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Author has written 6 stories for Mediator, Misc. Books, and Naruto. ok, there's not much to say. i'm 15 and live in a small town. i'm not "popular" or anything like that mostly because i keep to myself to read, write, draw, and listen to music. my other hobbies are playing my tenor sax, running bare-foot, climbing trees, playing, dancing, walking, running in the rain, watching rain, singing (even if i'm not that good), laying in the sun, drawing house layouts and creating the interior, playing volleyball, soccer, basket ball, and running track, and any other sport, and swimming, skiing, tubing, and knee-boarding at my families and the other two families we share our cottage with's lake. i love animals of all kind, and will either be studying to become a vet, forensic science technician, or architect/interior designer. my physical description; i'm really skinny and really tall (almost 5' 11''), and have short, chestnut brown hair, skin that is almost always white, and eyes that change color with the seasons. They are grey in the winter, a gray-blue sky color in the fall, a blue-gray in the spring, and sky blue in the summer. my style is mostly goth-punk, even if i don't act that way. i have a small class of around 50 people and we're all close friends, but my closest friends are the coolest! i'm ok with everyone else in my class, even if they don't like my goth-emo-punk style, (i mean no offense by that style generalization), but there are some people who i just cannot stand! this year were the freashman class. i listen to all kinds of music, but prefer country, rock, and 80's. most of the stories i write are my thoughts on how to continue a series after the writer is done. Also, just so you know, i probably won't publish much right away 'cause i still have almost no idea how to work this thing yet. i have a cat named mittens, a dog named bella, and a fish named bubbles. i used to have another fish named andi and a bunny named thumper, but both died at ripe old ages. most of the books i read are fiction and most contain magic or ghosts or vampires. my favorite series are twilight, mediator, house of night, blue bloods, vampire kisses, maximum ride, harry potter, pendragon, camp confidential, winnie the horse gentler, children of the red king, anything by tamora pierce, and anything by Amiela Airhide-Rhode. other books i read are well known single books with no sequels like ways to live forever, wenny has wings, the outcasts of 19 schuyler place, it only looks easy, heartbeat, buttermilk hill, love that dog, flush, and no dogs allowed. Oh, and i read some anime. Mostly Naruto and Rasengi Vampira (don't know if i got that name right, i haven't read it for ages!). I LOVE House of Night sooo mcuh! My favorite pairings are DamianJack, AphroditeDarius, ZoeyStark, and something from the newest book, StevieRaeRephaim. I absolutly HATE Erik and Heath. I also love Teen Titans. My fav. pairings are BBRae, CyBee, KFJinx, and RobStar. I also like RaeCy but ONLY IN A BIG BRO LITTLE SIS RELATIONSHIP. My favorite types of fics are high school fics ( heart them sooooo much! :D), abuse fics. (i will admit this at the risk of sounding creepy. no, don't look at me like that. they're actually really good, and have some of the most fluffy stuff, hey i'm a girl. sue me), anything AU (kinda goes hand in hand with high school fics.), and one shots (ok, only SOME one shots. most of the time, they're waaaay to short or OOC. They're really stupid. But every once and a while, you will come across a really good one. Then it makes my day! XP). Oh, and most of the time I hate OC's. I've only come to terms with a few, most being paired with characters who don't have popular pairings. I even have a few of my own OC's, but they don't take huge roles in the story... mostly. WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING...OBSESSIVE NARUTO FREAKOUT AHEAD...IF YOU DON'T LIKE GET OVER IT 'CAUSE I'M OBSESSED...WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING My fav. Naruto parings (in order) are... ShinoTen (The pairing that i'm currently obsessed with. they go perfect together, like two pieces of a puzzle! their relationship is so different then everyone else's, but it's perfect all the same! i love it!) ShikaTema (they go great together! perfect opposites! but, their relationship is more heavy then everyone else's. either way, really good pairing, and the fics for them are awesome!) NaruHina (sooo cute! their relationship is innocent, unlike everyone else's, but if you get a good fic, their relationship is fragile, yet beautiful and it helps create an amazing plot, and a great story!) SaskSaku (this is more of a serious/super hot pairing. i like them, but it's defiantly not my fav. pairing. either way, i can't stand either paired with anyone else, cause they do fit nicely together.) ChojiIno (don't ask, i just think that they're perfect for each other! I HATE ShinoIno, and i rarely read it. InoCho all the way no matter what. well, except for my ChojiOC fic, but that's another story...). NejiTen (don't like it as much as ShinoTen, though they do have some pretty good fics, AND if you portray their characters correctly, i really do love this pairing. i just like ShinoTen much much more. ) GaaraHana (from Complete Insanity, at the moment, i haven't found any other pairing besides my own GaaraOC, soo, yeah :D anyway, in this story, Gaara and Hana DO have an sweet relationship) EmKa (from You're My Favorite Guilty Pleasure - Hatake Kakashi, love them sooo much! the OC is awesome, AND her and Kakashi go sooo well together! only person i can stand paired with Kakashi) I enjoy SasuekTenten BROTHER SISTER RELATIONSHIP. i think that sasuek and tenten can have