Well...I feel kinda compelled to say a have somewhat strange friends...

But then again, who's to say what defines normal?

...Yes, I'm a very boring person...

Eh...In my free time, video games kill the boredom.

...Like the "Tales of" series, Fire Emblem, Golden Sun, Disgaea, etc.

Middle school's not as boring as it seems...At least, the teachers are pretty fun to talk to;

"So, Johnny, what do you think of Heat? Would you recommend it?"

"Well, YEAH. It's an awesome book, man! I, like, would definitely recommend it! YOU should read it! It's, like, YuGiOh times 1000!"

"Wow. That was a really promising recommendation. I mean, how could you turn down THAT? Johnny should be a salesperson!"

"I know, right?"

"My father...was a little strange. I took him here one day, and he was sweeping at the front door. So, this math teacher comes along and asks "Is this IS 187?"
...And he responds "Just walk 100 paces East, turn left, walk 100 paces North, turn left, walk 100 paces West, turn left, walk 100paces South, then turn right, walk 100 paces East, and you're there!"
...And this math teacher, clearly not thinking, walked around the block!
My father then said "Didn't I tell ya you'd get there?"
...When I met him: "It was strange...this little Irish man sent me around the block!"
I was like "...yes...how strange..."

"Calligraphy makes everything look better! Even curse words! But don't you go writing calligraphy curse words on the hallways!"

"Everyone did their homework? Gosh, get a LIFE, people!"

"Actually, someone hanglided off of Mt. Everest before."
"Why don't you just kick him off the mountain, man? It's like, so much easier!"
"Why don't we kick YOU down?"
"Yes, Kevin...( Heavy sarcasm)"Just kick him down!"(/sarcasm)

Someday, my laziness will get the better of me...

...Oh yeah. Did I mention I absolutely DESPISE those pompous, ego-filled, obnoxious...

...You get the point. I don't need to type up the whole list of adjectives I made with my friends, right?

I have a life. That being said, if you've wasted your time reading this, then I give you my sincerest apologies. Sarcasm much?