| Darksakudragon |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man. Hey,I'm Darksakudragon and i like love naruto!!I mean,anyone who doesn't lovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee Naruto must be crazy ne?? i likey-ikey naruto... my fav pairings for Naruto will be like: Definitely SasoSaku(MY fav pairing!) SakGaa SakDei Sakneji Sakkaka Sakkak SakuAkat(No uchihas allowed) SakAll Of naruto characters(but no girls allowed!!) KibaHina Nejiten TemShika InoShika My fav love triangle pairings are: SasuSakIta GaaSakKank SasuSakuNaru InoShikaTem NejiTenLee KibaHinaNaru ShinoSakKiba My most hated Pairings: PeinSaku-Pein should be with Konan ItaSaku-Erm...for some reasons I don't know why...I hate the Uchihas'...they can hurt a girl anytime... LeeSak-like...ewwwwww!!Imagine a set of babys that has pink hair plus bushy eyebrowsShudder...that's like the day of the apocalyps... InoSasu-She's a loud-mouth and he's a solitary guy...that is a no-no..imagine a blondish samrtass emo-innocent(Obnoxious) looking children...Shudder TenLee-Same like LeeSak...She's better off with that stoic Hyuuga(Is this the correct spelling??) SakXnobody-c'mon,This suxs lots man,She should be with somebody...AT LEAST WITH A SOMEBODY!! SakSasu-it's sorta nice,Demo,i really hate the way they love each other...it's sorta weird ya know??Gomen for all of the saksasu fans k??Again,I hate Uchihas.. KarinSasu-OMG...Karin sooooo does not go with anyone!!Mabye with my occ...but SHE WILL DIE!! SaiSak-O_o HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAHAH!!You're joking rite??wait.You're not?Are you even in the rite profile?! MadaSaku-I hate Uchihas...which part of the I.HATE.UCHIHAS.Do you not undersatnd?? Tobi/obitoSaku-DUDE!!HE"S A TOTAL IDIOT!!AND,HE'S AN UCHIHA FOR MADA F SAKE!! That bout all!!I know that all of you noticed that i placed alot about sakura...Yeah!!she's like my fav character in Naruto and i seriously hate Karin.That bitch.Though if she can change...then that'd be a miracle...but still,I'll hate her.. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Sasori,Sakura,Naruto and..Kakashi? 2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoSaku, the not popular SasuSaku or ItaSaku 3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Er..Hentai? 4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope.But I'd like to give it a try.. 5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Naruto figures..comics..erm...clothes?Toys too!! 6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? YES!!Sakura-chan or...Temari..oooh!!Shikamaru!! 7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruto and Hinata 8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Can I safely say that I don't want any? 9) Which team is your favorite? The new team 7..(the one where Sasuke is not needed) 10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Sooo true!!I watched the episode!!But Tobi doesn't act like Obito.. 11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? They look so very alike!!So yes!! 12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori-no-danna 13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke...need I say? 14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes...well..not all episodes..but they still rawks!! 15) Have you read all the chapters so far? hmm..kinda stuck in between 16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah 17) Sub or dub? Sub! 18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura 19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny and cute!!(Had to add that) 20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Obito..but he's being controlled by Madara-sama 21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Who in their right mind would call Gai sexy beast?Except for Lee of course...shudder 22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Hmm... 23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both...I guess shudder 24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Juugo..I dunno 25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yup!!Love em! 26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yep!!Read them please!! 27) Do you like lemons? Erm..if there's a happy ending then it's a yes.If not.Than no. 28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes.They tried to lock me away from it(NOOOOOOOOOO!!) 29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? YES! 30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yep 31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? A classmate of mine plus my nephew and nieces(smiles innocently) 32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes..the one and only Sakura Haruno..(It's the only thing I can draw) T_T 33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?' Yes.Once..she took it away. 34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life:YES!! Grade:Momentararily(sp?) 35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? ... T_T 36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm tempted.. Sue me.. 37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? He's the coolest guy I've ever known!!So NO!! 38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yeap. 39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? He looks uglier than before 40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hmm...mabye.. girl meets a boy on a messenger crazy1 86: hey baby!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this?? crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this?? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!? crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE! Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me) Im mixed so I must think I fit in with everyone I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ What i learned from my family: 1)Do not buy durians.Just go to your nearby uncle and get 'free' durians.BTW,that's not stealing.-my dad 2)If you want to respect,respect others first.-my mom 3)When somebody insults you,insult him back.-my eldest brother 4)Go forward for your dream!Wait,are you talking to me?-My little brother 5)I want to plaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!