If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick
- Mark Twain

- - •. A u t h o r - S t a t u s .• - -

I am...well, a lot of things. An eighteen year old female, being one of the major things, and an avid anime/manga/game freak with a social life being another. Anything else is pointless and so wont be mentioned, however, if you are genuinely interested in getting to know the author behind your favorite (or not so favorite) fics, or in the sudden need to be a pest and remind me to update, feel free to contact me via AIM, my screen name being "neyrumi."

• July 2008 -

Ah, summer: where the desire to get out of the house and not sit in front of your computer is great.

• August 27, 2008 -

College starts for me in less than a week, as does my job. So, suffice to say, I'll be surprised if I find time to sit down and update. (I miss the summer; went by way too damn fast.)

• December 12, 2008 -

Finals. Enough said. (But I'm making progress as far as The Flames is involved. It's slow progress, but progress nonetheless!)

- - •. F i c t i o n - S t a t u s .• - -

• I am a one-shot whore. Write'em when I find the demands of chapter-writing too much (a.k.a. when I'm lazy), and the reason it gets an account of its own? Because there are a lot and because I'm just super special awesome like that.

Check out: offbeat.

• This is my excuse for everything:

Once upon a time, long ago, kookey's inspiration, motivation, and determination went on a vacation to the Bahamas, because, quite frankly, they were freezing their asses off back home. And then they decided "What the hell? Might as well stay here." so they never came back. The end.

• However, if you are truly looking for my fic-stats, I shall humbly state those too:

The Flames

My current baby right now, and as such, I will pay a lot of attention to it. So far, the inspiration has been great; rest assured, if all things go well, updates won't be long in between.

Seto vs His Hormones

So unbearably old that I don't know what to do with it. Maybe one day, far into the future when elephants suddenly sprout gills, I'll run through this large, insanely popular piece of crap so I can be at least slightly proud of it. For now, however, consider it on invisible hiatus.