Xiraoffire78
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since: 01-10-09, id: 1800010, Profile Updated: 10-26-10
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Xenosaga, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and Ephemeral Fantasia.

perfect is nothing more then a Figment of imagination everything and everyone has their flaws. it is a part of being human. if you try to be perfect then all you are asking for is Failure in the future

Name: Xira

age:19

Sex: female ... if you can't tell that from my ranting then you are a sad person my friend.

Likes

Writting
Drawing
walking
hanging with friends
animals
black and red
Night time

Hates

sterotypes
twilight

Games

Final Fantasy
Kingdom Hearts
Devil May Cry
Xenosaga
Shadow Hearts
Tales of the Abyss and the rest of the tales games
Enchanted Arms
Assassin’s Creed
Star Ocean
Infinite Undiscovery

anime

07-Ghost
Death Note
Blood+
Full Metal Alchemist/ FMA: Brotherhood
Rave master
Wolf's Rain
Bleach
Monochrome Factor
Gungrave
Naruto
Kuroshitsuji
etc.

shows

Heroes
House
CSI
White Collar
Charmed
Angel

Movies

Dark Knight
X-men
Star Trek
Eagle Eye
Resident Evil: Degeneration
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Coraline
Death Note
Death Note: The Last Name
L: Change the World

Favorite Music Artists (USA, Japan, etc.)
Evans Blue
Gackt
DisturbedHyde
Red
Silverstein
Three Days Grace
Kelly
Slipknot
Shiny Toy Guns
A Perfect Circle
Chevelle
Muse
Flyleaf
Evanescence
Trapt
etc.

Favorite Pairings.
LxLight (Death Note)
MelloxMatt (Death Note)
RoyxEdward (Fullmetal Alchemist)
SasukexNaruto (Naruto)
ShinoxNaruto (Naruto)
GaaraxNaruto (Naruto)
KibaxNaruto (Naruto)
LeonxLuis (Resident Evil)
JayxMoses (Tales of Legendia)
SenelxWalter (Tales of Legendia)
LloydxZelos (Tales of Symphonia)
LukexGuy (Tales of the Abyss)
YurixFlynn (Tales of Vesperia)
IshidaxSzayel (Bleach)
GrimmjowxIchigo (Bleach)
GrimmjowxUlquiorra (Bleach)RikuxSora (Kingdom Hearts)
AxelxRoxas (Kingdom Hearts)
ZexionxDemyx (Kingdom Hearts)
MarluxiaxAxel (Kingdom Hearts)
SephirothxCloud (Final Fantasy 7)
YazooxReno (Final Fantasy 7 and Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children)
RufusxKadaj (Final Fantasy 7 and Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children)
AngealxZack (Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core)
AlbedoxJr. (Xenosaga)

books

there is a lot of books i like. not really all that interested in the twilight books. can't get in to them

Fav Characters

Naruto
Sai
Gaara
Kakashi
Ichigo
Renji
Cloud
Kadaj
Axel
Sora
Riku
Roxas
Leon S. Kennedy
Chirs Redfield
Albert Wesker aka wiskers
choas
Jr.
Cannon sigh why he have to die...now choas has lost one of his men
Squall, ...and you know what I'm pullin a Shika. this is a drag the list is to long.

Hated Characters

...Sasgay...I mean Sasuke. I know I wrote a story with him Naru-kun but that doesn't mean i don't hate the little emo duck-butt. Sasu-teme can go die a slow painful death.


Favorite Quotes

"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world"
~ L Lawliet (L: Change the World)

"If you die, nothing will change. However, if you continue living, there are some things you can change."
~ Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki Reload)

"To know what you are really like...and acknowledge it...a positive thinking of enjoying yourself...isn't that what true strength is?"
~ Suou Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)

"When you say you love someone, you say it from the bottom of your heart!"
~ Aoyagi Ritsuka (Loveless)

"Nothing in this world is pointless. There's nobody who is unneeded."
~ Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki Reload Gunlock)

"It doesn't really matter, does it? Men, women, or looks... It's what's inside that matters for a person."
~ Fujioka Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)

"Any of these kids could have their feelings hurt...and we can't understand how concerned they are. To some people, it might be a simple issue, but to that person, it could be a life and death problem..."
~ Yamaguchi Kumiko (Gokusen)

"To fall in love with someone is a great thing. To change because of that person, even if you're unsure you can change, your efforts won't go to waste."
~ Hashiba Sora (Sukisho)

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just do things."
~ The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. - Jack to Will

I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. Come here squishy!" - Dory

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. - Dory

We can stay up all night swapping manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles!- Donkey

"One of these days you're going to have the chance to do something right!"
"Oh, I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by!" - Elizabeth and Jack Sparrow

If you're good at something never do it for free - the Joker

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it? - Jack Sparrow

NICE QUOTES:

Whoever said nothing is impossible?! Ever tried slamming a revolving door?

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

Join the dork side. We have pi!

If you try and fail, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet that has chocolate.

Welcome to my world. Now go home.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved.

Death brings heartaches no one can heal, but love brings memories no one can steal.

1.Do not introduce self as role playing character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train an army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at a zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attach fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umm yeah... isn't military also human?)

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


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This is for all you fucking sterotypers out there! (Bold whatever matches you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist

You sterotypers, seriously, need to go get a fucking life and stop bringing other people down.


my friend was a baka and reviewed one of my stories under my name...-_-'

dude I'm laughing at my friend cuz she read my shinonaruto story and she got mad at some things that happened now she wants to kil me...not really its a joke

i also drew my avatar


myspace

http://www.myspace.com/akakitsune_91

email

akakitsune_91@yahoo.com

Fictionpress

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/685867/Xiraoffire78

other fanfiction profile with my friend

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1846882/XiraandKeadetroubleX2

http://xiraoffire78.deviantart.com/


1. Restaurant »
never watch something when your bored this is the out come.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Updated: 2-12-10 - Published: 11-23-09
2. Notice Me! reviews
just a random thing i wrote about trying to get Ano to join the party
Ephemeral Fantasia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-09 - Complete
3. This Means War! » reviews
4th part of the the story. Wilhelm and Gaignun have a war.
Xenosaga - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 3-28-09
4. Tough Love » reviews
a story of how Naruto tries to prove to Gaara that love is real, but at a price.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-3-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara
5. Trying to Remember » reviews
One day during a mission something goes wrong and something tragic happens to Naruto and it is up to Shino to help him. NarutoXShino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Shino A. & Naruto U. - Complete
6. Things people of Final Fantasy VII would never say reviews
this was wrote out of random ness
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete
7. Things people of Naruto would never say reviews
just randomness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Complete
8. Wilhelm Being Stalked by FanGirls » reviews
third part of my Xenosaga series. in this part Wilhelm is being stalked by fan-girls
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete
9. The Life of Gaignun Kukai » reviews
Meet Bubbles. Bubbles is a goat...This is a story of how Gaignun gets a goat.second part to my seires
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - Complete
10. The Filming of Xenosaga III » reviews
story wrote out of randomness
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-14-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete