| ISolomnlySwearIAmUpToNoGood |
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Usernames of the past: Team Jasper and Volturi, The Jasper Fangirl, Fan of Artemis Fowl, and Nothing at the Moment. When I have nothing to do I update. Which is rare since I have freaking math assignments at school that swear are trying to make me fail... and it's working. Lots of people say a lot of different things about me: hyper, quiet, anger issued... it depends on who you are, I think. If you don't know me, quiet. If you know me and we're friends, hyper. If you know me and I hate you, anger issued. Ooh, that sounded emo. Anyways, I really like the Twilight saga. Some random quotes: (emo rock song playing on the radio) Teacher: And so, obviously, no one lives in the lakes, but- (At the first night of the New Moon movie) Me: Remember when fangirls were only half as crazy when they liked Harry Potter? | |||||||
1. Life Sucks: A Cullen Parody » reviewsEmmett wants Geico, Edward's an emo kid, and Carlisle has a "time of the month". Find out what'll happen next!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-09 - Emmett2. Blind Dates, Twilight Style! » reviewsEver wanted a date with Edward? Or perhaps Stefan? Then you have come to the right place! Just review who you'd like a date with, and leave the writing to me note: meant to be a cute and funny date, not mary-sue fantasyworld .Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-14-09 - Edward & Aro