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| sleepyvalentina |
Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, and A song of Ice and Fire. Note regarding translations: At this time, I am not allowing any of my stories to be translated into languages I don't read well enough to know that they were accurately rendered. This sadly includes English. Thank you for your interest. Update Schedule: I finish what I start, be it a jigsaw puzzle, a bottle of wine, or a fanfic. I've never abandoned a story, and I have no intention of starting now. Sometimes it takes me a while between updates, but my track record should speak for itself. I always get back to it eventually. sleepyvalentina.com is my website. All of my stories can be found there, along with teasers and uncensored content. Should my account here be suspended, I will continue to update my works in progress at sleepyvalentina.com. @sleepyvalentina is my fic Twitter. I love talking to readers and follow everyone who follows me. @sleepyval is my Twitter for everything else. I don't know why anyone who doesn't know me personally would want to listen to me ramble, but I don't turn anyone away. | |||||||
1. The Heir and the Spare » reviewsMy sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,630 - Reviews: 4985 - Updated: 3-12-13 - Published: 6-16-12 - Bella & Edward2. Fall to Ruin One Day » reviewsHe wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8701 - Updated: 11-4-12 - Published: 3-1-10 - Complete3. Darkrooms and Safe Light » reviewsA vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1909 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 6-25-10 - Edward & Bella4. Fall to Ruin One Day Outtakes » reviewsDrabbles and outtakes that would have never seen the light of day otherwise, posted in honor of various readers' birthdays.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 429 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 2-28-11 - Complete5. The Patron Saint of Lost Causes » reviewsWhen Carlisle decided to look for a roommate, it was nothing more than a means to an end. Then he met Izzy. Part of the "Fall to Ruin One Day" universe.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 12-2-11 - Carlisle & Bella - Complete6. The Queen's Brother reviewsJaime Lannister grew up knowing the day would come when his sister would be given to another. Her wedding shouldn't affect him. Then again, he shouldn't spend the ceremony wishing he was the groom. Some things are inevitable.A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-9-12 - Jaime L. & Cersei L. - Complete7. SWM Loves Cats reviewsWhat's in a dating video? Everything you never wanted to know. JANUARY IRON PEN WINNERTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 2-8-12 - Complete8. Art After 5 » reviewsBella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12007 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 4-29-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. Guide to Losing a Player in One Date » reviews...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1143 - Updated: 11-4-11 - Published: 4-22-10 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete10. The Senator and the Sommelier reviewsOnce upon a time, he had everything he ever wanted. If only he knew it then. A Fall to Ruin One Day short from the senator's point of view.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 122 - Published: 7-24-11 - Complete11. Cell Phones Versus Zombies reviewsA break-up. A dead-end job. Preparation for zombie apocalypse. Who thought my day would end on a such a high note? My entry to the July Iron Pen Challenge.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 7-21-11 - Complete12. Glow reviewsSuccessful but unsatisfied, NYC entrepreneur Edward Cullen decides he needs a change of scenery. My entry for the May Iron Pen Challenge.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 112 - Published: 5-20-11 - Complete13. Some Little Girls » reviewsHappily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Final installment in the Art After 5 universe.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 2095 - Updated: 5-18-11 - Published: 1-21-10 - Complete14. Counterpoint » reviewsSocially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9718 - Updated: 11-4-10 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete15. Art After 5 & Counterpoint Extras » reviewsRandom moments from the Art After 5 universe. Deleted scenes and oneshots written for the Fandom Gives Back auction.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 478 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 9-13-09 - Complete16. Have Me reviewsCenturies of self-denial taught Carlisle restraint, until an hour alone with his son's girlfriend made him wonder why he bothered. A FGB piece for Radiofreeamy. AU VampTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 3-29-10 - Complete17. Someone to Watch Over Me reviewsChristmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person's blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 125 - Published: 3-1-10 - Complete18. My Life to Be » reviewsForbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2378 - Updated: 1-28-10 - Published: 10-12-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. Comeuppance reviewsBella enjoys lots of things that taste bitter. Most importantly, she enjoys revenge. Sleepyvalentina's birthday card for queenofgrey.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 12-16-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete20. An Error in Concupiscence reviewsSometimes it takes pretending to be something we are not to realize exactly what we are...and who we want. Halloween oneshot/cumshot.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 102 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete21. In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee reviewsA crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ahTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 114 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete
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