an awesome relationship, but only if it's big bro, little sis. I also enjoy NaruSaksu but ONLY BEST FRIENDS OR LIKE BROTHERS. I HATE YUOI AND YURI! My top charecters are... "Girls" Tenten, Hinata,and Temari "Guys" Shino, Rock Lee, Neji, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Naruto. characters i really admire are lee, choji, and shino, i mean, their the ones who don't have an obvious or much used pairing and they are sooo underestimated. Actually, Lee and Shino even makes my top 13 list! And, there's also Deidara and Tobi! They are the best! I mean, c'mon, they're hilarious! (They, if you haven't figured it out yet, also make my top 13 list. lol, i love how it's "the 13 list". i mean, it's such a random number! sighs i love my mind. ;P) END OF NARUTO FREAKOUT>>>>>WELL... MOSTLY>>>>>>XD My favorite fanfics. of all time are Complete Insanity, You're My Favorite Guilty Pleasure - Hatake Kakashi, Roomates, Has Kakashi Always Been Crazy, One Shots: Neji and Tenten, Vermillion, The Middle Ground, 30 Romances: ShinoTen, Metamorphoze, and KIM. (Notice they're all Naruto fics. Yet another sign of my obsessedness. :P) My favorite authors are WingsxOfxChaos, InsanityIsTheNewBlack, MetalBlondie, Murasaki Kaida, and I.Heart.Hatake.Kakashi. i could go on and on for ages, but i won't. here's some fun stuff. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GOT YOU!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'M NOT REALLY DONE WITH MY NARUTO OBSESSIVENESS YET>>>>>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA MY TOP 13 NARUTO CHARACTERS: 1. Tenten 2. Rock Lee 3. Shino 4. Hinata 5. Temari 6. Neji 7. Kakashi 8. Shikamaru 9. Emily 10. Gaara 11. Naruto 12. Tobi 13. Diedara Favorite Quotes: Quote 1:“Tea is not a stimulant. It’s hot, swishy happiness in a cup." -said by Tenten Quote 2:Katsu nodded, then he looked down and gave a little frown of his own. “I also find,” he said in a slightly louder, more distinct tone, “that our tea cups are empty.” Quote 3: Neji’s voice seemed to pull the chief back to himself. He blinked, shrugged violently, and folded his arms. “And what great warrior is going to fall from the sky to save you?” the chief snorted a laugh. He stopped laughing as something fast and green hurtled down from the tree branches and landed squarely on his head. The rest of the bandits yelled in surprise and fell over themselves leaping away from their flattened leader. They stared in fear and awe at the dark, lanky figure that rose magnificently out of the dust cloud and, eyes and teeth agleam with mighty power and demonic battle-lust, struck a pose. “Rock Lee,” Neji said smugly. “Now with thirty percent more sparkle!” Tenten chimed in brightly. - quotes from SkItZoFrEaK's story 'The Middle Ground' (they really like tea in this story! XP) If you think Uchiha Sasuke is sexy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Uchiha Itachi is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Gaara is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Hyuga Neji is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Nara Shikamaru is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Inuzuka Kiba is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Uzumaki Naruto is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. Ok, the only one missing in here is Kakashi, so I'm adding my own: If you think Hatake (did i spell it right??) Kakashi is amazingly sexy, copy and paste this into your profile. KAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOW I'M OFFICIALLY OVER WITH MY NARUTO FREAKOUT/OBSESSIVENESS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FOR NOW! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, vampire16, XPenciLoverX, XxBlackTypewriterxX Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, my-name-is-V, xXCherry-BlossoM-FaNXx SharinganBlossom, Aiko Yamarashi, Vampire16, XxBlackTypewriterxX §He wants world domination!!§ ()() Copy the cute little bunny unto your profile to help it gain world dominance!! Join the dark side. You'll be gald you did! Don't worry! We give FREE cookies! They are chocolate chip to! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl. Knabina, AvaAnna, -my-name-is-V, xXCherry-BlossoM-FaNXx SharinganBlossom, Aiko Yamarashi, XxBlackTypewriterxX If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! you know you live in 2008 when... 1.)you accidently enter your password on a microwave. 2.)you haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screename or a myspace 4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV 6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job 7.)as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling. 8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.)you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.)now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.)put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Girls How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. Boys are like lava lamps... hott, but not very bright. I don't obsess! I think intensely. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile. 'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.' »Hatred is found in the girl next to you, who just told you she liked your hair. "Come to the dark side...we have Sasuke-kun MWAHAHA!!" "Whatever you do, follow your heart- Just take your brain with you!!" -Anonymous "Big girls don't cry- we get even ;)" -Anonymous "You can fall from a tree, and you can fall from a cliff. But the best way to fall, is to fall in love" -Anonymous "Don't cry over someone who won't do the same for you- but if they are worth crying over, they wouldn't make you shed a single tear." -Idea by anonymous “Guys don't fall for me; I trip them!” --anonymous Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (People say I'm a bookworm, but I don't get it) If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Fang: 2 avian 98 human 100 hott! If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.) "The only good guys in the world are either taken, fictional, or gay." People expect less of you when you’re stupid. