FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| leoandsnake |
Author has written 34 stories for Top Gun, Harry Potter, Lost, 24, Real Genius, and Twilight. I'm Diana. Two things I have no tolerance for: Soppy romance, and Twilight. These tend to overlap each other. (The only story I have written and will ever write for Twilight is a parody of it.) I don't do crossovers. I also don't do het, unless Luna is involved, because I love me some Luna. I've been stamped Slytherin at a sorting community on LiveJournal. My personality is INTP; Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving. I have a fondness for citrus. That's pretty much it. My OTPs: Harry/Draco (HP) Maverick/Iceman (Top Gun) Joel McHale/Ryan Seacrest (E! Network) Jack/Sawyer (Lost) House/Wilson (House) Riggins/Smash (Friday Night Lights) Chuck/Casey (Chuck) Dean/Castiel (Supernatural) Arthur/Lancelot (Mists) Ralph/Jack (Lord Of The Flies) Marcus/Jason (Foxtrot) Salieri/Mozart (Amadeus) Gary/Robbie (Remember The Titans) Red/Jack (We Are Marshall) My OTPs are all pairings I may or may not write fic for at some point. The higher up they are on the list, the more likely it is that I will. | |||||||||
1. Perpetuated Myths reviewsThe outcome of the accident is different, and Maverick is left with decisions to make. Maverick/Iceman.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-09 - Complete2. Imperious Rex reviewsTop Gun AU, in which Maverick is a prince and Iceman is a high-ranking military official in the King's army.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-09 - Complete3. Electric reviewsMaverick and Iceman, due to unforeseen circumstances, are forced to live together. Iceman sees it as a chance to get Maverick to straighten up his act, but he's the one who winds up bending. Iceman/Maverick.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-09 - Complete4. Tells reviewsIceman likes the multiplication tables because they're simple. He likes Maverick for an entirely different reason. Slash, around 6,000 words.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-09 - Complete5. Autassassinophilia reviewsIt's a hot night and Iceman and Maverick set out to make it hotter. One-shot.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete6. Derealization reviewsIceman helps Maverick overcome Goose's death. Not as slashy as usual. Iceman/Maverick.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete7. Erotomania reviews... "I guess I see what I want and I go after it." Iceman's pushing Maverick away, and Maverick's pushing right back. One-shot, Iceman/Maverick.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete8. Justice Over Mercy » reviewsSequel to "Devil's In The Details". A post-war Harry and Draco begin to sort out their lives after Voldemort and their shunted feelings for each other while entering the working world. HP/DM.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.9. Porcelain reviewsShort PWP-y Iceman/Maverick scene.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-09 - Complete10. Subsonic Flow reviewsCharlie's playing mind games with Maverick, and Iceman's only too happy to join in. Iceman/Maverick.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete11. Warped into Time » reviewsCompanion to 'Devil's In The Detail's' and 'Justice Over Mercy'; these ficlets delve into the sixth year of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy on the DitD/JoM timeline and flesh out the story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-2-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.12. Lead Me On reviewsMitch is convinced he's gay. Chris accidentally confirms it. Chris/Mitch, 1,400 words, T for language and sexual situations.Real Genius - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete13. Cavalry reviewsThe bar scene from Iceman's point of view. Iceman/Maverick preslash.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-09 - Complete14. Kinks reviewsMaverick and Iceman want to change up their sex life... sort of. M for kinky, graphic gay sex.Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete15. With A Mighty Crash reviewsMaverick gets tired of waiting for Charlie to give it up and goes after the boy he's sort of had his eye on. Cracktastic Iceman/Maverick, slutty!Maverick.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete16. Unrequited reviewsA sort of literary triptych of unrequited love. Just me playing around with ideas. James Sirius Potter/Teddy Lupin, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-09 - Remus L. & Draco M. - Complete17. Snakeskin reviewsA short, kind of cracky Albus Severus/Scorpius ficlet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-5-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete18. Magnum reviewsIceman/Maverick. Canon unresolved sexual tension.Top Gun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Complete19. Outward reviewsMy personal take on the end of the movie. It's delightfully Charlie-free. Iceman/Maverick. Warning: Extremely porny.Top Gun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete20. Without reviewsDrabble with twelve extra words. Draco/Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.21. The Real Hogwarts Champion reviewsFiclet, parody of Twilight. Cedric and Draco meet up in a bar and Cedric laments the turn his life has taken. You probably shouldn't read this if you're a very SERIOUS BUSINESS fan of afore-mentioned series, you may be mildly offended.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-10-09 - Draco M. & Edward - Complete22. Chocolate Frogs reviewsWhat if my best friend and I went to Hogwarts? I thought this morning as I was pulling on my jeans. And I promptly went downstairs and wrote this oneshot. HP/DM.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-09 - OC - Complete23. Devil's In The Details » reviewsIt's Harry's fifth year, and he's got to add Potions tutoring from Malfoy on top of the DA, Quidditch, and Occlumency. HP/DM.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete24. Awkward Liasons reviewsHarry has a mandatory dinner with the Malfoys, so clearly something must be very, very wrong. HP/DM hinted at a bit. One shot, make up your own happy ending if you like. Post war.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete25. Regrets reviewsVery short drabble inspired by the season finale with canon portions. Jack/Tony.24 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-09 - Jack B. & Tony A. - Complete26. Awakening reviewsSawyer and Jack wake up in the same bed and aren't entirely sure why.Lost - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-09 - Jack & Sawyer - Complete27. Living Again reviewsHarry runs into Draco at yet another funeral, and this can only lead to one thing. Very soon post-Hogwarts, HP/DM. Slightly crack!fic, but enjoyable all the same.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete28. Better reviewsIceman/Maverick. Oneshot. Also, a little Ice/Charlie, but who gives a crap?Top Gun - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-0929. Simply reviewsFiclet. Harry/Draco. I don't want the summary to be longer than the fic, so I'll shut up now.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete30. Suspicions Confirmed reviewsA short oneshot with a slutty Harry and a ruffled Ron. And there's Draco in there. But he's embarrassed about it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-09 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete31. I Can Sleep Now reviewsHarry/Draco one shot. Chaste bathroom scene.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete32. Coming Into The Closet reviewsPercy and Cedric come into the closet and find out a lot about themselves.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-09 - Cedric D. & Percy W. - Complete33. Lettuce Can't Talk reviewsRon never thought he'd be cornered in a kitchen by Harry. Thank God lettuce can't talk.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-09 - Ron W. & Harry P.34. Dreaming In Blonde reviewsHarry's been having some distracting dreams lately about Malfoy, so he decides to do something about it. Too bad it's in public. My sad attempt at being poetic with prose, enjoyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
