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Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride. Never done this before so hang in there with me. I am an AVID book reader and LOVE Maximum Ride as my profile name suggests. I am totally into action, romance, and comedic movies. There are too many book and movie titles to put down here but I assure you there are alot! I am 17, blond curly hair passed my shoulders. I have brown eyes and I am 5'10". I am a newbie here so I would appreciate ALL the help I can get from fellow FanFic writers. A Maximum Ride FAnfic writer who is my FAV so far is AvengingMyInnocense. Man you are AWESOME!! I normally hate these but a few of them are too true not to copy onto here so I give you my list. 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Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!" If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. (that is so flippin true it made me laugh again.) | |||||||
1. When You Have Nowhere To Go » reviewsThis is NOT a Max spin off I just had a brain child and liked it. This is a story about a girl who has wings but no one knows except her mother. Except when a friend catches her going for a night flight. Then things get crazy and she must fix it. Can she?Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 1-16-09