My name is: Krystal

My age: Young enough to be in school.

Gender: I'm a girl. Although you should know I'm not one of those idiotic girly girls that love pink and what-not (ex. Sakura). Pink... -twitch- (Fluff stories are an acception.)

Fav. Bands/music: Tokio Hotel, Something Corporate, caramelldansen, Kidnap the Sandyclaws, Halloween, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World, Celtic Woman, Skillet, Owl City, Pillar, Linkin Park, Bomb the Music Industry!, Dr. Demento, All-American-Rejects, Afi, Green day, My Chemical Romance, Adema, Breaking Benjamin (Evil Angel), Blink182 (All The Small Things), Another Level, Tatu (Gomenasai), Toybox, Misc Alt, Numeriklab, 3 Doors Down, Life House, Rasputina (The New Zero).

Fav. characters:

Naruto: Hidan, Madara (people that don't like him are just meanies), Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, Tobi, Kakashi, Neji, Tenten, Pein, Konan, Hinata, Naruto, and Gaara (not in order of who I like most)

Death Note: Matt, Mello, Near, L, and Light.

Black Cat: Number Thirteen, Sven, and Eve.

Yu Yu Hakusho: Jin, Touya, Hiei, Kurama, Genkai, Rinku, Chu, Yukina, Elder Touguro, and The Blue Oger (I think his name is George. :3 )

Ko Beast: V-Darn, Bud, and Wan

Characters I absolutely HATE:

Naruto: Sasuke, Ino, and Danzou. (oh, wait, I forgot Oreo-fugly-pedo-maru... yeah, I hate him too.)

Death Note: Oh. My. Freaking. God. Misa. Must. DIE.

Black cat: Tornao Rudeman -strangles him-

Yu Yu Hakusho: Younger Touguro

KO Beast: Czar Master

Characters I slightly dislike:

Naruto: Temari

Deathnote: Mikami

Black Cat: Rinslet

Yu Yu Hakusho: Kuwabara (He's just too conceited and self-righteous. Bleah.)

Ko Beast Gaia's Terminal, V-Sion, and Yuni

Some personal Info:

Bijuu: -smiles evily- Why should I tell you?

Imagination meter: Teriffying.

Evilness: High.

Slyness: Very high.

Random Quotes:

"Time flys like birds on steroids."- LBloodrose

"Don't bug me, my love, or I'll freaking maul you."- Me

"I'd advise you don't take your eyes off that muffin."- One of my sisters

"Say it again and I'll kill you, love."-Me

"If that explodes on you, I'm gonna laugh."- All children in the family (We've all said it at some point)

"Give me the coffee back now, or get prepared to be eaten."- Me

"Love, if I die, you are to kill the fucking bastard that killed me."- My sisters and I

"Someday, I will kill you in your sleep."- My Brother

"Aw, man! I just went dictionary on you again, didn't I?" Me to one of my sisters (I was proving a point)

"IF THAT BITCH COMES NEAR YOU AGAIN, LOVE, TELL ME AND I'LL KILL HIM/HER WITH A FLARE GUN."- Me

"Touch my chocolate again, (Love,)and I will turn you into freaking pie."- LBloodrose and I

"Holy Jebus! If you ever sneak up on me again I'll break your fucking arm!"- Me

"If you'd listened, you wouldn't be pulling that out of your hair." My mother to me when I thought I could jump over a tall rose bush

"I'm going to hide my chocolate where even I can't find it, so you don't." -Me

"Why won't you come play with me?" The child molester in my closet (O.o I need a body gaurd. I think I'll call up Emily...)

"Stop teasing the dog with my fucking chocolate! You can't give her any anyway, bitch!"- Me

"Did you try to fly again?" One of my sisters to me

"How long do you intend to fake idiocricy, you demented twit?"- Me

"Time for another uneventful day full of random shit."- My Big Brother

"Woe is me, a girl without frozen yougurt..." Me to noone in particular

"Honey, I'm home!!"- My Sister to her Best Buddie

"Dude, you're so fucked on mountain dew."- Me

"And I thought I was weird. Phht." LBloodrose to me

"DON'T LEAVE ME!" Me to LBloodrose when she had to get off Yahoo chat

"Ew...He didn't mean to literally wash my mouth out!" Me to my sister when I was seven (I said fuck and my dad said to wash my mouth out with soap, so my sister, taking it literally, dragged me to the bathroom...And it goes downhill from there...)

