Hey peoplez~

Well im PJ and yea im kinda crazy so dont be shockeds if when u read some of my stories and their kinda weird XD! anyways i love fanfiction! its awsome! =3...cough well her's some of MY LUVEZ: > emo is luve > GIR! WEEE x3 > music (is my life) > Stories > poems > writing > drawing > THE JOKER

MY FAVE MUSIC: paramore,flyleaf,pink,falloutboy,panic at the disco,blood on the dance floor,jeffree star,marilyn manson,evanecense,hollywood undead,bloodhound gang,sin with sabastian! and much much MORE!

MY HATES: mean peoples,posers,WORMS (3specially them >.> thier evil!),any kind of amphibian!

I dont know why but I have become obsessed with vampire knight (and its not becuz of Twilight! Sorry for all the fans but the movie sucked!) but anyways did I mention I LOVE vampire knight! yes it is the most awsomest anime ever! (AND NARUTO!) but yea I just thought i'd put this!

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Other Accounts -

youtube:www.youtube.com/xxpj14xx

myspace: www.myspace.com/pj_skater , www.myspace.com/kitty12lol

Fanfic: www.fanfiction.net/~intoxicatingxbloodxlust

10 Funny thingz I would love to see! -

1. A ghost eating pie

2. A cow flying

3. The hulk getting scared of a spider!

4. Akatsuki members coming to life and becoming my bestfriends!

5. Naruto Characters come to life and start a riot over ramen! x3

6. My worst enemy turning into a bug! (im not evil...ok thats a lie! but hey who wouldnt love to see that?!)

7. Everyone turning into fruit! (I dont know but it would be funny!)

8. Barney goes to jail for rape!

9. Kittens getting stuck in jello! (so cute & so funny) -ps yes i can have very odd and sometimes disturbing "insights"

10. Me ruling the world with a twig! (oh yesh that would be awesome but funny!!)

Hi, my name is:
PJ...

My birthday is:
October 14

My gender:
Well if the stuff that I put on here isnt enough then well ur stupid

Never in my life have I been:
to Tokyo o.o

Favorite anime/manga:
Naruto and Vampire Knight! X3

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
My cousin! lol sorry i still love u though .

High school:
uh...ima freshman

When I'm nervous:
i get hyper o.o

The last song I listened to was:
Piece of me - Britany Spears

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
Matt; and Nicole,Deysha,Dayme,Candy. lol

My hair is:
getting red highights!

When I was 5:
I got attacked by a squirrel -.-

Last Christmas:
bleh! i hate christmas!

I should be:
a undead kitty/vampire

When I look down I see:
My ipod,and my hands on the keyboard x)

The happiest recent event was:
friday with my friends :D

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
Chandler! hahaha...cough

By this time next year:
i should be planning to go to Japan, and taking over the world!

My current gripe is:
Writers block!

I have a hard time understanding:
many things! o.o

There's this girl I know that:
is my bestfriend x3

You know I like you when:
I can willingly share my pocky with you xD

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
Nicole!

Take my advice:
im smirking...that alone should scare u enough >:D

The thing I want to buy:
POCKY!!

If you visited the place I was born:
you'd be at a hospital! lol

I plan to visit _ before i die:
Tokyo, Japan

If you spent the night at my house:
we'd probably end up fighting over who's gonna marry which naruto character till 5:00 am X3

I'd stop my wedding if:
My bestfriend died!

The world could do without:
preps,racists,and sexist people

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
IDK not the option! x3

Most recent thing I've bought myself:
uh...soda!

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
Spiderman shirt :D

What do you do at the mall:
Stalk people with my besties and run away into hottopic if they catch us!

My favorite blonde is:
MY sissy candy 8)

My favorite brunette is:
Uh...ME!

My favorite black hair is:
Itachi on Naruto!

My middle name is..
y are u asking so many ?'s but if u must know it's... haha you actually think im gonna tell you!

In the morning I:
lay on my bed and fall back to sleep!

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
cows lol X3

Once, at a bar:
haha funny!

Last night I was:
watching anime and talking to my bestie!

There's this guy I know who:
is my other bestfriend!

If I was an animal I'd be:
KITTY!

A better name for me would be:
Akiko or or Miyako

Tomorrow I am:
working on mi story!

Tonight I am:
going to try and finish a chpt. in my story!

One thing i have to say if u read all of this is...STALKER! lol dont feel bad same here lol!

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~What you did on your B-day! Pick the month you were born on: (pick one)

1 (Jan) - I cuddled with
2 (Feb) - I needed (conceived)
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I jumped
5 (May) - I loved
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I banged
8 (Aug) - i killed
9 (Sept) - I ran shirtless with
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I stabbed

~Pick the day (number) you were born on: (pick one)

01 - a whore
02 - a homeless guy
03 -the trojan man
04 - a mop
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - an Easter egg
07 - a stripper
08 - my lover
09 - my ex boy/girl friend
10 - a bum
11 - a porn star
12 - a teletubby
13 - a french frie
14 - a drunk (same)
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - my toothbrush
18 - a homo
19 - my best friend
20 - paris hilton
21 - my boyfriend
22 - a dog
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a rock star
25 - a cat
26 - a glass of milk
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a hooker
29 - a lesbian
30 - jerry the snowman
31 - a dumb boy

~Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: (pick three)

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I'm a vampire
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because i am horny
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
stripes- because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Purple- because I have double D's
Green - cuz I love weed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Maroon- becuz i am totaly preppy
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch/beast alive
Tye dye- because Im a fkg scuba diver
Half a shirt- because im a hoe and love it
none- because i'm a hot toaster x3

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Mine Is BOLD PRINT!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into you

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have huge BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I DRINK, so I MUST have a fucked up life.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(I get hungry, gosh)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(no! i no some homosexual)

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm SHORT so I MUST think I'm tall.

I'm TALL so I MUST play basketball.

I'm BLACK so I MUST be a GANGSTA.

I've BEEN TO JAIL BEFORE so I MUST be a bad person.

Stop Spreading Sterotypes like these. Do they make you happy? I don't think so...

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My fave anime (top 6)

1. Naruto

2. Vampire Knight

3. Bleach

4.Inuyasha

5. Hellsing

6. Fruitbasket

Naruto Pairings I like: (not in any order)

DeidaraxSakura (my fave SQUEE!)

HidanxSakura (its genius! lol)

ItachixSakura (addictive)

NarutoxHinata(original and toooo awsome)

HinataxNeji (i no incest much but hey my choice not yours!)

ShikamaruXTemari (aww so cute)

TsunadexJariah (aww hehe)

SasukexIno(I really dont like either but they aiight)

TentenxNeji (hehe...x3)

PeinxKonan (its meant to be!)

ItachixHinata (X3 i luvie it)

TobixHinata (OMG!!to cutteee~)

AsumaxKurenai(its also cute)

Vampire knight pairings I love:

YukixAido (i mean it's just meant to be ppl u no it is!!)

Yukixkaname (OMG smexxi)

YorixZero (aww cuteness)

TouyaxShiki (yeah u no u like it!!)

RukaxKain (OMG i love these two so badly)

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

8. You name your dog Akumaru.

9. You throw sand at people while etching the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

u're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Post this on your profile to make someone smile thats just like you!

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~Because only the insane survives this sugar dust world!~

~PJ-chan~