WIN! I win! I finally got my profile to stop italicizing everything!!

Not too much to tell you, besides that I'm a girl. So... there you have it. Oh, and in regards to my fics- well, I just deleted all of the really old ones. Except for one, but I couldn't bring myself to delete it because it was my very first story, and, you know, fond memories and all that... But don't judge me based on that one. Or Does Magic Mix With Madness?, which needs some major overhaul.

9/23/12- Don't give up. I'm alive. I'll write, I swear it on... something. But really.

My Avvie? Oh, that's Robert Downey Jr. He may or may not be my lover. And I really couldn't tell you why he has a concertina.

Not being sure what else to say, I think I shall discuss all of my ships, from galleons to dinghies.

Let's see. PotC? Jack/absolutely no one. Barbossa/Madeline Gray, Nytd's OC. Elizabeth/Will, because that puts them both out of the picture. Elizabeth/Beckett, for no apparent reason. Oh, and Barbossa/Elizabeth fascinates me, but I haven't quite decided whether I like it or not.

Hunger Games? Gale/Katniss (they're both so depressing by Mockingjay, why not?), Finnick/Annie, Cinna/not-Portia (they barely ever TALK, people), Haymitch/no one (especially not Maysilee...), Mr Mellark/Ms Everdeen (just because), Finnick/Katniss (Katniss like she was BEFORE Mockingjay, anyways)

Sherlock? John/Sherlock is the only thing that exists. I am prepared to swear to that.

Avengers? Kind of accidentally became quite fond of (read: obsessed with) Tony Stark/Bruce Banner... also known as Stanner, Brony, or- of course- Science Boyfriends. I am indeed very, very proud to be a Lab Assistant.

Harry Potter? Voldemort/Bellatrix (actually really love that one), Harry/Hermione, Snape/McGonagall (love!), Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Lupin, Dumbledore/McGonagall (quietly. No one wants to see two older people having a steamy romance...), Harry/Luna, Luna/Ron! :D

Others... like Twilight? Well, for that, Jacob/Bella, because I hate Edward, and Edward/Bella because I hate Jacob, and Edward/Jacob because I hate Bella. Satisfied? Good.

Artemis Fowl? Artemis/Holly, Holly/Butler

And my OTP, I have discovered, is from the series A Song of Ice and Fire-as in the books, not the show- and it's SanSan, which for those who don't know is Sansa/Hound. I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY DEAR HOLY GOODNESS. But yeah. Others I like from that series include Jaime/Brienne (d'awww), Arya/Jaqen, and Daenerys/Jorah. Oh, and I suppose I kind of like Renly/Loras, just because. It's canon anyways...

Some COPYPASTA, because I think it's required

A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Jack Sparrow is your role model, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever caught yourself walking like Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp, copy this.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that the best part of 'At World's End' was when Jack turned to the rock and said, "Shoo", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always wanted a jar of dirt of your own, copy this. (actually, I have one. Or had one, but it got confiscated. ;) got a picture of me with it, though...)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Quotes, what would I do without them?

"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all."
-Johnny Depp

As the horrendous black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart-attack. The cartoon peril was no more.
-Narrator, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
- The Joker, The Dark Knight

Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
-The Joker

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
-The Joker

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
-POTC, Dead Man's Chest

Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before.
-POTC, At World's End

Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
-POTC, AWE

I, chickenwinglegolas, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,

regardless of the number of reviews,

its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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