MY FICS SOON TO COME

(pas de projets en cours pour mes lecteurs français, désolée)

→ Harry Potter, "Into the Dark": a Bellatrix/Draco serie (not a ship!! A normal nephew/aunt relationship!!). Nine chapters written. Will wait until I've posted all my Twilight drabbles anyway.
→ Twilight, "Alter Ego": a James/Victoria serie. Only the beginning has been written, so it won't come out very soon.

FICS QUE J'AI CORRIGEES RECEMMENT

Allez les lire stp!!

→ «La Chute» de Alice Loves Rock Music http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5494724/1/
→ «Regret et remord» de Victory87 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5448491/6/

Moins récent: "Le couloir Malibu" de Victory87 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5091392/1/Le_couloir_Malibu

HOW MY LIST IS GOING

Some of you know it, others don't, but I read your fics in an order. I've got a list of fics to read, and it's actually pretty scary. I'll put there the next five fics and authors I have to read, so that you have an idea.

→ les fics d'AnnaOz
→ Lady Miya's fics
→ BlackxZodiac's fics
→ Seren McGowan's fics
→ rejectdemon's fics

FURIOUS REACTION!

I'd like to let everyone know of something that happened on this website and that is really shameful: an author, Bellatrix wannabe 89, had her story, «The Heir», stolen by Forever a Slytherin. I ask you all to report this as the most awful kind of ABUSE that can be! That ridiculous copy MUST be brought down as soon as possible!
Thank you.

For every Bellamort fan: vertpassionrouge made a Bellamort community on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=98906120998 go right to it! I registered in Facebook only for it, follow my example! It's awesome!
(I MAY have done the link wrong)

