Hey peoples, the name's Orcha. I'm a dude who has an absolute passion for anime/manga, video games, fantasy/sci-fi novels, etc. and all that good stuff.

Nicknames: Orcha, Twist, or Myryddal. All you Playstation Network people out there. Look me up by Myryddal in a couple months when I get my PS3 fixed.if ever, lol

Age: unknown. No, seriously though, I'm 19.

Location: United States, in Pennsylvania.

Sex: I'm a guy(And yes please)

Likes & Dislikes: Well, I like a lot of stuff, like for color my favorite would be grey-blue, and duh, as I said all things anime/manga. I'm told I weird people out, but I think it's cause if I don't have anything interesting to remark on, I don't see the point of wasting my time talking. I love to drink beer and watch anime at the same time, it's what I call my "Nick Time", lets me really cut loose. I like a little peace and quiet...scratch that, a lot of peace and quiet, but I also like to go crazy sometimes, and apparently my form of crazy is crazy indeed. Things I dislike...well, for one I hate it when people borrow my anime/manga and books with getting the ok first(especially my sister and roommate), I sometimes hate college(though occasionally I love it, its a dynamic relationship), I hate all forms of yaoi with a passion, makes me bang my head off the walls to keep from hurtin someone(not homophobic, just really hate yaoi), oh, and I hate the U.S. economy. Too F@#d right now.

What kind Person am I?: Well, I think I'm a realist, since I don't tend to think about t

he future and would rather concentrate on the present and what I can deal with. This is not to say I don't have an imagination; on the contrary I'm always flitting from thought to thought in an attempt to make up fun and interesting ideas to amuse myself with when I'm bored. I have an extreme case of ADHD, which I'm told I control remarkably well till I start drinking too much, so if I don't keep myself amused I tend to get bored and become sleepy. I'm kinda a couch potato, but I still go to the gym 5 days outta the week..oh and I tend to pick up quirks and habits of people I read about or from the anime I watch. Some of the ones I have I don't even remember where I got them from till someone else comments on them.

Favorite Author on the site: Guys and Gals, after heavy consideration, I'm gonna have to give the #1 favorite author position to ChoppedHige, who although may have not written written the most stories, by far shows that quality always wins over quantity. This is not to say that all you other authors don't write quality stories, but reading over Hige's, I laughed, I got mushy(which is a rare occurrence for those who don't know me), laughed some more(hard enough that I was crying and smacking my head off my desk several times), and I absolutely loved the storyline's. ChoppedHige, I bow to you in all your greatness, and thank you for sharing the greatness with the rest of us. Two thumbs and more up.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Way too many to count, so I'll do the top 5 for each:

Favorite anime: Bleach, Code Geass, Soul Taker, Prince of Tennis, and Naruto Shippuuden.

Favorite Manga: Rosario + Vampire(both the 1st season and Capu2), Hellsing, Project ARMS, Black Cat, Black Lagoon.

Favorite Pairings(like I siad, NO F#ing YAOI):

Moka x Tsukune - Rosario + Vampire
Ichigo x Tatsuki - Bleach
Ichigo x Orihime - Bleach
Naruto x Hinata - Naruto
Rock x Revy - Black Lagoon
Allen x Road - D. Gray-Man
NarutoxTemari- Naruto
NarutoxAnko- Naruto
NarutoxKyuubi- Naruto
NarutoxIno- Naruto

I LOVE stories where Sasori influences Naurto's youth and he becomes a puppeteer!!

Or fics where Naruto is an Arrancar! Got an idea in my head for a fic where Naruto dies as a baby and becomes a Vasto Lorde and is found by Hallibel. Then he goes with her when Aizen creates his Arrancar. Kinda rough around the edges, gonna see if I can write it out with my three other stories I'm workin on.

..there are a lot more but I'll put them in some other time.

Now it's time for some awesome quotes~~

“Oh, yes, I suppose we should celebrate. I mean, the earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn’t think it was going to make it this year, but darn it, if it wasn’t just ‘The Little Planet That Could’ all over again.”-House, M.D.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and smile while everyone wonders how you did it."-Unknown

"He who does not fear his sword, Is not worthy to hold it"-Hisagi Shuuhei

Story Updates-

Hey everyone, just thought all of you who read my stories would like a progress update, and I'll try to keep this as up to date as possible so that you guys can get an idea of when the stuff will be updated, k?

Oh and as to the frequency of my updates, y'all got to understand that I work and 8 hour night shift every day of the week 'cept the weekends, as well as having online college courses and reading fanfic myself. So I'm not going to be updating all the time. Sorry if this sounds peevish, but due to some reviewers questioning why I put out a chapter for a fic that, in all honesty, I only have half a heart for, that was so short but took so long, I got a little irritable. Just note, this will apply for awhile, but I really will try to get updates for my working stories out to you guys.

Strange Origins

Well as you can probably guess, mostly from the fact that I haven't updated in a while, I've kinda hit a bit of writers block in the storyline. This is stemming from a number of things, mainly the fact that with me being in college and finals coming up, I just don't have the time I did a few weeks ago. Hopefully, during the beginning of summer break, I'll be able to get back to it a bit, and then we just gotta hope that my boss doesn't work me to death. Anyhow, if any of you have any good idea's, send me a PM, or better yet, an email. Also, this might be put on a hold for bit after a few more chapters, simply because I have a few ideas for some Naruto fics that have been bouncing around inside my head and won't leave me alone lol.