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since: 01-12-09, id: 1801946, Profile Updated: 02-02-12
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Note regarding translations: At this time, I am not allowing any of my stories to translated into languages I don't read well enough to know that they were accurately rendered. This sadly includes English. Thank you for your interest.

Darkrooms and Safe Light will resume updating once Fall to Ruin One Day is finished.

I take my charity commitments very seriously and have every intention of seeing each and every word of them to completion.



@sleepyvalentina is my Twitter for fic stuff. I love talking to readers and follow everyone who follows me.

@sleepyval is my Twitter for everything else. I don't know why anyone who doesn't know me would want to listen to my ramblings about my kids and my shoes and stuff, but I don't turn anyone away.

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1. The Queen's Brother reviews
Jaime Lannister grew up knowing the day would come when his sister would be given to another. Her wedding shouldn't affect him. Then again, he shouldn't spend the ceremony wishing he was the groom. Some things are inevitable.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-9-12 - Jaime L. & Cersei L. - Complete
2. SWM Loves Cats reviews
What's in a dating video? Everything you never wanted to know. JANUARY IRON PEN WINNER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 2-8-12 - Complete
3. Fall to Ruin One Day » reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,951 - Reviews: 7172 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 3-1-10
4. The Patron Saint of Lost Causes reviews
When Carlisle decided to look for a roommate, it was nothing more than a means to an end. Then he met Izzy. Part of the "Fall to Ruin One Day" universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 12-2-11 - Carlisle & Bella
5. Fall to Ruin One Day Outtakes » reviews
Drabbles and outtakes that would have never seen the light of day otherwise, posted in honor of various readers' birthdays.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 313 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 2-28-11
6. Art After 5 » reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,837 - Reviews: 11823 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 4-29-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
7. Guide to Losing a Player in One Date » reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 1118 - Updated: 11-4-11 - Published: 4-22-10 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete
8. The Senator and the Sommelier reviews
Once upon a time, he had everything he ever wanted. If only he knew it then. A Fall to Ruin One Day short from the senator's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 114 - Published: 7-24-11 - Complete
9. Cell Phones Versus Zombies reviews
A break-up. A dead-end job. Preparation for zombie apocalypse. Who thought my day would end on a such a high note? My entry to the July Iron Pen Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 7-21-11 - Complete
10. Glow reviews
Successful but unsatisfied, NYC entrepreneur Edward Cullen decides he needs a change of scenery. My entry for the May Iron Pen Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 5-20-11 - Complete
11. Some Little Girls » reviews
Happily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Sequel to Art After 5.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 2047 - Updated: 5-18-11 - Published: 1-21-10 - Complete
12. Darkrooms and Safe Light » reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,661 - Reviews: 1474 - Updated: 4-20-11 - Published: 6-25-10 - Edward & Bella
13. Counterpoint » reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 174,501 - Reviews: 9644 - Updated: 11-4-10 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete
14. Art After 5 & Counterpoint Extras » reviews
Random moments from the AA5 universe. Deleted scenes and oneshots written for the Fandom Gives Back auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,827 - Reviews: 476 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 9-13-09 - Complete
15. Have Me reviews
Centuries of self-denial taught Carlisle restraint, until an hour alone with his son's girlfriend made him wonder why he bothered. A FGB piece for Radiofreeamy. AU Vamp
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 3-29-10 - Complete
16. Someone to Watch Over Me reviews
Christmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person's blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 122 - Published: 3-1-10 - Complete
17. My Life to Be » reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 2358 - Updated: 1-28-10 - Published: 10-12-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
18. Comeuppance reviews
Bella enjoys lots of things that taste bitter. Most importantly, she enjoys revenge. Sleepyvalentina's birthday card for queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 12-16-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
19. An Error in Concupiscence reviews
Sometimes it takes pretending to be something we are not to realize exactly what we are...and who we want. Halloween oneshot/cumshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 99 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete
20. In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee reviews
A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 113 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete
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