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since: 01-15-09, id: 1805065, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
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Author has written 23 stories for House, M.D., Mean Girls, Harry Potter, A Cinderella Story, Full House, Freaky Friday, 2003, Twilight, and Degrassi.

(gwen. 17. drummer. queer.)
Oh you don't want to read anything about me, you just want to get to my femslash. Just skip the second half of this sentence, where I mention that I enjoy intelligent discussion, listen to Rufus Wainwright and Tegan & Sara, and excel in Calculus even though I loathe the subject.

The 3 month writer's block was awful, but it's finally over.
I'm writing again.


FAQs (frequently asked questions)
Q:
So I subscribed to your story months ago, why haven't you updated it? Seriously now.
A:
Since I'm very fickle and hate updating stories, I mostly write oneshots all over the place, if you haven't noticed. There are a few stories I work on, it seems, out of obligation to my readers and reviewers; for example, I'm Not In Love With Him. I'm trying to finish it, I swear I am. I want it out of my "In Progress" folder as soon as possible. I hate that story and want it over with. But I'm very easily distracted by new ideas and often lose interest. Sorry...

Q: Why is it that every single one of your stories is labeled in the Romance category? I'm pretty sure Animals, for example, is NOT a romance.
A:
I label them all like that so it's easier to find for people who are looking for femslash. I know from personal experience that I click on the book or movie, and look for femslash by picking "All Ratings" "Romance" and then whatever characters I have in mind. I know my rape-centric stories and whatnot aren't romantic, but it's for making search easier. To me, Romance = girl/girl action.

Q: I LOVED YOUR (thischick/thisotherchick) PAIRING STORY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE ANOTHER ONE?
A:
Nooooooo promiseeeeeeees. Usually I pick a random pairing (Love the Dress, Wild Girl, Would You Rather, Kiddo, etc) to kill writer's block; it's my favorite method. Besides, I usually have about 500 things I'm writing at once anyways, not a whole lot of time to take on another project... That doesn't mean I will definitely never ever ever pick up that pairing again, if my readers really want more then I'll definitely think about it.

Q: So wait... do you take suggestions for stories then?
A:
Oh, sure! I'm always open to new ideas. If it's an original pairing or plot idea or whatever, I'd love to develop it. Don't hesitate to send requests my way. There's no guarantees, but chances are if I like it I'll make a oneshot out of it.

Q: Are you a girl or a guy? Damned if I can tell from your picture.
A:
Girlllll. Besides, how many dudes do you know that write femslash?

Working hard on The Ocean; all other projects are suspended temporarily.

I won't say that it's reviews that keep me going, but they sure do make my day.



