(Dec. 31 2011) : Update

So, I'm writing again. New fandoms. It's likely I'll go back and edit my older stuff. I don't know what I'll be continuing and what I won't, but the decision will be made in the next few weeks:) I still don't mind people taking inspiration from my work or adopting it, as long as you tell me first, and you give me credit for what I've written.

(Sometime Mid-August 2011) : Random Update

Oh, hey guys. Just thought I'd let you know that I'm not sure if I'm going to be updating any of my stories that are currently up anytime in the next couple months. I may go back and edit them to be a bit less stupid than they currently are. I started to do that with Discovered, but then when I realized I have no idea where I even want the story to go, I kind of gave up. I also think that the story isn't that great to begin with, yeah? I don't know what I was thinking. So Discovered is now up for adoption. If you are inspired, take my writing and expand on it. But give me a heads up so I can see what you're up to. That actually goes for all my stories. If I'm stumped for a way to continue- I see no problem with you sharing your ideas on how it should go. AS LONG AS YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR MY WORK

About Me

My name is Hailey. I am now 19. I'm from Texas- born and raised. I don't talk like a hick/old western cowboy. I don't say y'all. I have better grammar than that. In fact, I prefer to practice my British accent. It's fake, but it's a damn good fake.

I like writing, but I can never seem to motivate myself to get up to my computer and type out another chapter so my stories don't get updated as often as I like. Sorry. I'm lazy. And my life got turned upside down a bit since I graduated high school this past summer and I'm still figuring everything out:)

I'm really glad people like what I write and I love when I get tons of reviews! SO REVIEW people. Not just my stories, other people's too.

"Even I make mistakes. I know, it's hard to believe -kind of surprises me, myself- but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair; one person so full of awesomeness."

Best Lines I've Ever Read in a Fanfiction!!

>>> "That's when I realized that somewhere deep down inside, Esme was a little ghetto, like me." ~Jasper in Mistyhaze420's Lessons Learned

>>> "She was like the teenage Godfather...I was pretty proud." ~Jasper in Mistyhaze420's Lessons Learned

>>> "The blond girl – Luna, Loony, whatever her name was – started laughing, loud and raucous, to the stares of the others. When it started to look like she wasn't breathing, Gabriel carefully patted her on the back. "There. There. Other comforting words." " ~Gabriel in Smrt1's Hey Little World!

>>> "A fledgling idea started to sprout in the back of his mind, cawing and demanding food, but he wasn't in the mood to regurgitate right now." ~Gabriel in Smrt1's Hey Little World!

(More to come Later;)

Random Quotes that Amused Me

You're a great friend, but if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

I want to live forever, so far so good.

Friend: Will try to comfort you when you are rejected by a boy.

Best Friend: Will go up to the boy and say”'Its because you're gay, isn't it?”

Friend: Have never seen you cry

Best Friend: Already has the shovel to bury the MF that made you cry.

Friend: Will help you roll your car home when it breaks down.

Best Friend: Will help you roll your broke-ass car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

Friend: Will help you find your way when you're lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one stealing your map and giving you bad directions because they "know the shortcut."

Friend: Will give you four quarters for the vending machine

Best Friend: Will give you the oldest, crinkliest dollar bill they have and laugh at you while the machine spits it out for the 37th time

Friend: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know the rules! I'm only DD when you provide sufficient entertainment."

Friend: Will bail you out of jail.

Best Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying 'Damn that was fun! Let's do it again!'

Friends: Are for now.

Best Friends: Are for life.

(I've just realized how horrible of a best friend all of the above describes. They're a bit cruel, amoral, and an all around bad influence. But it seems the sentiment is there.)

Onward...