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸, Freaks rule. When I say, "I am a Christian," I'm not shouting, "I've been saved!" I'm whispering, "I get lost! That's why I chose this way" "Don't be fooled by the leotards people, the things gymnasts do make navy seals look like wusses. And we do them without a gun." -Haley Graham Hands up anyone else who has no idea what to put in these! Crying when you need to cry is another way to show strength. Dear heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter. Fight Evil. Read books. "We all live in a yellow submarine, we hate the stupid thing, we want to paint it green" –DH "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn." Statistics show that 98 of teens are bringing sexy back. 'I hate people I don’t like' - the twelve chairs Don't judge me for being different... judge me for hating robots like you who just want to "fit in" and be "popular." ~flying is simply learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. My best friend is better than your best friend so stick that in your juice box and suck it! The world needs nerds to make the people who aren't nerds seem less nerdy, so...Go nerds (sacrificing our social status for the good of others!) If I had wings they would be black. Why? To match my clothes. …and it’s better to fly in the dark with. I have a feeling that if they arrested all the anime fans, so much of the world's population would be missing, society as we know it would suffer and die. Why is it the smart people who can't think of anything to put in their Sig? Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out. I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. To keep someone busy for hours, read the line below. "Those who think sunshine is happiness have never danced in the rain." When someone doesn't get our jokes I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" kind of way, I think of it as a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" kind of way! I'm the one you see wandering the aisles of the grocery store, muttering "Jabberwocky." "We hippies don't believe in Lamborghinis. It's all about the van, man. It's all about the van." The only thing we have to fear is FEAR ITSELF...and spiders. The smile on my face is just a mask so as to make you think you know me. The truth is: no one does. Though I scream right in your face, you don't hear me. You block me out just like everyone else does. One day you'll see me. Not. As long as I could remember I dreamed in black and white...Mark the places in my book with photographs we never took...Creativity is a world left unexplainable and unmapped. Be more random. It makes life less predictable. Beware the Innocent they are never what they seem. Don’t tell me the sky's the limit when people have set foot on the moon. When they find the centre of the universe many people will be upset to find they aren't it. Normal-adj. (nor-mal) A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. “Fluff is good for the soul” – Unknown XD (aka: ShadowRose18) I hate it when people say “no offense.” Because it is offensive. So, from now on, when I am going to offend someone I will say, “Now to make you offended, your drawing kinda sucked.” If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Demonically Angelic Neko88, GammaTron, fanofanime, InsanityIsTheNewBlack, XxBlackTypewriterxX If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Girl Talk Did you know... Okay, now for the really important stuff... MINDLESS BLABBER ABOVE /\ /\ /\ STUFF THAT MATTERS BELOW \/ \/ \/ Here is the link to the photo I saw when I wrote photgraph: http://ugly-baka-girl.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Dreamers-77125938 Thanx! | |||||||
1. November FrostShino meets Tenten as he walks through the forest. For Rel's ShinoTen 'Winter' contest. Kinda short, but advice is greatly appreciated! Thanx! :Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Published: 12-12-09 - Shino A. & Tenten - Complete2. PhotographSong fic to Nickelback's "Photograph". Rated T for character death.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Published: 11-16-09 - Chouji A. & Shikamaru N.3. A New World And New Friends » reviewsTsundae is sick of watching her shinobi dance around each other. So she makes a plan to set them up. There's only one catch, the 15 ninja are sent to our world. Now they have to find a way back while falling in love. AU, Highschool, OC's. Full sum-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 8-30-094. Where I BelongTammar was reading Naruto one night when she looked up to find herself in the Naruto world. After meeting the Naruto gang, she made it her mission to set them up. But she never expected to fall in lover herself. KakashixOc and other pairings. Full sum - .Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Published: 8-17-09 - Kakashi H.5. How Dark is Punk » reviewsA sequal to Define "Normal". Tone agree's at Jazz's party to PC Ram. But in the time that they have at each session, they learn how simmilar their messed up lives are. Will Tone and Ram, their lives so simmilar, be able to learn from each other. Tone/RamMisc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 2-11-096. The Legend of Genigh MannorKalie and Kyle meet a ghost with a surprising past. Can they help them cross over?Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Published: 1-13-09 - Complete