| Darth Dragon-King of Hell |
Author has written 1 story for Star Fox. Computer terminal beeps "Warning, Warning, Project Darth Dragon is escaping the complex, Deploy all units, deploy..." the computer terminal explodes as a Shadow drops a smoking gun "Project, so im some type of experiment..." the Shadow jumps away leaving a couple of bewildered Security personell looking at their screens in a mixture of awe and confusion -Present Day- Darth sir! someone called as a Shadow moved in the darkness near the back of the room on a Chair "What is your report?" The Shadow asked showing a taloned hand "We have lost Section eight and are working to get it ba-" he was silenced as a Sword ran trough his head before the Shadow got up walked over to the Sword and retrived it with a slight flick of his wrist "That will teach you for failing me." was all it said as it summoned one of his workmen. Spyro is my favourite video game series, but lately they've screwed it up... I supported SpyroxCynder in A New Beginning and the Eternal Night, but I hate it now in Dawn of the Dragon. Like I said at the beginning of The Rise of Cynder, Dawn of the Dragon Cynder is nothing like little Cynder and I hate her. No, I don't hate her in A New Beginning and the Eternal Night, just in Dawn of the Dragon because they gave in to the fantards and made her a prep. And that includes a super-curvy figure that makes her look like she has boobs. And don't call me a Cynder hater - I didn't like Spyro much, either. Before he was a little naive, a bit unsure about his destiny, but still doing what Ignitus asks of him out of respect for his elders. But now...-shakes head- Now he is just so cliche that he pretty much has no personality at all. SPYRO! MAKE TOAST! IT IS YOUR DESTINY! SPYRO: -rushes to the toaster before you can say 'sue'- SPYRO! LICK THE FLOOR! IT IS YOUR DESTINY! SPYRO: -licks the floor so much that his saliva turns it into a river- SPYRO! EAT A PEANUT! IT IS YOUR DESTINY! SPYRO: -swallows a whole box of peanuts- Am I the only one that got this feeling? Sparx, too, even if it is more minor. I mean, he was somewhat funny before...and now he pretty has no use but to fly around and add annoying comments... The plot is cliche too. I mean, the ending...-shudders- And yes, after the battle we pretty much have no idea what is going on. Does Spyro put the whole world back together? It only shows half of it restored. Where are the Guardians, Sparx and Hunter? We have no idea where this place with flying bits of earth and glowy-bugs is. And are Spyro and Cynder dead? Yes, they're flying around in what looks supposedly like the Valley of Avalar, but it could be the Spirit Realms of whatever! So many cliffhangers! So many questions unanswered! So much plot unfinished! If I'm correct, Spyro set out in the first game to find not only his home, but his parents, yes? Thanks to Dawn of the Dragon, we never find them! Everybody was guessing that it was Ignitus, and the guy in the interview said that our guesses were close...and do we find out who is parents are? Uh-uh-uh. Nah-no-da. Zilch. Nought. Nothing. I hope that they change the plot of Dawn of the Dragon in the movie, or Krome makes the REAL ending to the Legend of Spyro, because Dawn of the Dragon seemed more like a fan-game if you ask me, and probably a lot of other people. I feel like making a petition to Sierra (or is it Activision Blizzard, since the company merged with another?) saying for Krome to get the rights back. Unless they make a game to replace it, stupid EL has just made Spyro, Cynder and Sparx teens, so any chance of them coming back as their normal selves with Dawn of the Dragon existing is highly impossible. OK, rant over. I am not really one for these copy-and-paste things, but if you hate Dawn of the Dragon, copy-and-paste this into your profile. And I mean it | |||||||||||
1. Lylat's Darkest Hour reviewsFlare McCloud, a marine for the United Star System Republic USSR , will soon be known for the Defeat of Lylat's Greatest EnemyStar Fox - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Fox M.