Problème existenciel: l'inconditionnelle fan d'informatique que je suis n'ayant pas réussi à passer le site en français, dois-je écrire en anglais??
Passons le questionnement philosophique que cela implique et entamons le profil en lui-même! Je ne suis qu'une fille de 15 ans qui un jour s'est dit:"Tiens, si j'essayais de m'inscrire sur fanfiction.net?". Et voilà, je suis là. D'abord portée sur Inkfeather, j'ai vite bifurqué vers Inklight pour finalement, une fois sur le site (ô rage, ô désespoir, ô jeunesse ennemie, n'aie-je donc tant vécu que pour qu'Inklight soit pris) opter pour Inkfire. Frustrée de ne pouvoir, apparemment, publier avant trois jours, je me jette avidement sur ce profil pour entraîner ma prose car je me trouve cet après-midi en manque d'inspiration pour continuer ma 1ère fanfic en elle-même... Quelle misère...
Pour ce qui est de mes influences et caractéristiques littéraires (bien grand mot pour une bien petite conteuse...)... Voyons voir... Je lis de tout avec une avidité à peu près constante depuis l'âge de 4 ans, ça va du français à l'anglais, du magazine Phosphore aux BD, en passant par Agatha Christie, Mary Higgins Clark, "Anges et démons", le "Journal d'une princesse", "Harry Potter", "Tara Duncan" et "Ewilan", "Twilight", Barjavel, Maupassant, "L'amant de Lady Chatterley", les fanfictions de ce site, dont certaines sont très belles (je cite "Shades of grey" et "Flames", vous comprendrez par la suite et par mes fics que je fais une légère fixation sur le personnage de Bellatrix Lestrange, particulièrement dans les romances qui l'unissent à Lord Voldemort) Anna Gavalda, "Les hauts de Hurlevent", j'en passe et des meilleures... Mais justement la meilleure à mes yeux je ne peux la passer, le sommet des sommets qui culmine et élève sans écraser, éclatant dans chaque sinuosité de mes chemins littéraires tel le Fujiyama visible de chaque recoin du Japon, celle qui a renversé mon âme et bouleversé mon style, la fée, "l'ange gardien, la muse et la madone" de Baudelaire, j'ai nommé l'unique, la transcendante et quintessentielle Amélie Nothomb!
Pour ce qui est de l'écriture... Mon domaine où mon âme n'a jamais fini de s'ouvrir, c'est la poésie, que j'écris avec passion depuis plus de deux ans, et que je lis aussi, mais plus rarement malheureusement (trop prise dans mes romans? Ce qui ne m'a pas empêchée pas de prendre un coup de foudre pour la tragédie classique). La poésie, c'est mon pays et ma loi, ma terre d'asile!
J'ai toujours eu un problème d'inspiration et d'organisation pour développer mes histoires; c'est en partie pourquoi je me complais dans des vers dont la seule règle est la justesse, ou éventuellement dans des rédactions d'imaginations scolaires où l'on m'offre un cadre bien campé où jeter ma capricieuse créativité. Et que vogue la galère! Solution de facilité, je sais; c'est pourquoi je m'essaye à la fanfic, où je n'ai plus qu'à faire mouvoir de manière aussi harmonieuse que possible des personnages créés par un/une autre!
Les fanfics que j'écrirai sur ce site seront en français bien sûr, mais aussi en anglais si j'y arrive, et consacrées à Harry Potter de manière à peu près exclusive, et SURTOUT (pour ne pas dire toujours) à Bellatrix Lestrange personnage que j'adoooooooooooooooooooooore et trouve bien trop peu exploité dans le livre (même s'il est vrai que la pauvre J.K.Rowling ne peut pas non plus exploiter à l'extrême tous les personnages intéressants). Voilà...
J'aime écrire en étant moi, le moi que je ne suis capable de n'exprimer que par l'écriture, c'est à dire lyrique et parfois un peu délirant, avec toute l'harmonie, toute la justesse, oserai-je dire toute la beauté que ma petite âme peut concevoir, autant que faire se peut. Je rassure tous les lecteurs, c'est je crois indispensable: j'ai un goût épidermique pour les longues phrases tournées et parfois un peu compliquées, mais mes fanfics ne suivront pas forcément ce modèle! S'il y a des gens à qui ce portrait à plu, peut-être que mes écrits postérieurs les décevront; s'il y en a à qui mon style donne envie de vomir, je les conjure de passer outre et de lire ne serait-ce que les premières lignes de ma première fic, rien que pour voir, même si je perds probablement mon temps vu que ceux qui ne pouvaient pas me blairer dès le début sont sûrement passés à autre chose depuis bien longtemps!!
Quoi qu'il en soit, je remercie et embrasse très fort les âmes courageuses qui sont allées jusqu'ici même si mon texte, je m'en rends compte en le relisant, peut sembler très ennuyeux! Et l'est même peut-être! Merci à tous! (et s'il n'y en a pas tant pis pour moi!) A tous ceux qui auraient sauté un paragraphe, ça ne vaut pas!
J'aimerais faire une dédicace et un gros bisou à Victory87 et encourager tout le monde à aller voir sa parodie Harry Potter qui devrait sortir incessamment sous peu! Je suis son bêta et donc bien placée pour savoir que c'est génial!

TOUT LE MONDE doit aller voir D'URGENCE la fic de Victory87, Le couloir Malibu, elle est trop géniale (la fic et la fille) et je suis sa bêta! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5091392/1/Le_couloir_Malibu

For the English ones (because if I write in English but do not introduce myself it's unfair)
I'm a fifteen-year-old girl deeply in love with books, all kinds of books, but especially the wonderful and awesome Amélie Nothomb! But if you read my poems you may have guessed that I love Twilight too... I met metal music a year and a half ago and fell also in love with it: Nightwish, Epica, Within Temptation and Evanescence, forever!! I write poems and fanfics and I am very weird. I love writing, reading, drawing, talking with my friends and dreaming. In fact, music, reading and writing are my three centers of gravity, and if life ever takes one from me I may die like a flower in a vase... Well, in a nutshell that's that...
What else to say...
I am quite an absolute girl, I am the one and only person I know able to throw away her umbrella and go to school with a (little) bin in her pocket, I am an only child, it's better for my mother's sanity, I believe in only one God, he's called Tuomas Holopainen and if you don't know him check out some Nightwish songs, you won't waste your time, I believe in the human soul and the beauty in it, and no no no it doesn't mean I am part of a sect, I know how it feels when you cut a bit of your skin and while watching the tiny cut you feel like laughing and crying at the same time, I know what one can freely cry, scarify him/herself and write poems at school without any teacher seeing anything, or at least mine works like that, I have already received a letter from a writer, a real one, and the result was twenty-two little scars still shining pink inside my arm six months after, my brain works weird, I think at least half the teenage girls who want really big breasts would give up to this idea if I could just lend them mine for a day and watch how they live with it and laugh, I live in a special little country located inside my own head for all the time I don't spend at school, with a friend, on fanfiction.net or doing homework, I grow too attached to the people nice with me very fast, I am not talented in friendship, I hate talking about myself orally, I can cry for the slightest annoyance, I feel a very strong sense of self-hatred when I fight back the tears in vain, I can be very silly very often, I can turn very nasty when people say jokes about the Down's syndrome because it is one of the less funny things on earth, I've always wanted a little sister, I am for abortion because a child shouldn't be given birth to by people unable to take care of him/her right, my mother had to have an abortion when I was six and I remember putting a hand on her belly when she went back from the hospital and asking "Mommy, is the baby still here?" but I understood when four years later she explained to me why there was no more baby at all, I am saying very personal, too personal stuff right now and feeling strange and...I'll post it anyway, because, well, it's me.

