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Hi I'm Michaela and here are the basics:

1.Im a girl.

3.I'm nuts.

4.I have an obsession with just about everything.

Now you know that :

Welcome to my page my very own tool to terrorize all you poor, poor innocent civilians !

As you read this don't forget to be afraid..very afraid...

I warned you I was crazy.

Some people have a life but i've got something soooo much better : NCIS! (And a phone,a laptop,a Ipod a fat rabbit but that doesn't really matter)

I'm totally obsessed with NCIS like totally,overly, my family thinks i need help.I totally agree with them.Its just beyond great if you haven't watch it you haven't lived!!So go watch it NOW! :)

My Boats (cause no one really calls ships ships they call 'um Boats...well at least i do)

TIVA- its just sooo beyond perfect!! Ziva clearly loves him.Even my little brother sees it (thats saying a lot trust me).And he clearly loves her back.You can feel the chemistry from a mile away people

MCABBY- Their just so cute!It just makes me want to pick up little fluffy things and hug them

JIBBS-Paris never ended.They took a break.A break that was interrupted by her dying. Damn you stupid Russian people with Guns and big black shiny cars.

KARI-One word.CHEMISTRY.Amazing stuff.

Quotes

I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip Ziva David NCIS

Ziva No one is talking there is a smurf war on

Tony Turf war

Ziva David and Tony DiNozzo NCIS

Oh we're taking tips from Tren Kort.Why don't we just run with scissors or talk to strangers, maybe they've got some candy! A very pissed off Tony DiNozzo NCIS

Abby(Walking into the observation room) Did I miss it?

Ziva No he's letting him sit

Abby SIT?!He gets a chair? He..he..kills bunnies.

Abby Scuito and Ziva David NCIS

Captin You're a woman

Ziva You're a genius

Unknown Captin and Ziva David NCIS

I feel like i just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich Jane 27 Dresses

Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter Characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below.

1.Harry Potter

2.Draco Malfoy

3.Hermione Granger

4.Ron Weasley

5.Ginny Weasley

6.Fred Weasley

7.George Weasley

8.Sirius Black

9.Victor Krum

10.Remus Lupin

11.Lily Potter

12.Albus Dumbledore

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? Kinda :P

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Erm... the impossible?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yup I'm reading one now its called It takes Two by Juanafever

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Er...Probably five/nine

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He would die from shock.

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. He was her teacher,she was his student.It was forbidden, but neither could find it in their hearts to stop it. (I'm so proud)

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I really,really hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic? A Pranksters Professor

11) What title would you give if Four wanted to de-flower One? Ron Weasleys last act :)

12) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five? I sincerely hope not.

13) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Im a werewolf!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Seven and Eight, what song would you use? Hm... Pixie Lott-Mama Do (Not quite sure why)

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Yuck warning

16) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Hey there ferret :)

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? About a week ago

18) What is Six's super secret kink? He likes to wear high heels and drink orange juice O_O

19) If Three and Seven got together who tops? I'm thinking seven :)

20) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Harry Potter and Victor Krum are in a happy relationship until Victor Krum runs off with Ron Weasley. Harry Potter,broken-hearted,has a hot one-night stand with Lily Potter and a brief unhappy affair with Albus Dumbledore, then follows the wise advice of Ginny Weasley and finds ture love with Hermione Granger. Title: Call the people in the white coats.

21) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were canon? Cry.A lot.

22) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Drunk.She is married!

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