Heimarmene
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since: 01-05-09, id: 1794400, Profile Updated: 09-03-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Glee, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good...

I'm Heimarmene, commonly called Lolo Waffles and frequently re-branded as Hermione. I adore the written word, and writing is a daily passion. I'm on FictionPress.com, under the same name, Heimarmene.

I'm that girl who sits in the back of the library, or in the wrong classroom, or even right beside her crush, paying no mind to anything because she's got a pen in her hand and a vacant expression on her face. That girl who's always got her nose in a book when she's not laughing it up with her friends. That girl who seems (somewhat) quiet and quaint and totally boring at first, but will prank you right back if you put glue on her seat and glitter in her shampoo. That girl who's a diehard Potter fan, and who spouts off British phrases in real life. That girl who thinks the nargles are always to blame.

I've got a Tumblr! You can find it here - its sole purpose in life is to allow me to post pictures of the people/objects/outfits/etc that crop up in my stories. :)

Mischief managed.


1. Funny Little World » reviews
Blaine Anderson's got everything. He's still head-over-heels for Kurt, whom he's planning on proposing to. He's suddenly become the indie scene's hottest new act. He's living the dream and for a minute everything is almost too perfect - and he's completely fine with that. But when a car accident completely rewires his brain, he wakes up madly in love...with one Lucy Quinn Fabray.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-23-12 - Published: 5-20-12 - Blaine A. & Quinn F.
2. The Five Year Arrangement » reviews
Hermione had it all planned out. She'd marry Ron at thirty. Maybe have a baby at thirty-two. Malfoy would be rotting away in prison. But when the Ministry unveils a new law, Hermione finds herself unshakably bound to her very worst enemy...in marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-20-12 - Published: 4-27-12 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
3. Journey of a Thousand Miles » reviews
A new marriage law. A revival of the vanquished Dark Lord. Lies. Love. Loss. Life. To survive it all, Hermione and Draco must overcome private barriers and personal dragons to take the first step of a journey of a thousand miles. HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-27-12 - Published: 2-13-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
4. City of Light » reviews
When Clary and Isabelle are accidentally Portaled to London 1878, they find a world they've never known. Soon followed by Jace, Alec, Simon, and Magnus, they and their ancestors chase a villain who has the power to change life as they know it.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 10-14-10 - Isabelle L. & Jem C.
5. These Five Times reviews
She was angry. He kissed her. She was happy. He kissed her. She was sad. He kissed her. She nearly died. He kissed her. He was so irresistibly...James. She kissed him. These are five of her bittersweet memories of his love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-13-11 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
6. Ten Years Past reviews
He drops it like it's burned him and mouths the words to himself. 'So here you stand, and I'm already back in love with you again, but you're married and that's that.' After nearly ten years abroad, Ron's back in London, searching for the flame he killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-11 - Ron W. - Complete
7. While the Stars Rained Down reviews
I arrived back the night of the meteor shower. They were sitting on the front porch, watching, waiting. I hid behind the tree almost directly in front of them, but they never noticed. The wind blew my scent away. They watched the sky and I watched them.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-3-10 - Edward - Complete