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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. About Me! Name- MiraHale. 'Real' name, Jenny Mira G/B- Girl! Hair Color- Dark brown Eye Color- Chocolate brown College- Not yet… Siblings- Older sister and younger brother Interests- Writing stories, surfing the Internet, singing, I also like to play music but I’m not that talented. Books I Like- Much but four of them are the Twilight Saga (of course.) Books I Don't Like- I don’t know… What's the last book you read? Twilight What's on your TV RIGHT NOW? CSI: NY Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My sister. ‘Here’s the ketchup’ Where are you? In my reading room Look up. Now look back. What'd you see? The ceiling and a shelf filled with books. What's the last thing you ate? Plain rice with chicken curry (yum!) What's your personality like? I'm shy and quiet at school. I used to have a crush on someone but I’m too plain and I don’t think he likes me. Plus, he’s got a girlfriend already. Who do you have a crush on? I already told you about it! What was the last thing you thought? About joining a contest about New Moon movie in a magazine. Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your head? President Barack Obama You now have a million dollars. What's the first thing you do? I would donate them to charities and take my sister to Volterra. If there are a million more, I would buy her dream car (a canary yellow Porsche 911 Turbo) Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My sister’s slack’s. What are you eating/drinking right now? I just drank a glass of apple juice. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Um…this questionnaire thingy? What's it like being you? I like who I am. What's your thoughts on writing? My favorite!! What (if any) instruments do you play? I sing, play the keyboard and I really wanted to learn to play a guitar. Favorite football team? I don’t like football. Favorite Colors? Chocolate Brown, Midnight Blue & Royal Blue, Burgundy Red, Chestnut Red & Maroon, and Emerald Green Favorite numbers? Even numbers. Intersting Fact about you I like cookies! Signature? eyebrow quirked Anything else? Um...no? Random Quiz type thing (Regular letters= instructions, Bold letters= Me.): 1. Find a globe. OK. Spin it. OK. What does it say? Russia 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? his 3. What can you hear right now? Muse – I Belong To You 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. My imaginary friend, Robert Me: What’s up? Robert:... Me: Well, you know what?... I have nothing to say. 5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? A Drama 6. Type your name with your elbow: juewhnhjny6(…?) 7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? Reading fanfics 8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes whats the first thing you see? PONIES!! 9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Who’s ‘Warriors’? 10. Find the third letter of all of your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Sssireato. (eyebrow quirked) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! E is for emotional, ruins everybody’s day. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. My favorite word is sarcasm. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Why are the Force and duct tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together! Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways. "Never hire a colorblind electrician." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." "After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done." "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write. You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." SARCASM is just another free service I offer. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Education is important; school however, is another matter. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, throw them at innocent civilians. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? I apologize, do you want me to mean it too? Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style. Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Well, "sorry" just doesn't cut it...scissors do. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Live dangerous…Run with scissors. I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? It’s not cheating unless you get caught. I’ve got a problem for your solution. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded. If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing. I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on. The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you. Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour. It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (AHHHH!!) I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Regular lions say ROAARR. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires LES is Love Edward Syndrome OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you thought Breaking Dawn was completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Repost this if you would be the 10 yelling JUMP On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Quiz! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. THE ANSWERS October 3 2012- I know that it has been a long time since I've uploaded some fanfics. The first reason was because I've forgotten my account password. Second, I've been very busy. And third, I have no story to write. In fact, I was thinking to write an original story and send it to publishers. Anyway, the second chapter for 'Stuck' is still haven't been written yet, so it might take some time. Until then, goodbye. Also, I have a LiveJournal account. You can find out more about some of my original stories there. (http://otakumira15.livejournal.com/) | |||||
1. Help me to find a Twilight fanfic reviewsI need to find this story. I've read it before and I want to read it again. Anyone help me? The summary's inside.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-12 - Complete2. Strip Poker reviewsBella played strip poker with her boss, Edward Cullen. But she didn't know that Edward had another thing in his mind. LemonsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-22-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Stuck reviewsAfter getting away from Alice's torture shopping , Bella finds herself stuck in the elevator with Alice's elder brother, Edward. In there, Edward confesses his feelings to Bella. How will she cope with the situation? Rating may changeTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-21-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. LuckyBella listens to a song that reminds her of her crush to her best friend, Edward. Based on the song Lucky by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Published: 6-10-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