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1. The Ocean » reviews
If I imagine you, body next to another." The helpless jealousy Alice feels over being the other woman may very well drive her mad. Based off The Ocean, by Tegan & Sara. Alice/Bella femslash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-13-09 - Alice & Bella
2. One Man's Trash reviews
Mia will always expect the worst because it's the best she can do. Is it? Mia/Jane. Poetry fic, light femslash. Rated T for language.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-09 - Mia J. & Jane V. - Complete
3. Wild Girl reviews
Back when you went to high school – the first time around, not this current stint wearing a teenager’s body – girls weren’t like this girl." Tess is in for a surprise when her daughter's bandmate corners her. Confusing body-switched femslash. Oneshot.
Freaky Friday, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-09 - Tess C. & Maddie - Complete
4. Cruiser » reviews
Over summer holiday, Pansy thinks about the girl she wants and the life she wants out of, while driving her car and picking up Muggle girls. Nearly invisible, semi-implied Pansy/Hermione. Will develop it in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Pansy P. & Hermione G.
5. 8 Glasses reviews
How do you help someone else when you can't even help yourself? For Cameron, Thirteen is the perfect anesthesia. Mild Thirteen/Cameron femslash. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-09 - Thirteen & A. Cameron - Complete
6. Nicotine & Ginseng reviews
By now I’ve been backed atop said table and tasted her lips; nicotine and ginseng is my best estimation as to the flavor." With Pansy, Hermione's a good girl gone bad. Lemon, Hermione/Pansy femslash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-09 - Hermione G. & Pansy P. - Complete
7. Euphony reviews
10 short songfics, Pansy/Hermione femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-09 - Pansy P. & Hermione G. - Complete
8. I'm Not In Love With Him » reviews
Beginning set during "Saviors." Thirteen wants more from Foreman and Cameron is afraid of more from Chase. Two dissatisfied girlfriends and one ER nurse's renewed involvement in House's team. Cameron/Thirteen femslash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - A. Cameron & Thirteen
9. Something's Ready to Break Here reviews
Such intense desire has to reach a breaking point at some time. Pansy/Hermione femslash. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-8-09 - Pansy P. & Hermione G. - Complete
10. Cacophony reviews
10 short songfics of Cameron/Thirteen femslash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-09 - Thirteen & A. Cameron - Complete
11. Kiddo reviews
Becky/DJ femslash. Jesse's just downstairs, and under the cover of a "study session"... actually, there's really no plot. Shameless lemon.
Full House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete
12. This Doesn't Surprise Me » reviews
She's Pansy Parkinson, so of course Hermione will expect the worst. But Pansy's not being her usual self, and Hermione's not being fair. Pansy/Hermione in future chapters, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - Pansy P. & Hermione G.
13. Second Thoughts » reviews
Ginny hates Fleur. Fleur is about to get married to Ginny's brother. But some things can't be helped, especially spontaneous attraction. Ginny/Fleur femslash. please read and review. ALL CHAPTERS COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Ginny W. & Fleur D. - Complete
14. Control and Loss Thereof reviews
Cameron/Thirteen. What's meant to help Thirteen only pushes her away, and after walking out on Foreman she finds herself at Cameron's apartment. Femslash. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-09 - Thirteen & A. Cameron - Complete
15. The Map reviews
It was nothing but an impulsive kiss, but one moment never seemed so long. Lily/Bellatrix femslash. drabble, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-09 - Lily Evans P. & Bellatrix L. - Complete
16. Mercy reviews
When Fleur and Tonks' affair is discovered, their home lives are shattered. Fleur/Tonks femslash, strong themes of domestic violence/abuse. Oneshot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-09 - Fleur D. & N. Tonks - Complete
17. Crush reviews
When you spend your whole life afraid of going after what you want, what and who finally gets you to take the plunge? cameron/thirteen, CamTeen femslash. Please R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-17-09 - A. Cameron & Thirteen - Complete
18. Would You Rather » reviews
Regina and Janis have a history, that much is clear. But just what happened is unclear. Just what is still happening is even more unclear. Regina/Janis femslash, all chapters now up.
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete
19. Love The Dress reviews
The masked figure Shelby fell for wasn't Zorro. She wasn't so sure of herself anymore, and she wanted to know if tasting an angel would make anything clearer. Oneshot. Shelby/Sam femslash.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-13-09 - Shelby C. & Sam M. - Complete
20. Animals reviews
Two animals, one kill. Thirteen is the predator, and Cameron is the prey. strong themes of femslash and rape.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-4-09 - Thirteen & A. Cameron - Complete
21. Saving You reviews
Thirteen feels that she is beyond help, and decides to end it all. But can Cameron save her? And will she be too late? some Cameron/Thirteen: CamTeen. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-29-09 - Thirteen & A. Cameron - Complete
22. Pretty reviews
After the Winter Talent Show, two of "Santa's Helpers" share an impulsive encounter together. One shot: Short, sweet, slashy. Cady/Gretchen
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-09 - Complete
23. Paperwork reviews
Cuddy/Cameron, with Thirteen/Cameron too. Cuddy tries to keep her attraction to Cameron under control, but all she has to show for it is regret and jealousy. Warning, femslash!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-09 - L. Cuddy & A. Cameron - Complete
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