Name: Michaela, pronounced as Makayla, again I don't give my last name out on the internet.

Age: 13

Birthday: May 31, 1996

Gender: Female and no I'm not looking for a boyfriend, don't even ask.

Looks: I have hazel eyes that are hidden with blue glasses. I have brown hair with dirty blond highlights (NATURAL but they've faded out T_T). I have braces that are a dark blue and a light blue. I have a tanish skin tone. I am very skinny and yes I mean skinny.

Favorite Colors: Blue and Black. Blue being my first and black being my second.

Pounds: 76 pounds. Yeeeep Skinny.

Height: Near 5 feet. I'm guessing 4 feet and 9 inches.

Occupation: Student at RBMS

Likes: Friends, family, reading, typing stories, video games, Tae Kwon Do, running, and the Daily Show with John Stewart.

Dislikes: Bullies, assholes, and Ex-President George W. Bush.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Ranma 1/2, Inyuasha, Tsubasa, Pokemon, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Yu Yu Hakusho, UFO Princess Valkyrie, Fruits Basket, Anima, and every other anime I've watched that doesn't come to mind. I've just watched too many...

Favorite Shows: Scrubs, Daily Show with John Stewart, Colbert Report, and well that's it.

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Zoey Dean's Talent and the rest of the books that follow that, damn I've also read to many books.

Favorite Music: Another thing that I've had too much and can't remember all. So What - Pink, Soulmate - Natasha Bedingfield, all of the Avril Lavregne (sp?) songs, same with Celine Dion, and well that's all I can think of for now. -_-"

Hobbies: Can you guess? Playing pokemon, writing and typing stories, reading stories (including fan fictions!!), and ...I think that's all.

How I review: I am a fair reviewing. I don't care if your a guy or girl or an ALIEN for that matter. I definitely don't care about race since I'm practically from every continent or at least 3. :P If I said it is just awesome that means I find it good overall. If I point out a mistake, I'm sorry I'm a bit of a perfectionist, I know everyone isn't perfect and I know as hell I'm not perfect, but I can still point it out and you can make the decision to change it or just ignore it but please don't call me a prick. I get enough of it from school.

I think I have said enough for now. Message me if there's something you want to know, just not my last name. I may answer, but I may not, it depends if it's personal.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto, Hinata, Itachi, and o.o...ummm x_x Forgot his name...

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, TemaShika, and I think that's all. o.o

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? O_O kicks whoever made this in the balls (if girl then punches in the stomach) HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT?!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, which I could though. D:

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. o.O I got nothing. v_v

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Naruto because we both have pains deep inside or Itachi. X3

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina FOR GOD SAKES KIBA IS A DAMN PERVERT!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, I may hate the pink haired banshee but by good I am not much of a yaoi fan, UNLESS the fanfiction style was writin in a very good way. _

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 'cause it got Naruto in it.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I wish he was Obito but he is Madara, I saw it on a Naruto Manga. -_-"

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? DUMBASSES HE IS NARUTO'S FATHER!! You google Naruto's father, Minato shows up. Also it says so in the manga! The same as Kushina! Kamisama!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi. o.o

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I'm actually a bit of both. x_x I like Sasuke because he's like Naruto's brother but I hate him 'cause he left the village for power breaking Naruto's heart. I'm more Anti now and think he's gay. XD

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Sorry I haven't. D:

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No. T_T

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ...No. What were we doing again? O_O (JK)

17) Sub or dub? Either is fine. I can read fast. xD

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. >_

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny as hell.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, he's Uchiha Madara.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd. O_O

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Sakura, she already got the chest for it.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weird but I like him.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? ...Wtf is OOC?

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Look at my favorites, THEN tell me if I like Naruto fanfictions.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Hell to the yeah!

27) Do you like lemons? I'm sorry, I'm to inocent for lemons. _"

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Ish...I tell them about it. XD

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? ??

