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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Greek Mythology, and Monk. Heyyy! Welcome to my profile! About Me- You guys probably don't care, but I might as well: Name: Drishti Height: 5 foot somethin' POB: Dallas, Texas (That's right, I'm a cowgirl!) I Live In: Danbury, CT (U.S.A.) Eyes: Black (Yup. You can't tell where my pupils are!) Hair: Black, used to be the straightest hair ever, but is slightly wavy now. Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Reading, Tennis, Reading, Photography, Reading, Going Online, Reading, Drawing, Reading, Being (INCREDIBLY) Random, Reading, Capitalizing The First Letters Of Words, and... did I say how much I like reading yet?? I AM A TOMBOYYY! Favorite Books: I won't list all the books I like, 'cause I don't want to bore you... UPDATE: 10/31/09: The BANNER for my story, Children of the Stars... How awesome is Photoshop?? UPDATE: 10/18/09: I now also TRY TO post stories HERE now, so feel free to visit unknowableroom.org, and maybe read some of the other fics uploaded there... Enjoyyy!! UPDATE: 10/12/09: I drew this picture of Rose and Scorpius... Color Version Enjoyyy!! UPDATE: 8/6/09: 1) I have begun posting all my Harry Potter FF.net stories on HERE as well, so feel free to visit my account over at harrypotterfanfiction.com as well... 2) I also returned from India (I left on June 20th for six weeks) on Sunday (at 5 AM). It feels so awesome to be home! 3) I may also be writing parodies of the HP movies, so look out for those, too... Enjoyyy!! UPDATE: 7/16/09 1) I have changed my penname back to Drishti Choudhury. It was previously A.Raven.Haired.Illusion, and even before that, it was Drishti Choudhury. 2) I take a course over the summer with the Johns Hopkins University, and the course begins on July 20th. The course won't end until the end of August, so there will most likely not be any updates until then. And after that, school starts, so updates will probably only be weekly or something. Sorry! :( UPDATE: 7/14/09 I have begun work on the first chapter of A Sense Of Paramnesia. The first chapter should be up soon; maybe by Saturday, possibly Friday. I'm incredibly excited about the HBP release. Sadly, here in India, it won't come out until the sixteenth, so I have to wait an extra day to go see it. sob UPDATE: 7/6/09 On my profile, it says my location is India. I actually live in Danbury, Connectucut (U.S.A.), but I'm on vacation in India for six weeks. Fanfiction.net isn't letting me change my location. Stories I Plan To Write: 1) Changes, Or Rather, A Lack Of: In every Rose/Scorpius story you read, Rose has bushy red hair, freckles, and a tall, lanky body, which she eventually grows into, right? Well, what if she didn't grow into it? RW/SM, Oneshot. 2) Stopwatch: Her Grandma Caitlyn always said, "The day this watch stops, is the day you've found your true love." RW/SM, Oneshot. 3) One Last Time: It's the day of Teddy and Victoire's wedding, and everybody's busy preparing for it. But where is Teddy? Before he steps up to the altar, there's one very important person he has to speak to. TL/VW, RL/NT, RW/SM, AP/OC, JP/OC. Oneshot 4) One Big Happy Family: A series of oneshots about the Potter family, from James and Lily's wedding up to the day they died. Stories include- how Petunia's vase really got broken, the mysterious case of the Muggle "pleasemen", and James Potter's unexplainable fear of... bunnies? JP/LE. 5) A Ghostly Matter: They say that Professor Binns got up one day to teach, and just left his body sitting by the fire, but is that really how he died? Or was it, perhaps, something to do with the rise of the terrible, evil, dictator, Lord... Tickle-Me-Elmo? Crackfic. Oneshot. 6) Falling In Love: When Rose and Scorpius accidently break Harry's Timeturner, they are transported back to their parent's fifth year. Cliché, right? Wrong! What if their parents fell in love with them? Not only must Rose and Scorpius return to their own time, they also must convince their parents to fall out of love with them. RW/HG, DM/AG, RW/SM. 7) -Title Currently Unknown. Any Suggestions Welcome- It's the Next Generation of the Next Generation! All the next generation Weasley/Potter/Scamander/Malfoy kids have grown up, and their children are going to Hogwarts! What adventures will befall this new generation of witches and wizards? Find out and see! 8) -Title Currently Unknown. Any Suggestions Welcome- The second Wizarding War is over, and the world is rid of the danger that was Lord Voldemort. But now, they are about to experience a new danger...extinction. To prevent a complete wipeout of wizards, the Ministry of Magic begans arranging marriages amongst purebloods. Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass are two of them. Together, they try to deal with their arranged marriage, and share the hope that someday, they might grow to love one another. DM/AG 9) Death Eaters: A History: We're always hearing stories about how awful the Death Eaters were. But did we ever get to truly know them? Did we ever have the chance to see them as real people? Now is our chance. The war is over, and rather than seeing the survivors as outcasts, we can see them as people who didn't understand right from wrong. This is their history... 10) Surprise, Surprise!: Oneshot. Draco and Astoria are out on a date, when Draco remembers he has a surprise for his girlfriend. What could it be? Find out and see! DM/AG 11) A Day With Durmstrang: Oneshot. We all know what Hogwarts is like, but have you ever wondered what a "normal" day at Durmstrang is like? Prequel to A Visit With Beauxbatons. 