Hey all you band people!!!... ummm wups

rips paper up, and rummages through draws*

Aww here it is

pulls out paper*

Okay, *cough cough*

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read my FAB storys of death and hearts renching suspence 8O!!!!!!!!!

so ENTER if you dare HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Story Statuses

Double Crossed With Blood: Sucked so i am rewriting

The Shadow In the Light: the Double Crossed with Blood rewrite Hiatus until further notice.

Can You Exorcise the Devil?: Hiatus until further notice.

Death's Shadow: Next Chapter is pending -main story at the moment

Everything Crumbles: Hiatus until further notice.

Never Been Seen: My sister's story Completed

I want to TELL you about myself b/c it may not be what you think from how my stories play out TEE-HEE oh and you BETTER BE LISTENING!

1. For starters i AM a girl (shocking isn't it?)

2. I have friends (another shocking thing)

3. I am in High School (that sent you for a spin)

4. I am DEATHLY TERRIFIED of Lemons in stories -idk it just scares me even if i watch deXter (yea i know that in like ALL of my stories there are going to ALMOST lemons! BUT THAT IS AS FAR AS I WILL try TO GO! you never know what will happen when I typing ?)

5. I get bored REALLY easily -not with stories though-

6. AT THE MOMENT i am a Ghost Hunt & Danny Phantom fanfic Girl (ps i might write Danny Phantom)

7. I LOVE MANGA

okay that is all i want to say now so there!

So if you HAVE read MY stories and have not reviewed i WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DIE YOUR SKIN BLACK WITH THE POWER OF MY FAVORITE SHARPIE

oh an here is a list of stuff to do :D

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favourite music genre is pop rock
[X] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[ ] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 9/15

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[x] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[x] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 8/15

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7/15

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 8/15

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH YOU...just barely GRYFFINDOR!