Haii! Naa-chan and I have a joint account now! It doesn't have anything yet though. -_-
Soddin' Llamaz

Haii! I’m Jane, known as CanadianCookie, and before that, CookieMonster525. C:

Nationality: Canadian all the way! (Legally, at least.) DATS RITE. IMA MAPLE SYRUP CHUGGIN' LEAF. YEAH. (Well, actually, I can't chug. I tried. And failed. :’D)

CURRENT FANDOM(S): Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Axis Powers Hetalia, Harry Potter. :D

You can reach me at: cookie.ff.net@gmail.com

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!”

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

Stories In-Progress

Pioggia e Tuono (KHR)
Arika didn't want to accept a mission from Vongola's Outside Advisor, but did Boss care? Of course not! Before she could talk some sense into the guy (AKA slap him silly), she was sent to Namimori, Japan, to take care of the Vongola Tenth-in-training. However, there’s a chance that things might go smoothly and Arika will be out of the place come next May, ready to resume her happy life. Too bad Lady Luck never liked her much. 59/OC/80, eventually 80/OC.

Beauty and the Beast (KHR)
Twisted Tales Series #2. Okay, so there’s this guy named Mukuro who has an unhealthy thing for pineapples. He has three daughters; Tsunayoshi, Reboko, and Chrome. One day, he takes shelter in school belonging to a prefect who just happens to be cursed; to pay for Mukuro’s lodging, the prefect demands that he gets one of Mukuro’s daughters. Guess who the lucky gal will be? 1896.

Completed Stories

Oops (APH)
Estonia was lookng for Latvia when he heard the most interesting noises coming from behind a closed door...

A Letter about Llamas (HP)
Fred and George didn't mean to blow up that toilet...

Hey, Ho (KHR)
One-shot. Contains humour, ‘accidental’ 8059, and misinterpreted situations. What could be better? (Yes, this is shameless advertisement.)

Valentine’s Day 2009 (KHR)
One-shot (one of my earlier works). Gokudera doesn’t really like Valentine’s Day…it’s more of a drabble, really.

Snow White (KHR)
Twisted Tales Series#1. A fairy tale, Reborn style. 1827.

What Are Your Thoughts on Cheese? (KHR)
One-shot. What are some of Namimori’s students’ reactions when faced with the simple question: ‘What are your thoughts about cheese?’ Crack!fic. :D

Umbrella /DELETED/ (KHR)
One-shot. An 8059 deathfic about Tsuna's death and Gokudera's pain. It was WAY too cheesy. I didn't like it, so out it went.

Not Afraid Anymore (ES21)
Multi-chaptered- my very first fanfic! Shin confesses his love; Sena really needs a bullet-proof vest. Shin/Sena.

Upcoming Stories (LOLOLOLOLOL I AM SO BEHIND ON WRITING THESE FAILFAILFAILLL)

Sunflowers (APH)
For Wang Yao, every day at the office is predictable. He ploughs through life, enduring the constant pestering from his siblings and the strange, if not slightly creepy behaviour from his boss. But one day, Mr. Kirkland brings in his fairy friend's wand, and Yao is sent back in time, back to when Mr. Braginski was just a child playing in the endless field of sunflowers. RuChi.

Smile For Me (KHR)
A DinoxOC fic, probably will have ties to Pioggia e Tuono.

Forever and a Day (KHR)
Even less developed than TCR (below). It will be a RebornxOC fic, probably AU. :D

The Cat and the Rabbit (Shugo Chara)
Really undeveloped. It's been sitting on my desktop for quite a while now, but I'll get to it eventually.

Playing with Fire (KHR)
Should be up some time in September. It was born from a plot bunny I had a few months back, now I just need to actually give it a plot. Or at least plot out the first few chapters. Pairing is secret (mwahahahahaha), you'll have to read to find out! (Yes, this is more shameless advertisement.)

(Title Undecided) (KHR)
I wanna do the 101 Themes Challenge (can be found on easterlily16's profile), just have to find the time...Probably will be up in December, done during the holidays…

If you fave or alert any of my stories, won't you please drop a review? It'd be nice if you did that, and it won't take more than ten seconds unless if you decide to leave a long review…(I love long reviews! X3) I thank all my reviewers, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! :D

You can find me on Fictionpress HERE. I don't update at all and probably never will because I'm lovin' ff.net too much. C:

Ciao!~