I'd like to give a huge thank you and a huge hug to onyxrush707, because she has a great profile, and she allowed me to copy most of it in mine, and she is a great writer, and she is probably the best of my very few reviewers, and she trusted me enough to allow me to translate one of her amazing stories, Canvas, into French, and she is awesome, and thank you for everything onyx you're the best kiss kiss kiss
Come check out onyx on : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1562803/ She's sooooo great!!

If you are interested in chatting of random things and Bellamort, life, love, writing and Bellamort, pm me. I love making friends, I try to be funny and succeed once upon a time xD and I am a good confidant.

Actually, I think that I'm an interesting person if you like Twilight, Bellamort (already said I now - I'm open to other ships too, though none is half as good), poetry, obsessive writing and reading, smaller and secret worlds. So come on, Pm and be my friend. I do not bite and I grow attached easily.
Feel free to call me Azalais (fourth name - I hate the first) or Az (forum nickname)

Imagine you're a bird above an angry sea
Imagine you're a child waiting for Christmas time
Imagine you're singing and doing so just fine
Imagine you're writing all that you want to be
Imagine you're the light and shadow in her hair
Imagine baby stars her shining eyes have wept
Imagine secret words to be forever kept
Imagine such a bliss it grows too much to bear
Imagine where to start this song never-ending
Imagine who she is and who you're becoming
Imagine dark wonders, watch them and hold your breath
Imagine she's around, it makes you want to scream
Imagine, close your eyes and go back to your dream
Tell the ultimate tale, the one of love and death.

Yeah, I know, this is a fanfiction site. But this is a profile, and I guess I can put whatever I want on my profile if it doesn't hurt anyone, and it doesn't, and when I have to talk about me, I think about this poem most of the time.
So, non-fanfic-related poem. It's the only one, promise.
If you live, too, in your own little world, and you often imagine things that aren't and won't be, copy and paste this into your profile...but say that it's mine! It's one of my best, most personal, worked-on and beloved poems, guys!
And...if you would pm, too? I know, I'm asking too much. Just to know who wanted this poem on their profile...Please?

Dédicaces/dedications:

FRANCAIS

Victory87 revieweuse fidèle et auteur surprenant et débordant d'imagination, j'ai l'honneur d'être sa beta et le plaisir d'être son amie... Ne change jamais ma puce, je t'adore...

Mumtaz une princesse des mots qui a quitté ce site et que je regretterai longtemps...

cuvette le mystère de ton pseudo n'est toujours pas percé, mais j'adore tes fics (avec et sans Ministarlet) et tes reviews me font toujours intensément plaisir...jtd

ENGLISH

xoxLewrahxox awesome author, even more awesome beta (you turn my words into light) and awesome moderator of an awesome forum which shamelessly and mercilessly steals my time!! Almost too much awesomeness... What more to say? Random, funny, deliciously gifted for writing... did I say awesome already?

Jacalyn Hyde I love to give lots of stupid and useless help (though I honestly try to make it good) and hear that it inspired you. You are so awesome...

xDoubleIndemnity the most beloved Belladolphus shipper lost in a bunch of Bellamort ones EVER. Don't you think I forgave you for shooting me because I like Jacob/Renesmee, though! But you're just too amazing... I can't resist...