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes. Got them faved on my youtube account.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? IDK.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Draw me? PFFFT

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? I DON'T DRAW. I fail at it, okay? No need to rub it in T_T.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life yes, my grades are still As. XD

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? First off I don't have a job, even before Naruto I didn't have a job so no. o.O

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ... kicks person in balls and/or stomach

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? It's Madara! Read the goddamn manga!

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? DIDN'T I SAY I CAN'T FUXKING DRAW?!

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? O.O gives you some medication here, you might need it.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep! Mika! _

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? shrugs My life was already wasted without it. Before Naruto I was a HUGE pokemon fan. Still am, but now it's not so bad. XD

Naruto Survey

You

How did you discover Naruto?: I think my cousin showed it to me. I have no idea.

Do you recommend Naruto to other people?: All the people I have, had either already watched and/or hated it.

Are you happy you discovered Naruto?: Like no freaking duh.

Are you obsessed with Naruto?: ...Do you even need to ask? If so then yes.

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?: Hell to the fucking yes.

WHEN did you first discover Naruto?: Got no clue. _

Do you download Naruto manga?: No but I have read it online

Do you download Naruto anime?: No

Do you think you have the right to do that?: I don't do that anyways. o.O

What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?: No one tells me shit.

Where did you first download Naruto manga from?: I don't download manga.

Where did you first download Naruto anime from?: I don't download anime.

Who is your favorite character?: Naruto. A very very close second would be Itachi or Sasuke.

Who is your least favorite character?: Sakura or Orochimaru.

Which character do you think is most misunderstood?: Itachi, Gaara, Naruto, or Sasuke.

Which character is most under-rated?: ??

Which character has the worst past?: Gaara and Naruto. Sasuke a close second.

What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?: Those two need to get a life. Fawining over Sasuke all the time, seriously. -_-"

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?: No...I mean I feel bad for Lee but that's it.

Do you even like Lee?: He's okay. He might be better if there wasn't for all that 'YOUTH!'

Do you hate Sasuke?: Sometimes...

Do you hate Yashamaru?: If that's Gaara Uncle then yes. If not then who the hell is that?

Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?: Yeeeeees.

Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?: No. No one can honestly hate someone entirely. They may hate some of the bad qualities in Naruto, but they can't hate everything. If they do, then Idk.

Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chunin?: Yes, but I also think that Naruto should have become a chunin as well.

Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chunin?: Yeah, Naruto and the Sand Ninja.

Do you think Shino could've made chunin if he had the chance to fight?: Maybe.

Does Shino's bugs creep you out?: No.

What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, Cat Man!

What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?: His outfits are pretty cool so yeah.

Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?: Yes. I wouldn't mind some orange, but that is just way to damn much. Maybe like a dark orange t-shirt and black pants for like non-ninja stuff and for ninja stuff, maybe some black and blue clothing.

Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?: ...It would make him different, but different isn't always nessacerily better.

Do you think Gaara is evil?: Not evil, just unloved.

Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?: Fuck yeah. He probably fucked Sasuke everytime he got.

Why do you think Kakashi is late so much?: To visit the memorial stone and to look at Obito's (he's teamate) name.

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?: Yeah.

Do you think Haku had pretty nails?: Yes.

Did you originally think Haku was a girl?: Yes. But damnit they should have made Haku a girl!

Yashamaru was a girl?: o.o Okay...Again Gaara's uncle then no, someone else; no clue.

Which character is the best looking?: Naruto or Itachi. x3

Which character is the worst looking?: ...Sakura.

What was your first impression of Lee?: Haircut is weird, outfit is weird.

What was your first impression of Gai?: Haircut is weird, outfit is weird.

Do you think Sakura is useless?: Yes. I mean in shippuden she has gotten stronger but...

Which female kicks the most ass?: Either Temari or Tenten.

Who should become the 6th Hokage?: Naruto, but stupid FUCKING DANZO HAD TO BECOME THE 6TH HOKAGE! kills Danzo

What is your favorite pairing?: NaruHina (my stories NaruMika), ShikaTema, PeinKonan, NejiTen, KureAsu, JiraTsu,

What is your least favorite pairing?: ItaSasu, Oroanyone, or Sakuanyone

What pairing makes the least amount of sense?: AnkoxOrochimaru. o.O

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?: It's okay. If it's writen in a good way then I will read it.

Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?: ...Your asking me? Look at my favorites and looks that the stories I've written. THEN tell me the answer.

Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?: I suck at drawing

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?: Anything really.

What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?: Never read any

Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics?: No.

Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?: Secretly depressed, yes. Suicidal, no. I have a feeling that Naruto always happy is a mask.

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?: I think he is smart on the inside but doesn’t apply himself and it only comes out in the most crucial moments.

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?: ...Naruto...BUT MORE BROTHERLY.

Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father?: ...Your kidding right? HELL YES!

Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends?: No. J-just no. x_x"

Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?: O_O NO!

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?: Neji...is probably relating himself to birds because of the bird cage seal.

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?: Most likely.

Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?: Idk.

Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?: No.

Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?: He might be if he wasn't straight in the anime and manga.

Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?: Yes. It doesn't go as far as kissing until they go like 14 or older (but you won't know until later...)

Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?: No.

Do you like A/U Naruto fics?: Sometimes.

Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?: Yes! glomps Mika-chan

Do you read NCS Naruto fics?: ??

Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it?: ??

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?: ??

What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?: the ones that can’t handle it if you don’t have the same opinions as them.

Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?: ...Sometimes...

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?: People can have their own opinion.

If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?: N/A

What's a good Naruto website?: ...I got none.

Another?: ...

And one more?: N/A

What's a good Naruto fanfiction?: ...I got a lot. Look at my favorites, pick one, start reading, then go back and pick another. x3

And another?: N/A

What's a good Naruto fanart?: Idk.

And another?: N/A

What do you think about Asuma?: I think he deserves more screen time so I can actually have an opinion.

Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?: Sure.

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?: Yeah...

Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?: It looks cool, but not on Sasuke.

What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?: ...I'll show you what I think of it. kills HebiTeme's tongue

Does it disturb you?: A bit. twitch

Does it haunt your dreams at night?: No but my dreams are haunted by other things...

Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?: ...Fuck. No.

Do you think I'm insane for asking that?: Yes.

If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?: Either Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, or Hinata.

What jutsu would you want?: A jutsu I made up. If it has to be from the canon then Kage Bushin No Jutsu. x3

Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man?: ...Maybe...

Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!: I'm going to become hokage, DATTEBAYO!

Did you enjoy this survey?: YES!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Naruto

2. Itachi

3. Tenten

4. Hinata

5. Anko

6. Temari

7. Gaara

8. Shikamaru

9. Deidara

10. Sasuke

11. Minato

12. Tsunade

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Temari/Minato...O_O I don't even think there's a fanfiction like that in existence!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

If I was a boy yes. If not then I think she's pretty. o_o

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

First off, I think Tsunade is going on menopause so no, second off; there's like a 40 year difference, and third off; I would be really really creeped out. O_O

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really, I mean I don't really read fanfictions about Deidara. He's more of a place holder I think who's cool.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Temari/Itachi...not really. O_O

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither, but if I had to pick...Sasuke/Anko

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

All Sasuke wanted was a sparring partner that he could actually fight. Now he got a throwing weapon girlfriend. How did this even happen? Sasuke/Tenten

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Naruto/Shikamaru, there might have been but I dont think...OH WAIT. XD Sticks and Stones is what I think it's called. I don't really recal. O_o but there was like a Shikamaru Naruto fluff I think. XD

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Demon of the Sand and the Hokage of Konoha

10) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Make Hinata tell Naruto how she really feels...and boom late night 'de-flowering'.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't have a friends list so no. O.o

12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

See above.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

See above.

14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

LOL. I would love to see Sasuke screaming in a moment of great passion but I honestly have no idea. XD

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

IDK. XD

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: This fanfiction you are about to read; well the author has been dared to do this.

17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

OH GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD. That is like the worst pairing ever. x_x" When I saw you covered with our parent's blood, I knew you were the one... EWWW.

18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kamisama, please help us all.

19) How emo is Seven?

