Fav sport: SWIMMING!! YEAH! Swimming rocks! never ever, ever say otherwise.

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Deidara is cooler than Itachi paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If anyone dares insult gay's, yaoi, yuri, and lesbians, GET THE FUCK OF MY PAGE! 'Cause there is nothing wrong with being gay!

Yes, I am insane. No I am not gay, or a lesbian. Thank you.

I suggest you read Ripples in The Pond by Lady Hanaka. It is an awesome story, there are also two sequels to it. BUT it is pretty long, so only read it if you like long stories. (I do! :P)

I also like Twilight! But I hate EDWARD. He's an idiot. (Sorry edward lovers) But Bella should go to Jacob, Jacob should have imprinted on Bella.

I like reviews for my stories. They make me very happy. But review to any story you read, even if it's not mine. _

Geeks are cooler than those assholes who think they are cool.

Awesome songs- Out of my way- Seether, If I die tomorrow- Motely Crue, Teenagers- My Chemical Romance, Rest- Skillet.

Awesome Artists (music)- Skillet, Nickleback, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Alien Ant Farm, Guns and Roses, Busted, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Bowling for Soup, Buckcherry, Cinder Road, The Classic Crime, Foo Fighters, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Lemon Demon, Linkin Park, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Seether, Simple Plan, Sugarcult, Three Days Grace, and 30 Seconds to Mars.

Ok and all you people who continue copying the same story line, (Naruto characters go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter) STOP DOING THAT FOR CHRISTS SAKE! But that has been done to many times. I don't like people who steal the same idea as other people, and go "I know you've read a story like this, but read this one, it's really good!" Because thats just wrong, and it means your not creative enough to think up a story of your own. Maybe if the story line even differed just a little, so it wasn't EXACTLY the same, it would be better.

thank you _

"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger,

screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, than yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward."

-Jack Handey-

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

-Lady Hanaka-