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hellooooo! whazzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaappppp! hey! well im must be the most fanfic reading obssessed person on the planet including plute...wait thats not a planet oooh well yeah! so i love to read i have so many stries in my favorite that im pretty sure is not a healthy amount but shooshyay i love it! i love to read anything! tyr to not reaad anything naughty but hey temptation is tooooo great! lol well yeah i will review almost everything i read!and i may favorite up to 10 stories a day! FAVORITE MUSIC LINKIN PARK -THEY R SO AMAZZAZING! TAYLOR SWIFT-VOICE IS BOMB MILEY CYRUS-SHE KEWL! DAVY ARCHULETTA-HE IS SO AWE OMG HES --NO WORDS JUST BEAUTIFUL VOICE! WELL REALLY ANYTHING IS GOOD WITH ME EXCEPT SCREAMO AND WHAT NOT! HAHAHA I AM OBSESSED WITH FANFICTIONS SO ARE THE COUPLES: ALEC/MAGNUS albus/scorp DRACO/HARRY HARRY/GNNY JACE/CLARY ED/BELLA If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. I'm the kinda girl who walk's into a door and apoligizes. If you break into song at REALLY random moments, add this to your profile. Copy this into your profile if you want to end CHILD ABUSE! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Almost all of those are completely true about moi! A Real Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you, Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you, Give her your attention When she pulls away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she says that she likes you, SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it! Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I can not see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Copy this into your profile if you want to end CHILD ABUSE! kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile and...Your wish will be granted! My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's cute, so screw the fruit. "Edward Cullen doesn't need a watch. He decides what time it is." Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat. "Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." "All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative." "When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear." "Education is important. School, however, is another matter." "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don't let it find me." Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry "A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."\ "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Women came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..." "Friendship is like peeing yourself: Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth." "I need alcohol. There are brain cells that will remember this night and I want them dead." "So you mean to say, that they've taken what we thought we think, and are making us think our thoughts we've been thinking the thoughts we think that we thought?...I think..." "Well excuse me for not noticing his greatness! I was too busy watching him crawl out from under a turtle!" Random quotes i don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem. time perception, life perception, word perception. my friends have perception issues. yes they do. there are many kinds of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. the most important kind of ship is friendship, it will always keep you floating no matter what. trying to explain to you how much i love you is like trying to explain how water tastes; simply impossible. am i getting smart with you? how would you know? A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes.A person who doesn't is a fool forever. Don't fight the enemy.Fight for what's right. God, grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, the strenght to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Never start frowning because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile. Everyone says you fall in love once, but that's not true.Every time I see your face I fall in love all over again. To the world you're just one person.But to one person you may be the world. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star for every reason I love you.I was doing great, but I ran out of stars. If a man is standing in a forest speaking, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong? People like you are the reason people like me need medication. It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone.The only person I have to be better than is myself. The voices in my head have issues. I always wanted to be somebody, I should have been more specific. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger better idiots.So far the universe is winning. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, You're screwed. He told me he loved me and I laughed and said,The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. God did not promise days without PAIN, laughter without SORROW, sun without RAIN, but A good friend will be there when he breaks up with you.A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "you will die in seven days..." A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because your gay isn't it?" The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness.Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! You say I'm not cool.Cool is just another word for Cold.If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot.I know I'm Hot.Thank you for embracing it! Therefore do not worry about tomorrow for tomarrow will worry about it's own things. - Matthew - 6 34 There's nothing wrong with taking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud.But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some call a 'floor' - a long and difficult task awaits me.Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. a graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success "Alas, not today, not tomorrow, but one day, you too may develop a sense of humor." -I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. -Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back. -They say that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. Im betting that guns help, because if I just stood there and shouted BANG!! it wouldn't kill too many people. -so if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?? -if you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, tripping and screaming, then yes mr. brave man, i guess im a coward. -People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but really amusing to watch fall down stairs. -I find 'good morning' a contradictory of terms. -No i WONT go to hell! They have a restraining order against me. -Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me. -when life gives you lemons, throw them back, coz really, who likes lemons anyway? -when life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eye and see how much life likes lemons THEN. -when life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons!! -I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. -Love your enemies. It pisses them off. -Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice? -Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. -Life isn't passing me by!! It's trying to run me over. -Shutup voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!! -However said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door. -Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to skydiving without a parachute... or maybe they did. I mean, we never really met who said that, did we? -SMILE. it makes people wonder what your up to. -Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... You decide. -I was uncool before uncool was cool. -I like the idea of Karma. You can go around all day doing bad stuff to people and think that they deserve it. -I can resist anything but temptation. -If superman is bulletproof, then why does he duck when you throw a gun at him? -I live in my own little world. But its ok! They know me there. -Money cant buy happiness. However, it does buy everything you need to achieve