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since: 01-12-09, id: 1802334, Profile Updated: 11-25-09
country: United States
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Usernames of the past: Team Jasper and Volturi, The Jasper Fangirl, Fan of Artemis Fowl, and Nothing at the Moment.

When I have nothing to do I update. Which is rare since I have freaking math assignments at school that swear are trying to make me fail... and it's working.

Lots of people say a lot of different things about me: hyper, quiet, anger issued... it depends on who you are, I think. If you don't know me, quiet. If you know me and we're friends, hyper. If you know me and I hate you, anger issued.
Hopefully, it's either hyper or quiet, the way you know me, because you'd probably hate me when I'm angry.

Ooh, that sounded emo.

Anyways, I really like the Twilight saga.
The characters I like:
Out of the Cullens: Emmett, Carlisle, Alice, Jasper
Out of the nomads: James, Riley, Vladimir, Stefan, Garrett
Out of the Volturi: Caius, Jane, Felix, Aro
Out of the Wolves: Jake and Seth
The characters I hate:
EVERYONE ELSE

Some random quotes:

(emo rock song playing on the radio)
C: This reminds me of Erik!

Teacher: And so, obviously, no one lives in the lakes, but-
Kid in class: What about the mermaids? THE MERMAIDS!!

(At the first night of the New Moon movie)
Sister(yelling): TEAM VOLTURI!
Everyone else in the freaking movie theater except us: BOOO!!
Sister: Edward SUCKS!
Eighty year old dude: No, Edward rules! I love Edward!
Me and Sister: O_o

Me: Remember when fangirls were only half as crazy when they liked Harry Potter?
Sister: Uh. no.

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1. Life Sucks: A Cullen Parody » reviews
Emmett wants Geico, Edward's an emo kid, and Carlisle has a "time of the month". Find out what'll happen next!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-09 - Emmett
2. Blind Dates, Twilight Style! » reviews
Ever wanted a date with Edward? Or perhaps Stefan? Then you have come to the right place! Just review who you'd like a date with, and leave the writing to me note: meant to be a cute and funny date, not mary-sue fantasyworld .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-14-09 - Edward & Aro
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