Xx starlight-moon xX awesomeness, randomness, craziness and small town all in one!! (high fives you) You are one of a kind! Thanks for your personal life (coughs-mess-coughs) help. I love you.

Mrs Bella Riddle fellow Japanese learner! Fellow Bellamort! (hugs you) (again) (and again) (and again)

Bellatrix Le Fey my beta number two, and yet another wonderful forum girl. I'm running out of words for you all!

SlytherinFlower my favorite tongue ever oh well. My favorite Dutch one too. (not that I know loads of Dutch people...)

Kisses as well to xxDibDabxx, Moonlit Cascade, Wicked Bellatrix, and x-nellie-lovett-x….forum girls, I love you!

LazyCatfish27 amazing author, winner of my little Bellamort awards... You're awesome my dear!

vertpassionrouge another one of the most wonderful Bellamort authors I have ever read. And my only reason to be displeased with my poll! Your fics are awesome! It sucks!! Sorry I'm not very active on your forum anymore. I have another one, very random and so overwhelming it is scary... (points at Sarah) You're amazing (blows kisses at you)

onyxrush707 first reviewer, first friend of this website... I don't forget you...

.double.mask. I don't even remember how we happened to get in touch, but it's done, and it's in my list of things-I-regret-the-less. I don't think you'll ever read this...never mind...I had to mention you no matter that...good luck in Korea, I love you, my friend...

All the stuff in italics is not mine!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."

If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies."

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes.

If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was NO match for me at kick boxing.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Select my name and press ALT + F4, and then, after doing that, when you've figured out what ALT + F4 does, glare intently at the computer screen.

You plus me equals knives and blood I shall hunt you to the ends of the Earth and roast your carcass over perdition's flames"

"I shall kill you at night, rip your head off and sell it on Ebay!"

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Don't mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

"Satan said my way of killing was too gory, wanna find out why?"

"No one ignores me and LIVES!"

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away

One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

People are boring. They are only amusing if you push them down many flights of stairs

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few)

Who laughs last thinks the slowest

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Normal people worry me

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

COPY AND PASTE

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you want to start dancing when you get a review, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're scared of mediocrity, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wondered who does this "copy and paste this into your profile" stuff, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, put this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but still can't remember if it is push or pull, copy and paste into your profile. (Yeah all the time!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you have at least one scar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever stayed kneeling for a couple of minutes, and then fell on your ass without knowing why, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've never read any book by Amélie Nothomb, copy and paste this onto your profile and go straight to get one because I HAVE and believe me it's worth anything!

If you think James and Victoria are incredibly sexy in the movie copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wanted to scream when Victoria died copy and paste this onto your profile

If the vampires' names make you shiver in awe and you'd love to call your child like that copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that the name Renesmee has magic within and that Nessie just sucks copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that Jacob/Renesmee is NOT a pedophil thing, copy and paste this into your profile

(am I really the only one??)

If you've ever felt guilty when reviewing a really good story because you couldn't find words strong enough to show how blissed out you were, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire,GothNotEmo13, onyxrush707, Inkfire

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, GothNotEmo13, onyxrush707, Inkfire

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, Inkfire

91 percent of teen girls would faint if they met the Jonas Brothers. If you are a PART of that 9 percent that would stand there laughing and pointing at them, then wondering what the Hell you're doing so close to the -Shudder- Jonas Brothers and proceeded to vomit all over said fainted girls, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Distorted From InXLoveXWithXEdward's profile... Thanks, Tia!)

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Good people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in countries like USA and France.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

Things I am or have been:

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST have lower morals than everyone else.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST have no fear for my immortal soul.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a GOOD PUPIL who doesn't MAKE FRIENDS EASILY so I MUST contempt and/or hate people who haven't good marks.
I already CUT MY WRISTS, so I WILL end up jumping off a bridge or something along those lines.
I don't put on MAKEUP so I'm CONDEMNED to be single forever.
I'm very CLOSE to my MOTHER so I MUST be a girl who NEVER grew up and NEVER will.
I love READING so I MUST have nothing else to do with my free time.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be self-centred.
I love METAL MUSIC so I MUST be gothic.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

My name is Sarah

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now I roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but I'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

A heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you found this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.