Also, feel free to PM me. I'm not quite sure how that works but I won't bite once I figure it out. I won't bite :3

FIRST OF ALL, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY MESSY PROFILE, but I don't suppose it matters. Read the content to your hearts content xD Hello my name is Chizzy! (I prefer to not put my super real name or anythings, you know, stalkers and stuff, but if you'd like to stalk me I can help you narrow your search, I live in BC, Canada, IN A TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT, there does that help? ) However I go under many anonomous review names when I'm too lazy to log in. You may know me as Chels, Chizzy, or something completely random when I'm too shy to really put in something to which someone could link back to this profile and in that case... Sorry! ;_;

RANDOM FACT TIME!!

--I am a strict vegetarian, I won't even eat gummybears (GELATIN IS COW ((MAINLY)), HORSE, OR SHEEPS HOOF)

--I can't dance to save my life, srsly.

--I'm female

--I'm a highschool dropout (I still plan to finish)

--I'm nearing the end of my teenage years (they're going so quickly, just like my childhood)

--I see my bestfriend three or four times a year at best

--My superbestfriend forgot me

--I am paranoid

--I have a sister

--I have two cats (ones fat, ones basically a runt)

I'm a bisexual, and I put that there because I base that people probably want to know what I like to hump at night. I'll hump anything! Alright, so that sounds wrong on many levels, but really, what else can I say but what I think of? Always be yourself, thats what "they" say. I wonder who said that, not that it really matters now! Alright, I'm done RANDOMLY typing, lets get onto the FUN INFORMATION about your friendly neighbourhood Chizzmeister (please don't ever call me that! It's my third-person petname, only Chizzy uses it :l)

I've had many obsessions in my day. Barney as a three year old, Blues Clues at Five, Pokemon at eight, Inuyasha at... thirteen-fourteenish, and a thousand random bookies. Right now my obsession has headed down to South Park, my mommy didn't let me watch it as a child of course. The problem with my obsessions is I buy product like a grandma in a discount thrift store with doiles at 75 percent off. I have currently spent a mere 100.00 on DVD's, as if I can't watch it online at the comedycentral website! (YES, I'm Canadian, my head doesn't go all flappy when I spout gibbersh as I had it sewn down to prevent blood loss!) I even bought CARMEX because of the recent episode "Margaritaville" where the spokesguy at BIG ORANGE FINANCE COMPANY is continually using it. Brilliant episode, I framed it to my wall. (You can find Carmex in random pharmacies, incase you're wondering.)

South Park Obsession:

I will hug you if you like South Park

I will kiss you if you own a South Park DVD

I will sleep with you if you love South Park and write fanfiction

AND I WILL MARRY YOU IF YOU BUY ME MATT AND TREY.

My favorite episodes are (IN RANDOM ORDER, INCASE YOU CARE, I LOVE THESE ONES TOO MUCH not that I hate a South Park episode or character at all.):

Tweek vs. Craig (classic)
Pandemic and Pandemic The Startling (I don't understand how one cannot like it)
Margaritaville (Carmex of course, and squirrels)
Guitar Queer-O (I got Guitar Hero recently, I can barely keep up to Medium difficulty!)
Pip (Also classic)
Damien (HEHE!)
The Ungroundable (Butters is just amazing)
Professor Chaos (Butters is still just really amazing)
Breast Cancer Show Ever (Wendy's character developement is awesome :3)

AND Super Fun Time

My favorite characters are Tweek, Craig, Clyde, Token, Bebe, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Wendy, Butters and Jimmy + Timmy BUUUUT if I had to choose one I'd say Roy, simply because I'd be the entire fanbase of Roy, seeing as Roy is a side character who appears for ten minutes in CLUBHOUSES! Why? Well 1. NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS, it's always funny to watch them act like they either know who he is, or act completely stumped, and 2. He's awesome.

I know this might seem super important to SOMEONE but I won't put up my favorite pairings simply because I'm sure people will figure it out and if they don't thats because I haven't contributed to the site as an author at all, therefore rendering my exsistance here pretty neutral. You don't even care!

Favorite Movies:

Donnie Darko
Across The Universe
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
BASEketball
Cats Don't Dance
The Last Unicorn (She's the last one :c)
Toy Story
Any Pokemon Movie (Kick-butt fighting scenes always.)
Borat (Very nice)
Wall-E!

I love ALOT of music. Actually, thats one of the most annoying questions a person can ask you "What do you listen to?". Its irritating for me AT LEAST, you see, I like WAY too much stuff. Half the stuff I listen to I've never heard of until someone randomly talks about it, but I usually am pretty flexible as I do not like any one genre. I really like: Panic! At the Disco, The Fray, The Killers, Flo Rida, Dave Matthews Band, Eminem, Petshop Boys, DVDA, Paramore, The Beatles (THE COVERS FROM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE ARE AMAZING), Mindless Self Indulgence (its randomly addicting, thanks alot random person who used it in your story, thanks alot! ILU.), Nomy, The Who, McFly, New Found Glory, U2, My Chemical Romance, Gorillaz, and I think I'll end here because by now you are probably bored as hell... ONE LAST THING!

AND NOW, MY STATUS AS AN ACTUAL WRITER ON FANFICTION:

I'm currently producing many-a-South-Park fanfictions, however, I have a rule about my work in general. For art, it's "NEVER SHOW UNTIL IT'S DONE". This applys to my story writing, I will not be posting any stories until they are all done, and theres a really simple reason for that, I suffer from ADHD (OH THE PAIN) and if my brain decides to go lazy or decides later that the story idea was stupid, I'll scrap it and I'll never be able to finish. So it's really a favour to all you people out there who hate reading a REALLY REALLY GOOD STORY and then it's incomplete and hasn't been updated in over two years (OH THE PAAAAAAAIN)!

Now you may read random preachy messages/and or funny things that I feel apply to me and life in general! (THANKS FOR READING ABOUT ME, I know it was fun.)

STOP RACISM, NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

And don't forget; when feeling envious of someone 'perfect', remember they still take shits too.

R.I.P Steve "Crocodile hunter" Irwin who was killed in 2006 by a stingray. Steve Irwin a true hero. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile. And show honor to a true hero.

Jesus Christ! WHEN WILL YOU LET ME IN? Go chop some more firewood.