My magnum opus on ff.net (or anywhere else in fandom for that matter) is Recaptured. This story is currently in two parts. The first is incongruously titled Recaptured II. This is because the original Recaptured was deleted for being labelled NC-17, although that was just to be on the safe side as there was nothing NC-17 about it really. Nevertheless, it has been reloaded and is still as innocuous but just as long. Also, so they are not lost to posterity, I have copied in all the original reviews to the newly posted version and if sometimes they don't seem to make sense, that will be, not because the reviewers are insane (although sometimes that can be true)but because a chapter got rewritten, not to remove smut, but to remove crappy writing.

It continues to grow in Recaptured Continued. (Catchy title eh?) and I'm not sure when it will finish - probably when the reviewers get bored or I run out of words whichever happens first.

In the meantime, if anyone would like to talk to me or find out more about what I think I can be found in my Live Journal - here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/llinos/
Please come by and say "hello", have a cup of tea and a piece of lardy cake, make me your friend.

Here you will find the links to the Golden Mushroom Awards
http://www.west-of-the-moon.net/gma.htm
Thank you to all who kindly for Recaptured and for Moria's Revenge, which I co-write with Kookaburra, in these fun Awards. It was nice to see these "just for a laugh - let's poke fun at ourselves" awards, which don't say any one fic is better than another. I was delighted to get noticed, especially in such esteemed company as the other amazing writers who were nominated. 

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1. The Great Hobbiton Race of 1435 » reviews

Is the Shire really ready to move forwards? Technology has to be tried and tested - but with The Thain and The Master doing the testing will problems arise? Written for Marigold's Challenge 40 and previously posted on SoA. 1ST PRIZE MEFA WINNER 2007.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 2-8-08

2. RECAPTURED Part I » reviews

AU UrukHai recapture Merry & Pippin and things change. The two suffer many trials and tribulations as a result! Appearances by all the other LotR characters CHAPTERS 192! STORY RESUMES IN RECAPTURED CONTINUED CHAPTERS 13 REWRITTEN NEW MATERIAL!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 385,503 - Reviews: 463 - Updated: 10-19-07 - Published: 9-16-02

3. Lord of the Rings Poetry » reviews

A collection of my LotR Poetry. The latest are a poem about whether to go for Romance in Poetry or go with cheap laughs! And Pippin pleading with Merry in Houses of Healing and Merry to Pippin in Cormallen, a bawdy hobbit ballad, a verse of elven longing.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 1-3-03

4. Are You Going To Leave Me? » reviews

This is a gapfiller for the scene where Pippin finds Merry on the battlefield and explains how he got him back to the City and eventually onto the back of Éomer's horse. A gap that really needed filling! Éomer finally sees the point.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 3-20-07

5. RECAPTURED CONTINUED » reviews

AU the UrukHai recapture Merry & Pippin and the story changes. Guest stars This ep: Gandalf, Gollum, Smagnu, Bloggin, Frodo, Sam, Madji, Eroo some villains! Story will now be updated regularly. CHAP 133 Ilúvatar Adiuvante With Ilúvatar's Help.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 966 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 9-16-02

6. Frodo's Exciting Day Out » reviews

The Quest was a massive labour,but this shows it pays to have friends in high places. Chap6 With Eggsies, Flowers and Fish! There is no time to lose! Great deeds are done, Kingdoms not actually lost are regained, battles aren't fought and cake is eaten!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,518 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-5-06

7. Fellowship of the Conkers reviews

During a brief stop in Hollin, the hobbits find a way to beat the rest of the Fellowship at their own game.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-05

8. Lord of the Rings Limericks » reviews

Just a few limericks based on the quirks and thoughts of the characters who appear in the book. Starts with one each for the Fellowship. For future chapters, I am taking requests. Fit the Second now up with, hopefully, all requests fulfilled.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 7-30-05

9. The Spot the Zebra Affair » reviews

Solo and Kuryakin come crashing down and land in trouble - It good they can work together to resolve things.

Man From UNCLE - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 4-29-04

10. A Letter Home reviews

Written for Memorial Day Challenge on HASA - 500 word limit - Pippin writes home.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 3-17-04

11. The Lay of Peregrin Took reviews

Written for Baylor's story Fate and the King's High Falcon. It is the song that Legolas makes for Pippin after his recovery in Ithilien and is based on Baylor's story

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-12-03 - Published: 12-12-03

12. Promises, Promises! » reviews

Why did Pippin always wear his scarf? Why did he pledge himself to Denethor? Some promises just have to be kept!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-5-03

13. Big Enough To Be Thain » reviews

According to Tolkien's records, Paladin Took was a farmer when Pippin was born, and did not become Thain until after Ferumbras III died, and Pippin was 25. This shows a different possibility. THREE NEW CHAPTERS - STORY NOW COMPLETE!

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-7-03 - Published: 1-31-03

14. A Partnership In Villainy » reviews

A Yuletide Story of Merry and Pippin. When the hobbits tasted chocolate in Baradur during Recaptured - it evoked a certain memory - this is it. Dedicated to Marigold and all fans of Recap - Merry Christmas!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-24-02 - Published: 12-24-02

15. Tea and Crumpets » reviews

A piece of fluffy slash with no plot and no sex until Roz Morgan wrote Chapter 2. (Complete) Dedicated to Niere with love.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-5-02 - Published: 9-5-02