"Why do they always run?" LBloodrose over Yahoo chat

"You brought it upon yourself." Me to my dog (She was barking and growling at the vet, so I had to muzzle her. TTATT)

"Don't blame me. If I'd thought that was going to happen, I wouldn't have warned you anyway. Nevermind, you can blame me." Me to my mother on Thanks Giving (Don't ask)

"Have you ever wondered why we call homosexuals gays? It's because they're happier than the rest of us." Me to a girl making fun of homosexuals.

"-Oh, that kid? His laughing was really loud...

-That was Gretchen's brother, moron!

-I swear, if you elbow me again you're going to loose your arm." Me.

"-No, I'm not attracted to gender, I'm attracted to attractive people.

-Krystal...

-No, Eric, that does not include you." Me to my friend Eric during gym. He sulked for the rest of the period. =D

"My spaghetti told me that it doesn't like being lumped in with pasta." Me to my mother over the dinner table.

"Forks are vicious." Me after I accidentally cut myself with a fork... Don't ask.

Hobbies: Computer (fanfiction, Gaia, e-mail, playlist), Reading anime, scaring my friend's siblings -evil giggle-, cosplaying, luffing my doggy-kins, tennis, messing with technology, bugging people with puppets, sleeping (I sleep alot, don't ask why because i have no clue.), rollerblading, crouching on the banister to spy on my sister while she's on the downstairs computer, writing random short stories on my DS with my friends over PictoChat, and seeing how far away two DS's can be while staying in conection with friends (-shrug- We get bored easily.)

Apperance: Long, wavy orange-ish hair (sometimes straighten it) and dark blue eyes.

Fav. Foods and drinks: Teriyaki (I don't know how to spell it), waffles, rice, ginger ale, overall junkfood, mashed potatoes, popcorn, brisket cooked all day in a crock pot, ramen, artichokes, corn, black pepper bakon (Yum), and strawberry jelleh!

Fav. colors: Red, black, purple, green, and orange.

Pet Peeves: When the strawberry jelleh doesn't come out of the squeeze bottle easily, Oro-fugly-pedo-maru, and when my sisters call me Krys...

Habits: Says: 'Quite' too much to be healthy,
Twirls hair around fingers 'til it gets knotted without even meaning to,
Complains about irrelevant things,
Is crazy and laughs maniacally over the phone alot,
Tends to wake up at odd hours of the morning (3:30),
Reads often,
Likes to talk until the person being conversed with runs away screaming incoherent nonsense,
Cusses and yells at people quite abit,
Has a "slight" temper problem,
Pummel people who call me "emo", (-glare- Wearing only black and red does not mean you're emo.)
Has awkward dreams that usually have to do with being in a certain anime or book (-coughHarryPottercough-),
Will randomly start skipping with no reason what-so-ever,
Will be extremely sad one minute then be yelling happily and throwing confetti the next (can you say 'moodswings'?),
Obsesses over Draco Malfoy 'cuz: "He's awsome, and you know it",
Listens to stupid-ass music when reading fanfictions (which may result in stupid reveiws, sorry.),
Doesn't like talking about nightmares that usually have to do with rainbows and unicorns (-shudders-),
Loves doing gymnastics (That usually end with me yelling about how "fucking stupid" the world is when stubbing my toe or something of the sort),
Doesn't listen to anyone, regardless of their status,
Calls cousin, sister, and best friend, "Love" or "Dear", sometimes "Deary",
Eats candy in a really creepy way,
Says school is stupid and claims that she doesn't care about it, but gets amazing grades. (Krystal: Hey! Get off my account, Sky! Sky: Oh shi- Krystal: -chases Sky off- Damn it, Sky! How'd you get my password?!)

