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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. If you haven't already noticed, I hate Twilight. A lot. Most, if not all, of the stories I post here are bashing it in some way. But please, they're still quite hiliarious, even to fans. I'm sure you'll enjoy. I go by the screen 'SerenadeofHatred' on Twilightsucks . com. My first story, the Twilight Ninja, is finished. Finally. I dislike insane Twilight fangirls such as Nuttymadame and umm... mikenewtonrox1994, who are basically batshit insane. Nuttymadame thinks we need fun of her because she's fat. We do make fun of her because everything she says is bullshit. (Stephen King is jealous of Meyer's Success!) So, a list of fangirls I don't really like. mikenewtonrox1994 Why: She's just... ugh. She apparently flames fanfics, saying her fic is the shit, and it is so much worse. Plus, she's an idiot. Look at her profile. She has personally flamed 'The Twilight Ninja' And 'The Twilight Pre-write.' Some of my buddies reported her for spam and I think she her reviews got deleted... Also, this is for you babe. "Argh!" Mike screamed as Bella tore his throat out. "I'm Mike Newton! I'm The epitome of sexiness!" Surprisingly, I'm okay with NuttyMadame. She's just... nuts. About Twilight. A youtube video was released in which she actually ate Renessmee, and she just shrugged it off. Seriously. I can't make this shit up. She's surprisingly mature... as long as your not talking shit about Twilight. | |||||||
1. The Truth Behind the LegendSequel to the Legend of Nessie. The Slayer reflects on why he does what he does as he prepares for the battle with the Cullens.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Published: 9-18-09 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie2. The Twilight Ninja » reviewsThe story of a man who rebelled against the Twilight fad. Strong language. Cullenist bashing. Complete!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Edward - Complete3. The Legend of Nessie reviewsA Man tells the story of Renessmee, and someone who could have loved her, but never got the chance.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob - Complete4. Edward and Bella reviewsIt is finally here! The Age-old tale of Romeo and Juliet is finally availble with Twilight Characters! Read Now!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-09 - Edward & Bella5. EPIC AWESOME LUV STORY! reviewsSew Edward Cullen dumps bella and goes 2 teh mos perfectly awesome woman in the universe... YOU! Rated for incredible sex scenes, and Edward's badassness!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-09 - Edward - Complete6. Edward getting pwned » reviewsAll of you seem to be deluded into thinking that Edward Cullen can beat the crap out of anyone. Let's... dissuade from that theory.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 3-16-097. The Twilght prewrite » reviewsA friend snuck into Mrs. Meyers house... and snuck out with the orignal Twilight? Let's investigate this... unedited piece of work. Wow... Someone did edit it.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 3-4-09
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