Right, so you want to know about me right?

Tough luck, my friends. This space is reserved for the wonderous thing called MY FANFICTIONS and it's gonna have to stay that way~ -giggles-

Brother, Slave, Pet (Harry Potter) - This is my big work thing at the moment and currently, I'm cross posting from AFF.net onto here, so it might be a while before you get a 'new' chapter as it were. Basic sap, with a twist on a well-known plotline. It's apparently quite popular (wtf - when did that happen?!) but it does involve SLASH, possible FEMMESLASH and other squicky things. I mean, just have a shufti at the list of warnings - if even one of those squicks out you, you need to back away slowly and show no fear.

Problematic-o (Codename: Kids Next Door)- This is a very old fic, that I found ages and ages ago now - even though it doesn't feel like it.. And when I say old, I mean old. I checked the properties and it was written in 2002! Which is like...six years ago, nearly seven? -cringes- My writing hasn't changed much weirdly enough...Oh whatever. It's meant again as character exploration, so don't blame me if you don't like it. Main characters are Number One and Number Four - and by the way, I don't spell NUMBER like they do in the cartoon - A phonetically rendered NUMBUH - I spell it like it is spelled - N.U.M.B.E.R so don't lecture me on it. My computer just doesn't like NUMBUH and to be honest, neither do I. It does contain SLASH and SPANKING (-was guilty inspired by several fics on this site to add that last one in-) and it's not everyone's cup of tea - I know. Just be warned if you choose to click it! Updates on this are likely to be sporadic and without warning - so be ready to click on the link and find TEN NEW CHAPTERS...More likely one or something, but you catch my drift, yeah?

When a Child Is Born (Charmed) - Angst piece really sums it up. And Incest...-hides face in the corner-...Again, like with most of my fics it was dug up and I posted it out of interest to see if anyone was...well...interested. You don't have to like it, it's just out of curiosity to see if anyone likes them. And since it's in what I call a 'dead' fandom, i.e. the program/story/film is older than two years and isn't being broadcasted anymore (i.e. has been put to re-runs) I don't expect people to go nuts for it. Someone pointed out to me that's it's been re-running on an American TV channel but I live and work in England and as far as I know hasn't been producing new episodes so my definition is still okay - I think. Notice anything wrong with it, then feel free to let me know what you think should be changed. It's about WyattxChris (the future versions) so don't be alarmed about it.

Letter, A (Harry Potter) - This is a very poignant piece I wrote for Neville thinking about Harry. It's only a one-shot (oddly enough, I was thinking about continuing it with one written back to Neville from Harry about life on the RUN from the Death Eaters, but you know what to do - let me know what you want to happen!). Other than that, there's not a great deal more to say on it - it's quite short, has only two characters who actually talking in it, and has only basic plotlines but it's rather short and sweet - it shows Neville's time in Hogwarts in the Seventh book - while Harry is out Horcrux Hunting and talks about how Neville feels. Can be read as SLASH I suppose, but I didn't intend it to be so. Whoo, look at me - writing unintentional SLASH. I'm good~

Not Like The Others (Roswell) - Good old fashioned het - but it's cool since she's a human but he's like... sixty percent alien or something so not quite completely normal het then! Umm...Basically just me rambling on about how Michael and Maria aren't like the other "Outer-Space-Couples" and how they're so very different and how this is so. It's a little risqué (I just love using that word!) but anyone sort of over the age of about thirteen can read it - basically if you haven't had SEX ED. yet, don't bother clicking. And more's to the point, why are you on here?