Wand (HP): 9 1/2 in, willow, dragon-heartstring.

Just some random facts:
I was typing my user name in on playlist once, and instead of "Jin_The_Wind_Master," I typed in "Jin_The_Wind_Mater." O.o

"You know how people say: "Wait a minute..."? Well, instead, I say: "WAM!!"
One time, I got the spirit award at my school and I was really embarrassed, so when noone was looking, I threw it out the window.
I like to sit on top of my mom's van at night and scare anyone driving down the road to get home.
I like to be outside at night, so when I'm sure everyone's asleep, I pop out my window's screen, crawl out, and sit on the first story part of our house's roof.
Butterscotch puts me to sleep.I'm addicted to peppermint.
My favorite TV show is the new Warehouse 13.
My dad get's unhappy when I get a B+ and not an A.

I don't like the technology class at my school, but I like the teacher. (Mr. Camp rulez! -smile-)
I hate taking spanish class. (So hard!)
Just because I'm artistic doesn't mean I'm good. -grin-
When I get out of the house I'm going to buy a motorcycle.
When I get my own house and make my own rules, I'm going to get a bunch of ferrets.
My favorite class is science.
I got fourth place in the science fair and I started working on my project two days before it was due. (Ha, I have wonderful luck.)
I adore leather and boots. :3

My closet consists of mostly of colored clothing that I don't like nor wear, because I'm not a girly girl like my mom wants me to be. (I have to manage with about ten articles of black and red clothing and some nice, dark pairs of jeans.)
Next time I go to a clothing store, I'm going to look for shamrock PJ's. (Long live Ireland! :3)
My favorite animal is a ferret.
I love climbing fences and teasing the neighbor's boxers.
I was born in Cali, but I live in Texas.
I hate ginger snaps. (Yuck)
I call "Wal-mart" "Wally World" and pronounce "H.E.B" as "Heeb"
I love dutch chocolate ice-cream from the Blue-Bell company.

I hate Spongebob and Twilight,
My reading level is way above my grade expectations.
My favorite song is The New Zero by Rasputina.
Me and my Best Buddie enjoy having insult fights with each other and trying to peg each other in the face with random objects. (I'm officially the "Tempermental brat" in our friendship while she's the "Moronic twit".)
My Best Buddie and I have most of our sugar rushes in each other's company.
My Best Buddie spelled my user wrong on her profile the first time she mentions me. -.-'
My Best Buddie is going to a different school than me next year...
My Best Buddie is L Bloodrose. (Good luck with your stories, Emz!)

Im insane, any questions?

A True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

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FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We screwed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara, Sasori, Deidara, Pein and Hidan

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoriSakura, DeidaraSakura, PeinSakura and HidanSakura

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yeah, Yaoi. I like SasuNaru... And some other pairings...

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yesh

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Posters, profile book, books 1-10, ect...

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Nope, only a couple of Death Note characters.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru

9) Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki?

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yeah, proved in manga...

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke...

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No (beep)in' duh!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Mostly

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No

17) Sub or dub? I don't care.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura ( Unless she's with Hidan, Sasori, Pein or Deidara... Then I'm pro :3 )

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? The "Good boy" of the Akatsuki and/or Madara Uchiha.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Sasuke

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? -shrug-

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Check my favorites and you tell me.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yeah, but I haven't posted them.

27) Do you like lemons? ...I beleive that I'd like to keep that information private, thanks.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yeah, unfortunately... (I think my IQ dropped a few points...)

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yup!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Once...Ok, I'm lying.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? ...

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Why should I tell you!?

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? -points to above answer-

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? N-O. NO.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yesh

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Hell no. In fact, he wasn't even sexy to begin with.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, Ryuu-chan/kun (I sometimes change the gender because it works both ways with this character and/or use them in other animes)

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yesh

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? If I put my hair up I can look kinda like Deidara except for the color...

I think my profile is a tad long, don't you?