12) A Visit With Beauxbatons: Oneshot. Ever wondered what a "normal" day at Beauxbatons is like? Sequel to A Day With Durmstrang. Prequel to A Moment With Merlin's. 13) A Moment With Merlin's: Oneshot. Ever wonder what a "normal" day at Merlin's Academy is like? Sequel to A Visit With Beauxbatons. 14) What If...: A series of oneshots about different What If's. 15) Parodies of all the HP movies Stories I'm Currently Working On: 1) Caretakers 2) Kidnapped 3) Trading Places 4) Sightless 5) A Sense Of Paramnesia 6) Surprise, Surprise! 7) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhisky My Original Characters: From Kidnapped (PJO) 1) Melina Granite: A daughter of Aphrodite. Minor character in my story, so she doesn't really have a big personality. Just think of her a Silena Beauregard replica. 2) Dylan Han: A son of Tyche. Insanely lucky. Gets whatever he wants. Is third in command in the Titan army. Personality hasn't developed much. 3) Amelia Kindle: A daughter of Demeter. A servant of Kronos. Another minor character. From Caretakers (HP) 1) Joanne Harris: Professor McGonagall's stepdaughter. Gryffindor third year; same age as Rose, Al, and Scorpius. 15 years old. Her birthday is on March 27th. 2) Adonis Harris: Professor McGonagall's stepson. Goes to Durmstrang. One year younger than Hugo. 11 years old. His birthday is on December 6th. 3) Aurora Harris: Professor McGonagall's stepdaughter. Goes to Beauxbatons. 8 years old. Her birthday is on June 5th. 4) Sophia Harris: Professor McGonagall's stepdaughter. Five years old. Her birthday is on August 12th. Feel Free To Use These Characters. Just Tell Me First. My E-mail Address Is drishtichoudhury@yahoo.com, If Anybody Wants To Contact Me. (as if that would ever happen...) Other Places You Can Find Drishti Choudhury: Yahoo - drishtichoudhury@yahoo.com (I need to check my e-mail somewhere, right?) AOL - XxDrishtixX@aol.com (C'mon, all the cool(-ish) people have more than one e-mail account!!) Twitter @Drishti3693 (Eh, it's fun...) Skype - moldovan_monkey33 (Many of my friends/family/totally awesome former German teachers are on here) MyLeaky - DrishtiChoudhury (Another place for the Harry Potter obsessed!! -insert "squeal" here-) (UPDATE - 8/2/09: I am currently on an indefinite hiatus from MyLeaky) harrypotterfanfiction.com - DrishtiChoudhury (See above note...) Playlist.com Drishti Choudhury (What can I say? I like music...) Harrypotter.wizards.pro - DrishtiChoudhury (Just read the name... It has Harry Potter in it; so it automatically goes into my faves list... _) Facebook - Drishti Choudhury (So many of my friends are on Facebook, and they kept bugging me about it, so I finally just gave up and made an account...) UnknowableRoom - DrishtiChoudhury (Another place for me to post HP fics!!) Songs I Associate With Characters And Relationships (HARRY POTTER/PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS): 1) Lily + James (after they get together) = Fearless by Taylor Swift -Harry Potter- 2) Ron + Rose + Scorpius = All American Girl by Carrie Underwood -Harry Potter- 3) Draco + Astoria = And I Love Her by the Beatles -Harry Potter- 3) Thalia + Luke = Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson -Percy Jackson and the Olympians- 4) Annabeth + Luke = Who Knew by P!nk -Percy Jackson and the Olympians- The Next Generation Of Harry Potter: Remus + Nymphadora = Teddy (Remus) Bill + Fleur = Victoire, Dominique, Louis Percy + Audrey = Molly, Lucy George + Angelina = Fred, Roxanne Ron + Hermione = Rose (Nymphadora), Hugo (Arthur) Harry + Ginny = James (Sirius), Albus (Severus), Lily (Luna) Draco + Astoria = Scorpius (Hyperion) Luna + Rolf = Lorcan, Lysander -X-X-X-X-X-X-X- This Is Where I Think The Next Generation Will End Up: Gryffindor: Victoire Weasley, Dominique Weasley, Molly Weasley, Lucy Weasley, Fred Weasley, Roxanne Weasley, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter Ravenclaw: Rose Nymphadora Weasley, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, Lorcan Scamander, Lysander Scamander Hufflepuff: Teddy Remus Lupin, Louis Weasley, Hugo Arthur Weasley Slytherin: Lily Luna Potter (+ all kids of the former Slytherins. Eg. Parkinson, Zabini, Goyle, Nott, Pucey, etc.) Ships I Sail: All Canon Pairings (That's right, every single one) Rose/Scorpius Katie/Oliver Rowena/Salazar Ships I Allow On My Ocean: Severus/Lily Hannah/Neville Charlie/Tonks Lily Luna/Lorcan Ships I Sink: (Basically, anything that isn't canon) Draco/Anybody Who Isn't Astoria (Pansy is okay during their school years, but I hate it when people say they're married) Harry/Anybody Who Isn't Ginny (Cho is okay during their school years) Ron/Anybody Who Isn't Hermione (Lavender is okay during their school years) Lily/Scorpius (Scorpius and Rose are meant to be together! Jo was definitely hinting they'd be married, "Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood." Siriusly?) Draco/Harry (See the first two options. Besides, slash is just wrong.) Remus/Sirius (See above note.) Hermione/Anybody Who Isn't Ron (Viktor Krum is okay during their school years.) If you want to know what else I don't ship, just read the note by the title... Things I Loathe In Fanfiction: 1) James and Lily having more than one child, and then having aforementioned child attend Hogwarts and save the Wizarding world. And any other overly-used ideas. Siriusly, there are so many things like the above, it's sickening. Bellatrix + Harry Potter = BEATRIX POTTER!! Beatrix Potter + Drishti Choudhury = ME CRACKING UP!! Harry Potter Survey!! Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? The Prisoner of Azkaban Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? The Sorcerer's Stone (they were all so small and cute then!) Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Can I say all of them? Well, everybody except the Slytherins, Umbridge, and Fudge. When I say Slytherins, I don't include Draco Malfoy; he's the epitome of awesomezness! He's (in the words of Tom Felton; guy who plas Draco Malfoy in the movies) "the Harry Potter of the bad side"... What house do you prefer to be in? I'd like to be in Ravenclaw. But what house would you think you'll be in? Most likely Ravenclaw. Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Does Peeves count? If not, then Nearly Headless Nick. What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Charms. Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor Lupin. Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? I'm afraid of heights. Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? See above answer... Who do you want to make friends with? Gred, Forge, Luna, Ginny, Neville, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and nearly everyone else in the castle! :) If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Probably Hermione. Why would he/she be your best buddy? We have a lot in common; books, (don't mean to brag) intelligence, I'm usually the only girl in my group of friends. Which character in the book can you relate to? Nobody... What pet would you get? An owl. A white one. If's (if questions) If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I've always wanted to go to Hogwarts, so I might see myself as Head Girl, Prefect, or Quidditch captain, or something. If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Is the black dog Sirius? How close am I to the castle. Is this my best friend? If the dog is Sirius, I've got nothing to worry about. If it's not Sirius, and I'm close to the castle, I run back and get help. If I'm not close to the castle, the dog isn't Sirius, and I'm pretty close to this person, I say "Holy, effing - insert swears here-," and jump in. If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? -insert swears here- You're alive?! You exist?! I'm not crazy!! What would be his reaction to your reaction? Can't be too sure about that... If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Snape! (idk, I'm feeling kind of random) If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Dumbledore, probably. Unless I was in Harry's place, and he didn't want to talk to me. Do Hermione and Ron already know? If not, then them. If so, then McGonagall. More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Is this just for the Golden Trio era, or can we use characters from the Next Generation, because they're my age (same years and everything). If so, Scorpius Malfoy. (I want his personality to be the way it is in my fics, though!) Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Parvati and Padma Patil. Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione Granger. What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? White. (He's the exact opposite of a Black) What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubblegum Pink. What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange. What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Chocolate Brown. What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Emerald Green. What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Grey. Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nah. If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I'd probably save it until I figured out when I'd need it. Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. I really hate most movies that are made after books, because they leave out half of it, then make up a third of it. Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius. What would your Patronus take shape in? Monkey. It's my favorite animal. What would be your Animagus form? I'd want it to be a dog, or cat, or something, so that I can transform anywhere and blend in. It's kind of hard to be a stag in the middle of a city, isn't it? What subject do you want to be the best in? All of them. This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius. Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius. Hermione or Cho? Hermione. James Potter or Snape? James. Hagrid or Snape? Snape. The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders. Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. Harry or Ron? Ron. Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Hermione or Ginny? Hermione. Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Viktor Krum. Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna. Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore. Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. I have arachnophobia. Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes! Who doesn't love chocolate? CHOCOLATE-HATERS!! Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs. See above answer. Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors. Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore. (is this Voldemort, or Voldypoo (subject of many crackfics)? If it's Voldypoo, then him!) Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Are we going personality-wise? Cause Bella's a psychotic murderer, and Cissy's stuck-up. Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Can I do the second? I have both acrophobia and arachnophobia. Is this survey fun or boring? It was okay... List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (I already took this quiz a while ago, but I'm doing it again for Harry Potter!) 1. Rose 2. Scorpius 3. Ginny 4. Hermione 5. Sirius 6. Tonks 7. Ron 8. Molly (Sr.) 9. Dumbledore 10. Albus (Severus) 11. Snape 12. Lily (Sr.) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Tonks/Snape... I think I have... It wasn't very well written... I think it was just about Tonks ripping her clothes off and seducing Snape... mental scarring 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Umm… I’m not lesbian... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? How in the name of Merlin did Lily (Sr.) get Molly (Sr.) pregnant?? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Umm... Yeah... 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Er, Tonks kinda died before Scorpius was born. Besides, Scorpius is meant for Rose! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither. They’re all guys! Besides, Sirius died before Al was born. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? NO!! Lily and Scorpius can't be together! Ron might puke, and so would I. Scorpius must be with Rose! 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Woah! Major incest, but... Ginny always knew she loved her son, Albus, but then she realized... She wanted him... pukes into bucket 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Rose/Molly (Sr.)? What's with all the incest? No, there is no 1/8 fluff! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Lily died when Ron was one!! It isn't possible, people!! 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? What in the name of Merlin is het?? If it's the same as a lemon, then I don't know, my friends might read Ginny lemons. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yeah... Many people on FF.net write about Snapey, Snap-O, Snaperdoodle, Snape-izzle!! 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Scorpius/Hermione/Sirius? No. The sad thing: people do write Scorpius/Hermione and Hermione/Sirius. Scorpius belongs with Rose, and Hermione belongs with Ron! It's all so messed up! 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Molly (Sr.)? IDK... 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Rose/Tonks/Molly (Sr.)?? "M" They're all girls, for Merlin's sake!! 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Sirius? About a week ago, I think... 17. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Rose and Dumbledore (Dumbledore died before Rose was born. Not possible, people!!) are in a happy relationship, until Dumbledore runs off with Hermione (Dumbledore isn't a pedophile! And Hermione belongs with Ron!!). Rose, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape (Not possible, again! Snape died before she was born!), and a brief unhappy affair with Lily Sr. (Lily ALSO died before Rose was born. This is really messed up!) , then follows the wise advice of Sirius (Also dead!), and finds true love with Ginny (INCEST!! Rose belongs with Scorpius! And Ginny loves Harry. They had kids, remember??). 18. What title would you give this fic? A Story Written By Somebody On Drugs My Personal Alternate Names: My Real Name: Drishti Choudhury 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Drizzle (ha, im a light rain rapper) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Monkey (yeah, that's really undercover) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lake (I don't have a middle name) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Chodrram (pretty cool) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Coke (weird!) 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Roelm (not exactly Arab, but still pretty cool) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): my mom doesn't have a middle name 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Phlypsiey (wow, I hope I never become goth) 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Watermelon Car Accident (I'm gonna be one weird rocker) 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Blue Eyepatch (o-o-o-kay) Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfile! R.I.P Harry Potter: James Potter Lily Potter (nee Evans) Fred Weasley Remus Lupin Nymphadora Lupin (nee Tonks) Sirius Black Severus Snape Bellatrix Lestrange (nee Black) Albus Dumbledore Cedric Diggory Colin Creevey Ted Tonks Peter Pettigrew Merope Riddle (nee Gaunt) Tom Riddle Sr. Gidgeon Prewett Fabian Prewett Marlene McKinnon Bartemius Crouch Sr. Vincent Crabbe Dobby Charity Burbage Quirinus Quirrell Nicholas Flamel Perenelle Flamel Moaning Myrtle Frank Bryce Bertha Jorkins Mrs. Crouch Broderick Bode Amelia Bones Emmeline Vance Hepzibah Smith Hedwig Mad-Eye Moody Rufus Scrimgeour Gregorovitch Gellert Grindelwald Bathilda Bagshot Ted Tonks And anybody else who lost their lives to either of the Wizarding Wars, whether they were Death Eaters or members of Dumbledore's Army... Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Luke Castellan Bianca di Angelo Charles Beckendorf Silena Bearugard Castor (last name unknown) Lee Fletcher Ethan Nakamura Maria di Angelo Zoe Nightshade Michael Yew Leneus And anybody else who lost their lives because of the evil Titan Lord, Kronos... Monk: Dr. Charles Kroger And all the poor deceased victims of the many murderers (hopefully) put behind bars... ALL ITEMS FROM HERE ON WERE WRITTEN OVER A YEAR AGO, MAYBE LONGER... List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Annabeth (PJO) 2. Thalia (PJO) 3. Percy (PJO) 4. Ginny (HP) 5. Meggie (Inkheart series) 6. Farid (Inkheart series) 7. Kyo (Fruits Basket) 8. Shigure (Fruits Basket) 9. Tohru (Fruits Basket) 10. Kagura (Fruits Basket) 11. Ron (HP) 12. Kisa (Fruits Basket) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, I haven’t. It sound interesting, though. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Umm… I’m not lesbian. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Woah! Weird. Hiro (Fruits Basket) would beat Shigure up! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Many. Just go to Anime, then Fruits Basket. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Not really. Besides, Thalia’s a Hunter. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither. They’re all girls! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kyo would throw himself off a cliff. And so would I! 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Kagura was obsessed with Kyo… that is… until she met Percy. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Not Really. If there was, Percy would freak out. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Kyo always thought of little Kisa as an annoying child. But when he sees her crying one night, his heart melts for her. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Percy isn't a girl, so it wouldn't work. It would just be a regular lemon. Wait, het is Girl x Girl, right? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yep. I’m too lazy to check who it is. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Maybe. I can suggest it. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Girlfriend. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? T. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Three days ago. 17. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Annabeth and Tohru are in a happy relationship, until Tohru runs off with Ginny. Annabeth, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ron and a brief unhappy affair with Kisa, then follows the wise advice of Meggie, and finds true love with Percy. 18. What title would you give this fic? Lesbian Nights YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) You love hoodies. TOTAL: 19 YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You hate wearing the color black. TOTAL: 5 Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop hatin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have slanty eyes. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: (This list wasn't made by me. I have no idea who did make it, though.) 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a PJO patronus 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Let's flip a coin: Heads, Percy and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Stupid Labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) GENDER- Female YOU HAVE A SON, WHAT WOULD YOU NAME HIM- I've got no effing clue YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, WHAT DO YOU NAME HER- See above answer MY BIGGEST HELP- Books FRIENDS ONLINE- Maya the Lemon, and a bunch of other people im 2 lazy 2 look up and add. I still luv u guys, though! FAVORITE ANIMAL- monkeys FAVORITE SPORT- tennis FAVORITE SEA- Ionian Sea EYE COLOR- black HAIR COLOR-black FAVORITE GODDESS-Athena FAVORITE GOD-Helios BIRTH DAY- August 12 FAVORITE TEACHER- My mom (yes, my mom IS my teacher SO SUCKISH) WHAT DOES YOUR USERNAME MEAN? It’s my name FAVORITE COLOR- blue FAVORITE COUNTRY- Moldova Republican/Democrat: Democrat (go obama!!) Favorite Color: Blue Favorite Movie: idk Favorite Book: I don’t want to bore you, so let’s just say all of them Favorite Greek Goddess: Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, Crafts, and War Favorite Norse Goddess: Idunn (she had the Apples of Youth) Favorite Greek god: Helios, God of the Sun Favorite Norse God: Thor, God of Thunder Bow or Sword? Sword Favorite PJO character: Annabeth Favorite PJO pairing(s): Percabeth, Thuke, Gruniper, Percy/Clarisse Gods or Titans? Gods (duh) Quizes I took: -I am the Ancient Greek God: (This goes for all 12 Olympians) Hermes, God Of Shepherds, Travelers, Merchants, Thieves, Herald Of The Gods -Which of the Greek Gods are you? (This aparently goes for some of the Olympians and minor gods.) Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, Crafts, and War http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/99886/which-of-the-greek-gods-are-you Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (is this even possible??) A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant. If you think this is sad post on your site. :( Copy and paste to your profile if you wish! Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? PercyxRachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think Hades is cool, in a superpowerful, guy-you-shouldn’t-make-angry-or-he’ll-blast-you-to-tiny-pieces kind of way, copy and paste this to your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. if you only read PJO fanfiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile PERCABETH FOREVER!! (see above) IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile. If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you have read PJO more than ten times, copy this into your profile If you are obssed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is to big) If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line Gives Evil Laugh IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end How To Annoy People Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken. Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line. Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line. Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it. Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off. Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money. Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements. Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent. Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills. Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains. Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon. Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride. Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of. Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way. Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you. Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions. Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off. Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake. Ask ANYONE for their autograph. Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at. Find someone to tell your life story to. Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride. Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides. Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero." Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't have a globe at my house. 2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? were (Inkdeath) 3. What can you hear right now?My dad snoring 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. The only living things in my house are fast asleep. 5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? Dora the Explorer 6. Type your name with your elbow. Drishti Choudhury 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A TV 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Haven't read it. 9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? A new chapter for my story, Kidnapped. 10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? orderivve 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. I’m sorry, Meggie, thought Mo. Your father is an idiot. You- (Inkdeath) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Air. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:30 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:13. Dang, Daylight Savings Time!! 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Jai Ho- From Slumdog Millionaire (I'm Indian, So I Understand Hindi) 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About two and a half hours ago. My dad and I went grocery sahopping. It was boring, and it was FREAKING COLD out there!! 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? PercyQuest.com. I was updating my avatar picture. It used to be Happy Bunny saying "whatever", but now it says Daughter of Athena. 9. What are you wearing? A gray half-sleeve shirt and jeans 10. Did you dream last night? Yup. I dreamt that Percy was getting married to Clarisse. 11. When did you last laugh? Yesterday. My friend is an idiot. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint. Duh! 13. Seen anything weird lately? My friend's bellybutton. 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's okay. 15. What is the last film you saw? Slumdog Millionaire 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Everything. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm obsessed with the country Moldova. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Bring world peace. There is too much chaos in the world! 19. George Bush: JERK! im sad that i was born in the state he was governer of. he signed my birth certificate!! 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Ariana Isabella 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Alexander Perseus 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? I already have lived aboard. But wehen I grow up I want to live in Moldova. Whats the last book you read? Inkdeath What's on your T.V right now? Dance India, Dance (it's an Indian TV show) Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My sister, and I told her she was being annoying. Where are you? In my living room on the couch. What was the last thing you ate? Lindt chocolate What's your personality like? depends on my mood. What was the last thing you thought? I'm really bored. Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Jerk, remember? You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy some things for myself, save for school tuition and save it. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? AA blanket. What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This, obviously. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? Cheeseface. He'd had Farid digging almost all night long. If only- (Inkdeath) What's it like being you? It sucks. What are your thoughts on writing? It's fun, I want to be a writer when I grow up. How tall are you? 5' something What book are you currently reading? Nothing What music are you listening to? Nothing What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? PercyQuest..com remember the whole thing about my avatar?? What was the last thing you cooked? French toast. What color are the walls of the room you are in? blue Do you know who the governor of your state is? M. Jodi Rell Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup How many different programs are on your computer right now? 2 (Internet and Microsoft word) What is the weather like? cold and windy Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yeah, India ...again Anything else? Not really What's your favourite article of clothing? Jeans Who is the most special person to you? My friends and family What's your favourite childhood memory? Swinging. Scariest moment of your life? Going on a really huge roller- coaster with 20-something loops in it when I was only four years old. One word that would best describe you? Idk. Ask my friends. What is your favourite month in the summer? August. It’s my birthday What's your favorite number? 333 (I luv the number three, and all multiples of it) What does your user name mean? IT’S MY NAME!! Man, how many of these surveys have this question?! What is your favorite Disney movie? When I was little, I liked 101 Dalmatians What made you smile today? My best friend is an idiot. Last thing you said out loud? " you!” Last rainbow you saw? Yesterday Do you want a hair cut? No, I just had one Are you musically inclined? NO Have you ever been in a fight? Yes I'll Stop With All The Boring Stuff That You Don't Care About, And Let You Actually Read My Stories Now... Peace, Drishti Choudhury | |||||||||||||||
1. Kidnapped » reviewsWhen Percy is kidnapped by the Titan Army, Annabeth and some friends go on a quest to save him, even though it was forbidden by Chiron. Percabeth. One sided Clarisse x Percy. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUEDPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Annabeth C. & Percy J.2. Children Of The Stars reviewsTwo children, having been orphaned by Death Eaters in their childhood, have been wandering through Europe, searching for anything that may have to do with their mysterious family. But they soon discover a secret which makes them question everything...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-09 - OC3. Fairytale Gone Right reviewsShe had never really wanted a fairytale ending, but she got one anyway...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-09 - Astoria G. & Draco M. - Complete4. Grey reviewsA musing on the shades of grey we humans all happen to be... OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-09 - Complete5. Moments reviewsThree random moments shared between Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger. Meant to make you laugh at least once. Note: NOT a Monk/Natalie fic.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - Adrian M. & Natalie T.6. Caretakers » reviewsRon comes home one night to find an unexpected visitor on his couch. Little does he know, the next few months of his life will be pure hell. RW/HG, MM/OC, RW/SM, plus all canon pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.7. Flutter reviewsA cute, fluffy, and hopefully humorous oneshot starring one of the most oblivious couples in the Harry Potter series… Ron and Hermione! Includes HG/RW, GW/HP, DM/AG.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-09 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Choices reviewsDo our choices really define who we are; what our personalities are; what our lives will be? Sirius visits Bellatrix after leaving home.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-09 - Sirius B. & Bellatrix L. - Complete9. A Sense Of Paramnesia reviewsOn a midnight trip to the kitchens, Rose, Albus, and Scorpius come across a mysterious book. What could it be? Why, The Prisoner Of Azkaban of course! RW/SM, AP/OC.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-09 - Harry P. & Rose W.10. Sufferings reviewsEach character in the PJO series has suffered in their own way, be they demigods, mortals, or gods. This story shows how each character was affected by the second Titan War. Takes place throughout The Last Olympian. Oneshot.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-22-09 - Complete11. Jealous reviewsLily Flower, I think I’m jealous of you." Sirius visits Lily one day to talk to her about a very important matter. Marauder Era. Implied Lily/James, NOT a Lily/Sirius fic. Rated for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-09 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P.12. Trading Places » reviewsWhen Hermione goes to Diagon Alley for some last minute-shopping, she bumps into someone from her past. They decide to trade places, and see who's life is currently worse. Post DH. DH Epilouge spoilers. NOT DRAMIONE!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.13. While You Were Sleeping reviewsRead And Find Out. I Don't Want To Give Much Of The Story Away.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-11-09 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete14. Athena reviewsA story written about Athena, by Athena! It tells some of the more important aspects in this goddess' life. Actually written for my Drama class.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-09 - Athena - Complete15. Sightless reviewsWhen The Marauders pull their 100th prank of the year, McGonagall finally loses it. She calls them to her office to give them their punishment. And what punishment does she give them? Read and find out! LE/JP, SB/OC, RL/OC. Formerly known as Voices Lost.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P.
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