom's desks. She stared wide-eyed at Kakashi before it dawned on her and she lanched at him. "YOU FUCKING HATAKE!" she said and tackled the oblivious Kakashi to the ground, careful not to let him go. She pinned him hard against the floor and brought her face close to his. "You're going to regret the moment you even thought of playing this prank on me, Hatake. Your days in this world can be count on the fingers. I will hunt you down and make your life a living hell. I will rip your insides out and feed them to your ninja dogs! You will wish you were never born, Hatake!" she said while her face was so dangerously close to Kakashi's that many dirty thought ran through the pervert's mind. Anko felt something poking her behind as she practically sat atop of Kakashi's belly-next to his manhood. She felt her vein pop on her head as she comprehended what was poking her; Kakashi's newborn erection. She turned at him and that's when Kakashi crashed his lips on her. -- A/N: Uhuh. Kakashi's beast needs to be fed! (Grey's Anatomy quote :P) Heh, I made you all lovey-dovey but as hell I'm not continuing this. It's laaaame! I hope ya enjoyed my little something over here. See, I was bored and I was -heck, I still am- on my dad's computer and inspiration struck me and I was typing this shit over here down and I would feel so damn guilty if I deleted it. Thus, I posted it on my profile 'cause it's just too lame to be posted as an actual story. | |||||
1. University Chaos » reviewsKakashi and Anko are roommates in college. Surficially, they are just friends. However, unbeknownst to the other, both hold very intimate feelings for one another. Follow the incidents of Kakashi and Anko's lives in college. KakaAnko. M rated.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M.2. Hatake sensei reviewsIs it wrong to fall in love with your teacher and how are you supposed to react when he crushes back? KakaAnko. M rated.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-23-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M.3. Paradise Lost reviewsBecause no problem is too big that can’t be confronted. SasuSaku. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete4. Dictionaries reviewsDictionaries are useless. And libraries can turn out to be a very interesting place to hang our. KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete5. Beyond The Boundaries of Book PagesInformation about a crossover story me and DarkHeartsUnleashed have co-written and is now available to read.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 8-3-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M.6. Hospital Visit reviewsAnko visits Kakashi in his hospital room, after his fight with Itachi. An interesting conversation takes place. KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete7. The Thing reviewsA random oneshot about KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete8. Drunk Confession reviewsKakashi has to take a drunk Anko home. Maybe he is going to learn things he never knew of. Only one thing is sure; it is going to be a long night for them both. KakaAnko. M rated. UNFINISHED.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M.9. Naruto's First PTA reviewsBecause no PTA can tell who you really are. MinatoxNaruto Parentship. T rated for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-09 - Minato N. & Naruto U. - Complete10. Pregnancy reviewsHow can a crazy woman and a masked Jonin deal with the fact that they'll become parents soon? KakaAnko. M rated.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete11. Hatake Anko reviewsAnko's furious. Kakashi's oblivious. What the hell is happening? KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-29-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete12. Family Moments reviewsThere are invisible strings that keeps us attached to our families, bonds. However, no one said that these bonds can't break. Minato, Kushina, Naruto and Kakashi... a family with broken bonds. K rated.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete13. Interrelationship reviewsInterrelationship, we call the need we have for intimacy. For love. For friendship. And I found it in a certain purple-haire Special Jonin. KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete14. Punctuality reviewsHow can you keep up your habit of being punctual when a certain silver-haired Jonin walks into your life? KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete15. Be Not Afraid NarutoEvery memento is priceless, unless you know how to appreciate it. Little child, be not afraid. Everything's fine in the morning. Naruto Centric. K rated. Mentions of Kakashi and Minato.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Published: 6-26-09 - Naruto U. - Complete16. Our Fate reviewsFrom the very first moment I saw her, I knew I was to spend the rest of my life with her. KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete17. Hey There Hinata reviewsEven more in love with me you'd fall... like that was possible. NaruHina. K rated. AU.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete18. Benediction reviewsSometimes, we think we can make it through all alone. But when a woman and a little child come into your life, you can't just push them away. KakaAnko. M rated. KakaNaru Parentship.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-09 - Kakashi H. - Complete19. Bastard reviewsInsomnia plus Sakura equals trouble for Sasuke. He can deal with it, now can't he? SasuSaku. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-9-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete20. His Night » reviewsThe perfect scenario. Him and her alone in her house, with heavy rain pourring down outside. And he would stay there for the night. "Absolutely perfect." He smirked. SasuSaku. M rated. FINISHED.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete21. The Last Goodbye » reviewsWe can't escape from our destiny. What is meant to be, will be. SasuSaku. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-20-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete22. Kakashi's Advices reviewsDo you know what it's like to have a person asking and advising you about your sex life? Well, I know. And believe me, it's not the best thing that could happen to you. Sigh. Sex-advising Kakashi. SasuSaku. KakaAnko. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-09 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete23. My Doctor reviewsWho know where a simple appointment with the doctor could lead? SasuSaku. T rated.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete24. Just A Smile reviewsA smile leads to a dialogue. A dialogue leads to a confession. And a confession leads to… uh! SasuSaku. K rated.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete25. Waiting reviewsAnd so we stood there. Waiting. Loving. SasuSaku. K rated.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete26. Not Good Enough » reviewsI never was an able father. I never cared the way she wanted me to. But one think I'm sure of is that I am a fighter. So I will protect them, while I'm still alive." Sasuke stated, "I will die on them, if needed. To prove that I do care." DISCONTINUED.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.