You got to admit that my picture is cute as hell!!

Gary Stu.
Whoever wrote this, thumbs up!

Uchiha Sasuke. Every girl falls in love with him, every guy thinks he's cool and wants to be his friend or be him (in Orochimaru's case, quite literally) despite him being an angst-ridden, selfish little asshat who couldn't get over how cool he thinks he is if his life depended on it. He's the self-admitted favorite character, so of course he has super, flawless fighting techniques, really high intelligence, a super plot device in his eyes which lets him do anything (I mean seriously. Hypnotism? fine. Copying techniques? really, really strong, but could still work. Seeing the future? Pushing it. Have the ability to psychologically torture people, burn holes in anything, and create warps in reality even at long distance? WTF. How does it make any sense?), an ultra powerful killing technique, the ability to master fighting skills it took Rock lee years to develop within a month, a magic seal that would kill most people but of course in his case just makes him more powerful... Ugh. Jerkface sucks.

You know when people call each other whores and stuff? Well, whoever calls Sakura a whore is right, she's a damn Pairing whore, just think about it. ahaha!