Author has written 10 stories for Xenosaga, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and Ephemeral Fantasia.
perfect is nothing more then a Figment of imagination everything and everyone has their flaws. it is a part of being human. if you try to be perfect then all you are asking for is Failure in the future
Sex: female ... if you can't tell that from my ranting then you are a sad person my friend.
Favorite Music Artists (USA, Japan, etc.)
there is a lot of books i like. not really all that interested in the twilight books. can't get in to them
...Sasgay...I mean Sasuke. I know I wrote a story with him Naru-kun but that doesn't mean i don't hate the little emo duck-butt. Sasu-teme can go die a slow painful death.
"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world"
"If you die, nothing will change. However, if you continue living, there are some things you can change."
"To know what you are really like...and acknowledge it...a positive thinking of enjoying yourself...isn't that what true strength is?"
"When you say you love someone, you say it from the bottom of your heart!"
"Nothing in this world is pointless. There's nobody who is unneeded."
"It doesn't really matter, does it? Men, women, or looks... It's what's inside that matters for a person."
"Any of these kids could have their feelings hurt...and we can't understand how concerned they are. To some people, it might be a simple issue, but to that person, it could be a life and death problem..."
"To fall in love with someone is a great thing. To change because of that person, even if you're unsure you can change, your efforts won't go to waste."
"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just do things."
Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. - Jack to Will
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy. Come here squishy!" - Dory
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. - Dory
We can stay up all night swapping manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles!- Donkey
"One of these days you're going to have the chance to do something right!"
If you're good at something never do it for free - the Joker
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it? - Jack Sparrow
Whoever said nothing is impossible?! Ever tried slamming a revolving door?
If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
Join the dork side. We have pi!
If you try and fail, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet that has chocolate.
Welcome to my world. Now go home.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved.
Death brings heartaches no one can heal, but love brings memories no one can steal.
1.Do not introduce self as role playing character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train an army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at a zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
7 Ways to Scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
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This is for all you fucking sterotypers out there! (Bold whatever matches you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
You sterotypers, seriously, need to go get a fucking life and stop bringing other people down.
my friend was a baka and reviewed one of my stories under my name...-_-'
dude I'm laughing at my friend cuz she read my shinonaruto story and she got mad at some things that happened now she wants to kil me...not really its a joke
i also drew my avatar
other fanfiction profile with my friend
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