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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. Robert Pattinson has a nice ass ;) Also, I read an interview in GQ that said that Robert Pattinson reads twilight fanfiction, especially the hardcore ones, therefore, if you are reading this, Robby, I love you.I will make this as hardcore as possible, sorry mommy. So, one day I left my stories up on my mom's computer and she nosily read them and got the shock of her life. It was the most embarrassing thing ever. I tried to submit it to fmylife.com but apparently your mom finding a story about Edward and Jasper fucking is not bad enough. Oh and my name is Sage, I'm a junior and I draw and paint and write and cook and all that fun stuff. I love all you people who read my stories and comment, especially squishycullen and heavenlyangel :) Live long and prosper M here is a haiku, I hope it is to your liking: edward has sparkly eyes, and i love him too much Bella, you suck (him) Rebecca, twilight fanfiction is so much better than harry potter fanfiction! | |||||||
1. A little carried away » reviewsWhat happens when crazed Twilight fans kidnap Bella and Edward for their own enjoyment? It could get ugly:Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 4-8-09 - Bella & Edward2. Bella's Daydream » reviewsEdward looks into Bella's mind for some peace and quiet, only to find that her thoughts are rated X.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 1-27-09 - Edward & Bella3. Eduardo y Bella: Eduardo y los emos » reviewsEduardo mata Bella y el es muy triste entonces se convertio un "emo". Pero Que va a pasar cuando ellos deciden se cortar? Lo siento por mi muy malo espanol. Estoy aprendieron espanol en mi escuela pero solo por dos anos. Ya se que es mucho incorrecto.Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Edward4. Twilight Fairytales » reviewsLittle Red Riding hood, but a twilight version. umm, it probably sounds stupid. Jacob the wolf, Edward wood chopper, and Charlie Bella's grandmother. Next is "Cinderbella"Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-11-09 - Bella & Jacob5. Isle Esme reviewsAnother continuation of the Isle Esme scene. It's more sweet than vulgar.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-09 - Bella & Edward6. Edward's fashion show reviewsEdward is in a fashion show, but Bella wishes there were less clothes. On him.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-7-09 - Bella & Edward7. Edward and Jasper » reviewsEdward and Jasper finally get Bella and Alice off their back and go at it in the forest Written like a screenplay.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Edward & Jasper8. Bella's Cupcake » reviewsEdward gives Bella a cupcake but Bella drops it, so she has to lick it off him. Please tell me what you think.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 1-8-09 - Bella & Edward9. Edward's Version of Twilight » reviewsEdward's version of Twilight: a twist on Midnight Sun: "WHAT HAD I DONE? I could see this scene from an outsiders point of view, the mysterious boy, always so quiet, so polite, finally showing his true colors; black, all black. And the unsuspecting victimTwilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-7-09 - Edward & Bella10. Edward gives a cupcake to Bella version 2Edward spends all night making a cupcake but she clumsily drops it so she has to lick it off his body. I changed it to make it less vulgar. Just something I thought of while trying to fall asleep.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Published: 1-8-09 - Edward & Bella
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