OMG! Someone actually bothered to come to this page. Wow. Did you come here to critisize me or to look for one of those stories where the content was so crappy that you laughed and wet your pants. Or are you one of the one percent of people that actually like my writing. (OMG visitor from a parellel universe)

You can find me in the dark corner way over there where I'm currently thinking about thousands of related and unrelated things. Yes, I love to think. Oh, don't disturb me or disrupt my train of thoughts, because as much as I wish to just keep to myself, I will not hesitate to do something really scary. By scary, I mean "Boo...!"ing in an unenthusiastic voice.

Alright, let's keep personal stuff out of this page, shall we?

Disclaimer: If you have a complaint about me not reviewing your works, there are only two possible reasons.

1: You stink so much I don't even want to touch your work. (Almost never, seeing as no one is anywhere near worse than me)

2: You're so good, I'm afraid of reviewing you. (Almost always)

Don't worry, if you're not among those two, it doesn't mean you don't write well. From time to time I still review those whose works are in (2), and sometimes I just feel compelled to review for there might be pressing matters I feel I must tell. Oh, and also because some of you request reviews. (You know who you are, stop whining.)

Once again, I would like to point out that on the net, there are many "Xemik"s that may not be me. Trust me, I've found quite a few.

Name: Either refer to me by the name that's a little above you, or my real name, which I don't mind either, but only if you can figure it out.

Gender: Surely you should know.

Likes: Anime (Yay, reaching my 100th anime now), Drawing, Reading.

Dislikes: Heights... I'm afraid of heights. Very badly.

Q & A Time!!

Q: Why did you choose 665 of all the numbers you could have chosen?

A: Random number that just stuck with me for a very long time. NO hidden meanings whatsoever. (Please do not try to add a one and call it a conspiracy or anything, alright?)

Q: What the hell is a Xemik?

A: It's a play on my name. Try and figure that out.

Q: Why have I been asking questions regarding only your name?

A: This is going nowhere...

Q: Is it still on?

A: ...

Alright, I would like to dedicate this section to a person who has made a huge difference in my life. He is none other than Qwertyuiop. Oops, I mean Zethos. "Zethos FTW"

"Wait, that's it? Only one sentence?"

"Yup."

"For the person that made such a huge difference?"

"I'll add one more line when you make another huge difference in my life."

I've been branded an introvert in real life, but once you get to know me on the computer, I won't stop talking. Yup, computers have disabled the barrier of introvercy. There's no need to establish eye contact, no need to eye one another, no need to think that this person is too skinny or fat, no need to feel pressure on appearances, the ability to disappear when you don't feel like conversing, etc etc. Internet is convenient. It also makes a good excuse to keep away from society.

Q: Hello? Is anyone still here?

A: No. Fanfiction (Maplestory) died a few weeks ago.

Q:...

A: SO PLEASE COME BACK NOW! WE MISS MAPLE FICS!! (...and reviews o_0)