Updates:

Fics I'm Working On (not posted):

Naruto: Shampoo - a crackfic starring Neji in a shampoo advert. Inspiration? His goddamn lucious hair.

Naruto: I'm thinking of an Ino/Kiba angsty/romance type of story (multiple-chapter), filled with tension and everything. I'm not really a huge fan of the pairing but it seems like a pairing that would have a lot of problems... anyone interested in it?

Naruto: Starring Ino, Sai, Deidara, and Sasori (plus random characters) attending an Art Exhibition. Probably a short story, 4 chapters max.

Posted Fics Still Being Continued:

Twilight: Her Untold Story (on hiatus until further notice, reason found in chapter 9)

Completed Fics:

Crossover: Harry Potter & Naruto: Snake Fidelity

Minesweeper: No Alternative

Naruto: A Compliment

Naruto: Boys Will Be Boys

Naruto: It's A Draw

About Leiaah

So, my name is Leia. I'm 18. English is not my first language, but I really do try my best in my fics. I enjoy many things, and there's also many things I do not enjoy. Part of being human.

My fics are crack dominated. It's the result of having a brother who's so funny, and gives me ideas. I'm not stealing your ideas bro, I'm just developing them... and you don't mind.

I'm British educated, and for some that do not know the difference, American english, and British english have different ways of spelling things. Like 'color' and 'colour'. If you can tell which is British and which is American, kudos to you. I tell you, I'm not making spelling mistakes (well I might, but only because I'm human).

I really like to explain things in detail, but... I'll spare you the boredom. The improvement of my fics majorly depends on the amount of critiques I get in my reviews. I need someone to tell me what I'm doing wrong, and whoever out there feels like being a Beta, please, I am in need of one. I have made silly mistakes in a fic of mine, I repeated myself, read it over, posted it, and never even noticed.

I'm one those VERY VERY VERY few girls that absolutely dislike, no, wait, HATE slash/yaoi/yuri. I am heterosexual, and supportive of the gay community, but I do not, under any circumstances like to witness/read their sexual interraction. I am not one of those people that hate something without trying it out. At first, I didn't really care about slash/yaoi/yuri. I thought, "why don't I try it out?" I did, and that was when I started to hate it. I assure you it wasn't a crappy piece of work, it was very well written, and the amount of reviews saying how it was the most beautiful story for the pairing they've ever read: I. Did. Not. Like. It. One. Bit. Respect my opinion, and I'll respect yours.

My Fandoms (in alphabetical order):

Boy Meets World: One of the older series on TV, and I love it. It's the only real thing out there. It deals so heavily with real feelings, real situations, and real relationships. It's the only human-series I was ever able to follow. And to anyone that wants to give it a try, do not hesitate. It is funny, sad, happy, hurtful, touching, caring, and everything all at once.

Fullmetal Alchemist: I love this manga, it is serious, and funny, and really fun to read. I really don't have much to say about it, other than it's awesome, and I recommend it to anyone and everyone.

Harry Potter: Best book-series I've read. It's very detailed (in a way that your mind won't explode) it evolves wonderfully, and the plot is almost flawless. JKR hasn't written anything that has made me uncomfortable with the storyline. Although the ages of some characters and their life-span kind of makes me confused.

Naruto: More to it than meets the eye. It is not just some kiddish series. There's so much put into it, so much history, so much culture, so much emotion, I love it. There are so many things you can associate yourself with, and so many things that will make you cringe. Although there seems to be a tonne of people who dislike the way Kishimoto is progressing on with the story, I really like how it's going. And for all those who take offence on character bashing, you are all hypocrites, because you all bash Kishimoto, and that offends me. Bashing a fictional character is fine, bashing a real person is shallow. If you bash the creator, why follow his creation?

Twilight: Yes, well, before you judge, I actually hate it. I hate Twilight with a burning passion. I used to like it when no one knew about it, but after the huge influx of crazed fangirls, I started to see just how flawed and pointless the book was. There was no real plot, and no on-going theme. Just a undecisive, horny teen, not being able to wait to get into some bitchy vampire's pants. I really like the story that has nothing to do with Edward and Bella, unfortunately, they're the main characters. I find the support characters way more interesting, and that's why I'll never write a fic other than the one I'm writing now... and possibly a crackfic of sorts (not including Edward and Bella).

Favourite Characters (no particular order):

Boy Meets World: Shawn Hunter, Eric Matthews, Mr. Feeny.

Full Metal Alchemist: Ed & Al Elric, Alex Louis Armstrong, Envy, Izumi Curtis, Maes Hughes, Olivier Milla Armstrong.

Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy, Gred & Forge Weasley, Dumbledore, Bellatrix Lestrange, Ginny Weasley.

Naruto: Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Neji, Maito Gai & Rock Lee, Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuuga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino, Namikaze Minato, Gaara, Temari, Deidara, Hidan.

Twilight: Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Alice Cullen.

Ships (in order):

A side note before we get onto them; just because I ship character X with character Y doesn't necesseraly mean that character X is one of my favourite characters... It just means that I like that pairing, the end.

1. Deidara/Ino, Shikamaru/Temari, Naruto/Hinata, Sai/Ino

2. Draco/Ginny

Slash (yaoi and yuri) is not welcome. Sorry!