it. -The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. -Your wierdnessis creeping out my imaginary friend -Tell the truth and run. -Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' meaning the bloodsucking creatures. -If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. -Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible! But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned apon in most common societies. -Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong? -the one who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -I got you a present! It's a CD. I hope you haven't already got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it. -If its true that we are here to help others, then what are these 'others' here for? -How come 'abbrieviated' is such a long word? -Hard work never killed anybody... but why take the risk? -The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn in the first place? -Reality has no background music... so I make my own (do do do do do dooo). -No, im not weird. Just plotting. -If I want your opinion, I'll tell you to fill out the necessary forms. -Your awesome. But when zombies come, I'm tripping you. -I intend to live forever. So far so good. -Embrace the inner rebel. Don't sit up straight. -Sure I have super powers. I just don't wanna show you. -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they are telling us to sit down and shutup. -One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. -A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worthwhile. -I'm not insensitive. I just dont care. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. if you are totally and utterly obsessed with harry potter and aren't afraid to admit it, put this in your profile. trying to explain to you how much i love you is like trying to explain how water tastes; simply impossible. if you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. every day, man. every day. xD if you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know (a) movie/ book character(s) that should exist in real life, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If Fan fiction to you is what Face book is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this to your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile. If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!! Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile. If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that has said pull or vise versa, paste this on your profile. If there are times where you like to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate obnoxious snobby people, copy and paste this to your profile. I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do. If for some reason you have ever laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix already, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile. If you wish more people were like your friends on Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already! If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run down an up escalator or vice versa, copy this to your profile. If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile. If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you think Edward Cullen is the hottest thing to ever grace this earth copy and paste this on ur profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile. If you dont think everything Oprah or Dr. Phil say is true, and don't watch them religiously, or maybe even never at all, copy and paste this to your profile If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARE NT! copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile. If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. --///\\\--put I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D QuizGirl:Do I ever cross your mind? 98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, copy and paste this on your profile. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page You’re a 90’s kid if: You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular You remember The Original Game Boy You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny You remember watching -Rugrats -The 1st Batman -The Magic School Bus -Step by Step -The original Power Rangers Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy. POKEMON!! Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. You had a favorite song of ALL TIME Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" "I've fallen and I can't get up" You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates Two words... Trapper Keeper. You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide You wore socks over leggings scrunched down When everything was settled by: -'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. When everyone watched the WB. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said You thought Brain from Arthur would finally take over the world You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. You remember when razor scooters were cool. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Tag. Get Over Here!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides. Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. HELLO...HOT WHEELS!! "POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS. Running through the sprinklers. That "Little Mermaid" Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It" CAPRI SUN Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.' It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library. When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool You remember those Where’s Waldo books You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum You remember Ring Pops You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them You played and/or collected "Pogs" Silver dollars, which were cool to have If you even know what an original walkman is You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace Before the MySpace frenzy Before the Internet & text messaging Before Sidekicks & iPods Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 When we were younger: Way back, Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear. You're a 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . . REsults The Magician You are a dreamer of fantasy and the awesome! You've probably read so many books with magic in them, you're ready to explode! But don't worry, magi, you can find miracles in this world of ours. Things at the moment are going so well, so we're due to have some magic coming our way! Right? But i totally feel for you! Magic seems to bring about an atmosphere that makes everything seem like a miracle, and there is no shame in daydreaming about casting spells, or making things happen out of nowhere! Maybe you feel as if you have no control in your life? That would make the prospect of magic tempting as a way to manipulate the things in your world to your liking. But i must implore to you, do not try to get into things that could potentially harm you! e.g.-satanism, summoning, etc... Water Dragon Animal: Water Dragon. Name: Ayame. Personality: You’re a majestic person who prefers being alone then with people. You don’t really care about those around you, but if you see someone hurt you won’t just leave them there. The reasons you like being alone is because people don’t understand you and your way of living. Your different and some people have made fun of you for it. Wish: Your wish is to find that one person who you know is out there, that will understand you and who will accept the fact that your different. Friends: You don’t have friends, if you do there usually people who have just come and gone. You have made a few enemies here and there, but nothing to bad. You go from people to people, yet your still looking for that perfect someone. Color: You like glassy colors. Like water blue and leaf green. Stone: Aquamarine. Hobbies: You should take walks or go swimming. Things that make you get out of the house and meet people. I know it’s hard finding the right people to talk to, but one day you’ll find the right person. Quote: “I’d much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I’m not.” –Quote I read somewhere. “"True beauty shines from the soul and warms the world with its kindness, compassion, and integrity." –Another found quote. I can’t think of any for this one… Who were you in a past lifeCleopatra Cleopatra was arguably the greatest female ruler of all time. She was passionate, brave, and creative. She is said to have impressed even the great Caesar by having herself smuggled into Alexandria in a rug. She was bold and daring, and stronger than any female ruler before her time. She singlehandedly kept Egypt from the jaws of Rome throughout her reign, quite an accomplishment at that time. You, like her, are dignified and graceful, and take pride in all you do. You like to be surrounded by luxury, but you are not distracted, and take your repsonsibilities very seriosuly. 