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Hello! I'm pikachuandarceus. I am.. moderatly random. random quotes: "it's not how big you are, it's what you teach and what you learn" ~satoshi tajiri "sometimes the heart sees what's invisible to the eye" ~H. jackson brown jr. "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience". ~george bernard shaw "the doors of wisdom are never shut" ~benjamin franklin "knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers" ~Alfred lord tennyson "fear the wrath of the octopus weiners!" ~momoko akazutsumi "what do you mean that's not food? just give me the ketchup!" ~bone piercer dialogue Russel: (mockingly) Lillian, can you halp me wif dis? me: "hello mr gerbil. how are you today?" "It's like christmas! but with pizza! it's pizzmas!" ~Owen, TDA if you like 'copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends have ever backed away slowly from you, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Weird, huh? I tripped over the bottom step several times, making me trip 'up' the stairs) If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name... copy and paste this onto your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them, Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp, crazy is when you read a walkthrough of a game you don't have. crazy is when you go to the hospital, pick up an ancient magazine and look up your horoscope. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06,poniescheerleader1993 (when i'm extremely bored), ghilliekitten, Wildimagination (When I have time), Pepipanda, Saphire Moon Maiden, Hyperactive Lioness, pikachuandarceus If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy this into your profile If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then copy and paste this into your profile If you think Dragons are fricking AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile If you are the odd one out,copy this into your profile. in a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Pokemon is awesome,copy this into your profile. If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burst into laughter at something that happened last week copy to profile 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (honestly, how many people don't fit this quota?) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever looked all over the house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile. If when life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy this into your profile If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Noah is so blatantly gay it isn't even funny, copy this into your profile. If you think the producers forgot tyler/lindsay was canon, copy this into your profile. you know it's 2009 when.. 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. This here is something that I read on choco.kiki.kitty's profile, she read it on tietum's profile, and I think other people should read this if they hate child abuse, if you hate child abuse, copy it to your profile: My name is sarah Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons... Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2 . . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu make applesauce! -FrostDeman ... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?) - Cresle Generation X ... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never feed them to your pet flying tyrannosaurus with eight legs! and three eyes! and sixty-two ears! ...too far? ~pikachuandarceus YOUR REAL NAME: Lillian 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with other things), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, pikachuandarceus.~ I BELIEVE IN GOD A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.) FF section: right. if you are reading my profile, you are either me, or you have seen a review I left on a fic somewhere. in all seriousness, other than reading stuff, i'm not much of a fanfic-er. I have no fics of my own planned, no friends list, no critisism to offer. and if anyone does read my reviews, I only leave positive comments, no matter how horrendous the fic is. why? I haven't posted anything myself. I can't offer advice, as I have no right to unless what I make is better than others, and can use my own advice, but since I haven't done anything, here I am. I go by this rule on every site I'm on. youtube, DeviantArt (both pikachuandarceus), gaia online (beylese) or anything else, I can't critisize until I stop procrastinating (not gonna happen) and make something. so yeah. no bad review from me. ever. another thing, if I do ever write a fic, it'll be a parody of the Tales of the 'Wyrd Museum' book trilogy by Robin Jarvis, with a lot of the sentences being the exact same. you might want to read that one, it's a great fantasy about a boy named Neil, who's father gets a job at the Wyrd Musem, where, in the first book, he goes back in time, accomanied by a talking bear, to rescue his brother josh. the second book is about his encounter with harpies and a talking raven, and the third is about the world ending. ..yeah. | |||||||||
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