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since: 01-16-09, id: 1805972, Profile Updated: 02-06-12
country: Estonia
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin...writing the answer...flipping the coin...writing the answer.

At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying, "Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?"

The student replies bitterly, "Shhh! I'm checking my answers!"

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1. Freedom in a Syringe » reviews
A short story of an ungainly ballet dancer and a guy who's perpetually irritated by her blushing. Written for Bronzehairedgirl620's LLS Fundraiser Compilation. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,155 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 11-20-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
2. Remembering » reviews
The waves carry a barely alive girl to the seashore. Questions arise. She doesn't know. She doesn't know who she is, why she has an oddly-shaped scar and why a 'wanted' person is after her. Why? Stupid question. She doesn't know. Mystery. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 4-25-11 - Bella & Edward
3. A Cry for the Moon » reviews
Edward is a lonesome farmer, preserving a beautiful secluded valley along with a ranch. Bella, a successful actress, goes to a road trip and is saved by the man. Edward, oblivious to Bella's fame, finds himself engulfed in her. Is there a future for them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 93,869 - Reviews: 329 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 5-18-09 - Edward & Bella
4. Diary of an Ugly Girl » reviews
Bella keeps a diary. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 11-11-10 - Bella & Edward
5. Not Subject to Death » reviews
*ON HIATUS* A scientist Edward is about to feign death. Underestimating his assistant's ability to lie and emotions she might conceal, Edward suddenly questions his own nature. How do you change yourself after so long? ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-8-10 - Published: 6-15-10 - Edward & Bella
6. Jealous Vigilance » reviews
*ON HIATUS* Boot camp is tough. Edward is convinced that marine corp recruit training is not for the faint-hearted, especially girls. Bella, who's there to prove she can, learns to detest his prejudice with passion. EPOV ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 4-20-10 - Published: 8-16-09 - Edward & Bella
7. The Shy and the Oblivious » reviews
He stutters. She has lactose intolerance. They become friends. Best, even. A silly story about facing your fears. Fluff, angst, humour. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 4-11-10 - Published: 11-24-09 - Edward & Bella
8. The Last Minutes reviews
One-shot. Edward and Bella are on a mission together as partners, fighting for their life. While Bella has feelings for Edward, his psyche is an unfamiliar territory for her. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-14-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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