25 Signs You Are Obsessed With Twilight 1. You get excited every time you see a Volvo, whether it's gray or not. 47 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan: 1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies. 2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading. 3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever. 4) Pretend you can do magic. 5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter. 6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner. 7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses. 8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light. 9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly. 10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look. 11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly. 12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella. 13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is. 14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you. 15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long. 16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi. 17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B. 18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp. 19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is. 20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time. 21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!" 22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll. 23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album. 24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K. 25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across. 26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg. 27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is. 28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move. 29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons." 30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door. 31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter. 32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood. 33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish. 34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight." 35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!" 36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color. 37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house. 38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands. 39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move. 40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes. 41) Refer to random people as "You Know Who." 42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around. 43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S 44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement. 45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! always knew you were alive!" 46) Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube. 47) Tell them that You Know Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you know who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is. Funny things to do in an elvator Call the pysic hotline from your cellphone and ask if they know what floor your on. Grimace painfully,Emile smaking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,all of ouy,shut up!" Stare at another passenger for a while then announce "I have new socks on." Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror 'your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, 'this is MY personal space!" ~Thingys to copy and paste into your profile~ Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG - A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS It's really the truth. That's the PERFECT advice for guys with their girlfriends. This will SURELY help you be the best boyfriend/fiance you can be! I will help you be sweet and romantic! Trust me on this one - I'm a girl myself! And I know advise that guys should take when I see it! Friends: Call your mom and dad "Mrs, and Mr" and you grandpa "Sir" Friends: will leand you their unbrella Friends: will take your drink from you when they think you've had enough Friends: Will tell you he's not worth the tears Friends:will bail you out of jail. Friends: will tell the guy off, in private , the next day Friends: Will steal your guy FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. Friends: Ignore these things as much as they can. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now There was a guy and a girl were speeding on a motorcycle over 90mph Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! (I don’t, but I almost cried when I read this TT GUYS GET IT RIGHT 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., NikkiNya6, Mizuki Hamihachi Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -If you're against animal cruelty; horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer! Girls If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile: My name is Sarah Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. mortal instruments "Does it hurt?" Clary asked. "No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer." abc "Didn't I read your tea leaves, Shadowhunter? Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." Dorthea roared at that. "At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." abc "To claim the name of Wayland makes you a liar. Just like your father." "Actually," said Jace, "I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own." abc "Do you know about the cuckoo bird, Jonathan Morgenstern?" Jace wondered if perhaps being the Inquisitor-- it couldn't be a pleasant job-- had left Imogen Herondale a little unhinged. "The what?" "The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places." "Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?" "It was an analogy." "I am not fat." abc "What are you doing here, anyway?" "'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but--" "I'm going back to bed." Clary reached for the doorknob. He slid nimbly between her and the door. "I'm here," he said, "because Hodge reminded me it was your birthday." 123 "Jace," she said, "this is important." "Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood." 123 "Be a man." "I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." 123 "I think it's strawberry juice," Isabelle said. "Anyway, it's yummy. Jace?" She offered him the glass. "I am a man," he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown." "Brown?" Isabelle made a face. "Brown is a manly color," said Jace, and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-- Alec is wearing it." Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded." "You could dress it up with a sequinned headband," Magnus suggested, offering his boyfriend something blue and sparkly. "Just a thought." "Resist the urge, Alec." Simon was sitting on the edge of a low wall with Maia beside him, though she appeard to be in deep conversation with Aline. "You'll look like Olivia Newton John in Xanadu." "There are worse things," Magnus observed. abc "I, for one," Simon went on, "am enjoying myself immensely." ... "I feel," Simon went on, "that this evening DJ Bat is doing a singularly exceptional job. Don't you agree?" Clary rolled her eyes and didn't answer. "Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know." The blond one reached into his jacket and drew out something long and sharp that flashed under the strobing lights. A knife. "Simon!" Clary shouted, and seized his arm. "What?" Simon looked alarmed. "I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive woman, for her age." abc "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not." abc "Oh, this?" She held it up. "How to Come Out to Your Parents." He widened his eyes. "Something you want to tell me?" "It's not for me. It's for you." She handed it to him. "I don't have to come out to my mother," said Simon. "She already thinks I'm gay because I'm not interested in sports and I haven't had a serious girlfriend yet. Not that she knows about, anyway." "But you have to come out as a vampire," Clary pointed out. "Luke thought maybe you could, you know, use one of the suggested speeches in the pamphlet, except use the word 'undead' instead of--" "I get it, I get it." Simon spread the pamphlet open. "Here, I'll practice on you." He cleared his throat. "Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that the undead are just like you and me." Simon paused. "Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you." "SIMON." "All right, all right." He went on. "The first thing you need to understand is that I'm the same person I always was. Being undead isn't the most important thing about me. It's just a part of who I am. The second thing you should know is that it isn't a choice. I was born this way." Simon squinted at her over the pamphlet. "Sorry, reborn this way." abc "Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?" "Actually, I think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. "As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome." 123 "Does this mean you're going to wolf out and eat me?" "Certainly not." Luke rose to toss the pizza box into the trash. "You would be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher," Simon pointed out cheerfully. "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes your way." 123 "What freaks out Jewish vampires? Silver stars of David? Chopped liver? Checks for eighteen dollars?" 123 "Patience, grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait." "I always thought it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'" said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life." xoxxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxoxoxoxxooxoxxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxxxoxoxoxo Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line. Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. If you ever convinced your friend to start a FanFiction.net account, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you believe in magic (any kind, Harry Potter kind, Love kind, ANYTHING!), copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, Emberflame, snowfairy11730 If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more that five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx found them on a profile gave me a laugh !! 'they say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and 'there are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away' 'if is not enough to succeed; others must fail' 'whoever said "nothing was impossible" never tried slamming into a revolving door...' 'one day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject' 'parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to 'you know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...' 'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me' 'stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed' 'You know what! Earth sucks. I'm going home!' 'Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!' 'As I said before, I never repeat myself' 'I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I would take over' 'You gotta do all that family crap. Ya know why? Cause someday they just might hit the lottery' A: Hot S: Cute T: A very good kisser E: Has gorgeous eyes P: Popular with all types of people H: Easy to fall in love with A: Hot N: Can kick the shit out of you I: Loves to smile and laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes What Kisses And Other Things Mean Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you HATE EMO? READ THIS: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS Keep on laughing Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS keep on laughing if you agree put this on ur blog and advise others to do so screw THE EMO HATERS. STOP RACISM!! : A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! random things to copy and paste -randomness is normalness in my book!! if you agree post this on your profile -If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile -If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile -If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? -Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa -Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? -If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. -If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. - If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. - If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. - If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. - Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! - 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. - If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile. - If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. - If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile. - 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. - If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. - If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. - If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. - If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. - If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. - 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile. - If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile. - If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. - The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. - If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. - If your like mini Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile. - If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. - If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile. - If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. - If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. - If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. - If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. - There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. -I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p -I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be"Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers and Grendades Club." but thats just me...) -Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. -A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" -A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" -A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up." -Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole." -Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901 -Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843 -Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up. -STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!! -My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. -Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn) -Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. -Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. -I wrote your name in the sky -There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird. -If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight! -Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! -You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes? -Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. -Being mature is overrated. -Being weird is like being normal, only better. -I see regular people! -I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. -I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. -Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. -Smile... it confuses people. -Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! -I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse. -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. -Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... -I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. -They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. -I don't obsess, I think intensely. -Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. -My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. -My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. -We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. -Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. -"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton -Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly -An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! -You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder -You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.