I change obsessions like most people change undies, so my profile is wacky. But never the less I love all of these books!

I am TOTALLY Team Edward and I stopped counting the number of times I've read Twilight after 15 (and that was only in the first two months). Needless to say I looove Twilight. (Twilight)

I loooovvve Fax! (Maximum Ride)

L from Death Note owns/pwns. Or as my friend says, is beastly beast. (Death Note)

Taylor Swift is living proof that not all blonds are dumb.

Stefan's nice, Damon's funny, and they're both hott. If Elena didn't die so often she'd be one lucky girl. (Neither of them hold a candle to Edward though. Edward

Some of the only un-canon couples I consistantly support is Harmony (Harry x Hermione), Angel x Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel (Is that canon?)), Jude x Tommy (Instant Star (is that canon??)), Simon x Chole (The Summoning (Is that canon)), Finn x Megan (MMGttMB) and Zero x Yuki (From Vampire Knight.)

My 2 fave books: Twilight , Maximum Ride, (Believe me though, I have a top 50 list, these are just my top 4... And no, I am not vampire obsessed, thank you very much.)

7 fave book/TV charectors (In no order): Edward Cullen, Maximum Ride, Bella Swan, Iggy, Fang, Jasper Hale, Alice Cullen

I have multiple stories up, mostly Maximum Ride stories, one not so great Twilight story, and one Max Ride Twilight crossover.

On the topic of my favorite stories list: I went a little (coughA LOTcough) overboard on the faving of stories, if I kinda-sorta liked it or the plot I faved it, and I'm too lazy/busy/unmotivated to do a fave list clean up...

CHECK OUT MY STORIES! I mean, you are on my profile...you might as well read a few, review a few more... :)

Truly stupid things found on other things.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Aw, but thats the only time I work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The 5 finger special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Cuz that is just so obvious)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Yeah, because Defrost is a serving.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really!? I thought it would be cold.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Which limits what? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(What would that be? Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(What happened to the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow. I never would have guessed.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)