He's like semi-emo but not anymore. Now he is not emo. xD Yay! Go gaara!!

Number your 12 fave Pokemon Special characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Yellow

2. Ruby

3. Red

4. Sapphire

5. Green (girl)

6. Blue (boy)

7. Gold

8. Silver

9. Crystal

10. Diamond

11. Peal

12. Platinum

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Blue/Pearl...o.o..No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...Kinda...XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Silver can't get pregnant! He's a boy! XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, but their mostly Gold x Crystal. XD

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

...I'd rather have Five/Ten

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

He loves his comedy acts and he likes making him laugh.

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I think so. O.o

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The beauty of conning.

10) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

...I wouldn't use a plot. I'd shoot myself before I wrote that. DX

11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...What is het? I don't think so. XD

12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

My friends pretty much hate Pokemon. XD

13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

See above.

14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Eating a wonderful cake. -.-

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

IDK. XD

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: The author who made this fanfiction is insane. xD

17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

I love your sowing...how about you show me your designs at lunch? (OMG HELL TO THE FUCKING NO)

18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

We are so screwed.

19) How emo is Seven?

blinks If you think he is emo then you are fucked.

The Name Game:

1. Your real name

Mika Anei Akkai

...I'm not saying my full name. XD Your getting a fake japanese name. Mika means New Moon while Anei means shadow. It means New Moon Shadow Demon. xD

2. Your nobody name (mix up the letters of your first name and add an 'x' where you think it should go)

Miakz

3. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters of your name plus 'izzle')

Mikizzle

4. Your detective name (your fave colour, your fave animal)

Blue Dragon

XD Love it

5. Your soap opera name (your middle name, the street you live on)

Anei Locomotive

...My street name is lame. xD

6. Your Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name)

Akkmi

Sounds like Acne

7. Your superhero name (your second fave colour, your fave drink)

Black 'Dew

My fav drink is Moutain Dew but to make it sound cool it's just going to be dew. XD

8. Your witness protection name (the middle names of your parents)

...My mother doesn't have a middle name and I have no idea if my father even has one! THANKS A LOT BASTARDS!

9. Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets)

Black

I have no pets that I name. xD

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Favorite Quotes from Fanfictions (starting May 14, 2009)

“That frigging-miserable-rotten-no-good-low-down-snake-kissing-demon-humping-god-damned-evil-bitch!” Naruto hissed as loudly as he dared. - The Cross, Naruto/Harry Potter X-Over, INMH, (Talking about umbridge)

“No, sir. That was Uzumaki Naruto leading a squad of Anbu, Jounin, Jaraiya, and Hyuuga Hinata.” Was the shocking answer. - The True Legacy, Naruto, NaruHina Candy, (a chunin was saying this to some of the clan heads and Ibiki)

REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

The Insanity Test (I've bolded the ones that are me)

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 3/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow. (I admit it!)
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Seriously?)
You just sang them to make sure. (...)
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5/6

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 1/5

You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Only once!)
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4/5

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 2/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means. (it means something?)

You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6/10

GRAND TOTAL: 21

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

I'm approximately 55 crazy, eh, you win some and you lose some. At least I'm probably less insane then my friends. (shrugs)

STORY UPDATE: I will be starting completely over 'The Fox and The Dragon'. I mean completely! Like not even the OC'S name will be the same! I will be keeping the other storys with Mika's name in it though. Those will be a reminder of the original character. Sorry for anyone who liked like it was before.

I will still be working on Ask and Dare the Naruto cast as much as I can while working on the new plot of The Fox and The Dragon.

Sorry for any inconvience that this may cause.

STORY UPDATE (OCTOBER 10 09): I have finished planning out my OC so I shall be working on the first chapter soon, 'cept I have writers block for Naruto AND Pokemon right now and I'm writing two Alex Rider stories...which I also have writer's block on. Yeah...

So I'm trying to get into the mood of writing, maybe reading fanfictions will help or reading my old stories? I don't know. I'll get back to you when I finally get out of this accursed writers block!

Peace!