- -Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.(Freaky...) -If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. -One bright day in the middle of the night, -You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. -If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. -If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. -If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. (Hell Yess) -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (mwah ha ha) -If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (twilight..) -If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile. -If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" ( Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Is Your Brain More Left Sided, or Right Sided Created by ChikTidus Right SidedYour right side of the brain is more dominant than your left side. You are more creative, and intuitive than most. You are spontaneous, and emotional, perhaps sensitive. You are the compassionate one, that loves to listen to some music. Right sided people tend to always ask why, other than how, like the left sided people. To you, the sky is the limit. You are random and complicated. Theirs alot to you. It really annoys you when people just base things on logic, or facts. You know that nothing is that simple. There are always emotions and thoughts involved, not just facts. To you, its the details that matter in a picture. What Instrument are you Created by TelleBelle19 You're a trumpet!You're a trumpet! You're really loud and take the lead role most of the time. You're also quick to anger. Try and be a little quieter! Your friends and teacher's ears are probably ringing!(jk!) What Holiday Are You Created by virtuoso1231 Thanksgiving!!Today is NOT a day to care about ur diet! and ur family is what you SHOULD care about. (gobble gobble!) What Kind of Love Is In Your Heart Created by Dragontamer1 Your ResultYou have storge love!! Storge is love for your family. You and your family are very close. When something goes wrong or if you are questioning something you will go to your parents or a sibling for advice. Though you don't like to be disciplined you know its for your own good. You'd be devastated if you were ever cut off from them. I see a spouse and kids in your future. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. I can resist anything but temptation." "If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around." "All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand." "Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell? "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." "Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..." "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers." "Insanity is my only means of relaxation." Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." "In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was." "You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't." "Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..." "If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly." "Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning. To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you." "I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder." "Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." "Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience." "A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you." "You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind." "Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind." "Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future." "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." "We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find." "Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down." "Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it." "Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings." "Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up." "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." "Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever." "When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either." It is always an immeasurable relief when the bell tolls and the doors open unto freedom from the prison-like confines of the claustrophobic classrooms." "You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing." "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." "The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished." "Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time." "When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while." "True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes." "When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it." "Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way." "It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!" "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference." "You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams." "It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget." "I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me." "We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world." "She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!" "I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..." "Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..." "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us." "If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them." "You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it." "My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story." "I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..." "Tears are the words hearts can't say." "Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying." "I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time." "I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive." "It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted." "Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you." For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers "Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door," - Unknown "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. "When all else fails blow shit up." Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori. It is sweet and becoming to die for one's country. Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round" Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."Please stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off." I'm bartending at an AA meeting. I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! A day without sunshine is like... night. You has just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I ran with scissors, and lived! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder Man: I would go to the end of the world for you! | |||||||
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