-my little sister(always whine) 6)go buy yourself a pair of jeans plus a new pair of brains.I think i Burnt your jeans + brains.-second bro 7)DONT TRUST ANYONE!!-me hsfghvareuhgvHAZuwghyxguhureayzvj gyre8gyvkizayregha;oreyg5afdig5her;o SnoOoOoOoOoOoOre... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile darksakudragon:Anyway,I noticed that I have an inner... Inner darksaku:Who doesn't?I mean,everyone has their own spilt personality rite? darksakudragon:...she'll be appearing in Naruto interview.. Inner darksaku:YupYup!! darksakudragon:(God...why is she ME?!) Inner darksaku:I can hear you darksakudragon:You're suppose to Inner darksaku:Teme darksakudragon:Dobe Inner darksaku:TEME!! Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions! 1. Sakura 2. Sasori 3. Naruto 4. Shikamaru 5. Gaara 6. Kiba 7. Tenten 8. Kankuro 9. Hidan 10. Kisame 11. Hinata 12. Zetsu 1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Kiba/Hina? Yeha. I think they make a cute couple! 2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Shikamaru?That Nara guy?Yeah...he's okay...looks kinda cute..I'd place him above Neji...That's how HOT he is...high enough 3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ugh...a plant guy and a puppet guy together?!I'd die from laughter!!Puppet cannibal babies might be born!!HAHAHAHA!!I know.You guys don't find it funny,do you?? 4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes...mostly about Hidan and Sakura... droolsGawd...he's such a good cusser...drools more 5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? EWWWW!!Yaoi!!Okay...they don't go too well together...sorrySmiles sheepishly 6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Gaara/Hidan or Gaara/Kisame??Er...I'd choose Gaara and Kisame...Drools slightly..Gaara might not like Hidan cussing at him...Drools slightly more 7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Tenten walking in on Sasori and Zetsu having sex... Ten-Chan would definately pull out a kunai plus a dozen daeth shuriken and kill them both, Tenten is a bad ass, don't judge. 8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Naruto and Kisame??That's gonna be difficult...well: Naruto risk his very life to rescue his Kunoichi(Hinata) from the Akatsuki...even if it meants him fighting off with the blue-skinned freak guy,Kisame... "I'm gonna keep her for myself..",Kisame whispered before lashing out an attack.Naruto snarled and starts to fight...let the fight of the lifetime begin... And may history be made...with the legendary fighting.. I know...lame right?? 9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Sakura and Kankuro? Umm...mabye...I dunno,but I'd like to see one myselfGrins 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Weapons mistress VS plant cannibal (Couldn't think of anything else...) 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? After rescuing a shinobi from nearly dying,Shikamaru just wants to watch clouds again...but if he met a beautiful Sakura perched on a sakura tree crying?"Troublesome woman...of all times...and to have a raging hormone...of all people,it has to be Sakura-san...",He mutters and walks towards her... 12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Naruto-kun?Yeah...mabye..He's waaay too cute ne?? 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read, write or draw Eleven? Hinata, yeah, my friend draws every Naruto character. 14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Ohh, Sasori/Shika/Gaara hm. I suppose some would give it a try... just Gaara friendship though... 15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion? Huh?Kisame?I think it'd be something like this...,"I AM NOT A FISH!!" 16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use? What I've done,Kankuro..(Linkin park)I dunno why,it just sounds kinda cool... 17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sakura/Kiba/Zetsu.Spoiler!Threesome...may have lime cos Zetsu might eat Kiba to have Sakura 18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Kisame on Sasori, here let me try this: “Sasori!!I don't give a damn care that you created them(Or gave them To me as presents)!!JUST GET THIS MOTHER FUCKING PUPPETS OFF ME!!" 19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Hinata.She might mutter something about them being voodoo doll guys... 20.) How emo is Seven? I can't blame Tenten for being alittle emo...having an ice cube on your team and also a very LOUD Lee...that could be a major nightmare to ANY girls life...~_~ Sigh (..)'(..) Okay!!So,anyway,...heh...sorry if i didn't introduce myself earlier on!! Name's aniemogurl!!Wat do u expect?Gve my real name?Yeah.Rite. so like,I hate it alot when pipol ask me who i am.So go check out my blog/frienster...dat is,if u guys have it of course!! Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! go read my own stories and review it please!!I'll give you guys free cookies!!(And I might give free Itachi's to anyone out there..) Sakura chat line... Betrayal Naruto interview whoooooooot!!You guys better check out the stories thati made as 1 of my favs ya know??They're cool!! Okay,chill guys!!C ya ltr!! | |||||
1. Sakura chatline thru micophone » reviewsRe-written from Sakura Chatline.... hope you guys like it.Flame me 4 all I care.Pls review...I sux at summarry.So pwease read...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 11-23-09 - Sakura H.2. Betrayal » reviewsWhat happens when Sakura finds out that she has a demon sealed inside her?what happens when she betrays Konoha and yet they still harbored hope for her?chaos will ensue!mutipleXsakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - Sakura H.3. Sakura chat line » reviewsthis is a sakura chat line,my first time doing this,so pls go easy on me k? u wanna noe more?Read on!Crossover - Naruto & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 6-20-09 - Sakura H.4. Naruto interview » reviewsHey...I'm gonna interview with the Naruto characters...You can call them whatever u want to...And you guys could also send in questions...just have fun doing this...no flames pls rated T 4 swearingNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 7-7-09 - Naruto U.