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since: 01-22-09, id: 1813366, Profile Updated: 10-15-09
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Author has written 15 stories for Tales of Symphonia, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Welcome to the Dark Pit of Doom...also known as...MY PROFILE!! (dun dun dun!)

I just lost the Game. I'm sorry.

Dwarven Vows are great. They make me happy. I use them in everyday conversations. Sometimes. That's kind of part of the reason why the second ToS game pissed me off. WHERE ARE THE DWARVEN VOWS? There were none. Zero. Zilch. NADA. Grrr. I still stand by Dwarven Vow 7...as cheesy as it is...I used that line when I was playing chess with my cousin once. "You're going DOWN!" I said grandly, and my cousin looked at me strangly and asked why. "Because LOVE AND GOODNESS WILL ALWAYS WIN!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, striking a pose with a fist in the air. Unfortunately, I lost. I've gotta use that line when I can actually win...I suck at chess.

Pairings that rock ass (in order from bestest/coolest/rock assest to least):

Tales of Symphonia/Dawn of the New World

-Lloyd/Zelos

-Mithos/Genis

-Sheena/Colette

-Yuan/Forcystus (YUARCY!!)

-Yuan/Kratos

-Ratatosk/Emil

-Richter/Aster

-Richter/Emil

-Kratos/Anna

-Kratos/Lloyd (Warming up to it...)

-Raine/Anna (I know it's impossible, but think of the possibilities!)

Star Ocean: Till the end of time

-Fayt/Cliff

-Fayt/Albel

Tales of the Abyss

-Peony/Jade

-Asch/Luke

-Sync/Ion

-Guy/Luke

-Tear/Natalia

-Legretta/Tear

-Anise/Arietta

Tales of Legendia:

-Chloe/Norma

-Chloe/Shirley

-Senel/Moses

Characters I like/hate (because I'm too lazy to make two seperate categories...)

-Colette: I don't like her. Seriously. First few playthroughs, I was like, ok, she's a bit annoying, but she's going through a lot and she's kind of nice...but now, I'm just like, gah, why don't you die already? I love to hate her. Seriously. I love to think about her stepping to pet a dog and DYING. Ok, maybe not really, but I wish she'd get booted out in some way so that we could have both Kratos and Zelos. Like...she could die. That'd really make my day. Actually, sometimes she's kind of okay. Just...not in the game. Idk. I think she has some depth to her, but it's not really touched on. Like, at all.

-Marta: Another one on my "kill" list. She's insane! She's psychotic! She has a stupid outfit! And a dumb haircut! Ok, maybe the last two are just nitpicking, but she really does get on my nerves. If she and Colette went in a life and death battle, I'd hope they both either got mortally injured so they could never walk again or...die or something. I don't know, maybe I'm in a violent mood right now.

-Lloyd: Is awesome. In every possible way. Except maybe his haircut. He has REALLY spiky hair. And he wears a lot of red...and they totally ruined him in the second game. I was getting all excited because we'd be getting the bestest ever hero in history back in our party, and then he was smart! I mean, what's with that? Lloyd? Smart? That's not Lloyd! Even after two years, Lloyd would NOT be smart. That's just defying the laws of Lloyd-physics. And, and he was all like "mmmyep, you might have to sacrifice yourself, Emil!" It's just like...what? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LLOYD?

-Yuan: I just hated how in DotNW they ruined his hair. And his cape. They met him in Asgard and they were like "whoa, weird old person," and I was like "hmm, he seems kind of familiar," but it didn't hit me that it was really YUAN. When I found out who it was, I ranted. Lots. And lots.

-Genis: He's smart and I only have ONE problem with him (other than the whole brattiness thing). Who the fuck names their kid Genis? It rhymes with penis and that's just wrong! I mean, the fact that people would discriminate against him because he was a half elf was bad enough, but that name...seriously, you'd think that Virginia WANTED her kids to have traumatic lives.

Favorite Quotes:

Lloyd: Phew, that was close.
Yuan: And just who the hell are you?
Lloyd: Give me your name and I shall give you mine!
Yuan: Hahaha! You certainly have guts! But I'm afraid I don't see the need to introduce myself to a miserable creature like you.
Lloyd: What a coincidence! Cause I don't see the need to introduce myself either to a moron who doesn't even know how pathetic he is!
Yuan: Why you...!

Genis: Ha-ha, you got re-ject-ed!

Regal: What is this ominous light that threatens to engulf us?

Lloyd: How can we go on a quest to regenerate the world if we can't even save the people right in front of us?

Sheena: Arrrgh! Why can't I win?!
Genis: Goodness and love will always win!
Lloyd: Genis, please don't bring up that stupid Dwarven Vow!
Sheena: "Goodness?" What do you mean, "goodness?" If you're good, then I'm good as well!
Lloyd: Not you too! Everyone stop saying corny things!

Lloyd: I thought it'd be nice for us just to talk by ourselves.
Colette: Sure.
Lloyd: Here, have some hot coffee.
Colette: Thanks.
Lloyd: Hot, isn't it?
Colette: Yeah, really hot.
Lloyd: It's actually iced coffee.
Colette: What?
Lloyd: I had Genis make it cold.
Colette: Oh, heheh, yeah, of course it's cold.
Lloyd: I lied. It's actually hot.

Lloyd: I don't quite get it, but I got it.

Lloyd (after Presea carries Sacred Wood by herself): I've lost all confidence as a man.

Zelos: Oh...hey, Lloyd! If you abandon me here, I swear I'll come back to haunt you!
Lloyd: ...I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you.

Regal: ...they're all so violent.

Yuan: So you've come, like moths to a flame!
Lloyd: Do you ever say anything original?
Zelos: You gotta admit...that line is seriously cliched.

Lloyd: I've heard enough from you! Now listen! It's true that the Professor and Genis are half elves but so what? There are good half elves just as there are bad humans!

Pope: Shut up! What do you know?
Genis: Yeah, I don't! I don't know! That's why I'm asking! Are you stupid or something?

Lloyd: We have a friend who is sick. She has...uh...angel effect...
Zelos: No, no, it was chronic angelus...
Presea: Chronic Angelus Crystallys Inofficium.
Lloyd: Yeah, what she said.

Mithos: What are you doing?! I thought you wanted me to set you free from your fate as a Chosen!
Zelos: Oh, you know what? I changed my mind. That won't matter after we beat the snot out of you, anyway.

Zelos: I think parents are there to protect their children. But this guy, he just goes back and forth, like he can't make up his mind. Doesn't he realize that it only hurts you?! And after all that, he challenges you to a duel?! What kind of family turns swords against one another? This whole thing's nuts!

Lloyd: You stupid jerk! You can die at any time! But when you die, that's the end. What will you accomplish by dying? Nothing! There is no meaning in dying!

Lloyd: There's a significance in being born. But if that's not good enough for you, I'll give them another value. They have value because they are my friends!

Zelos: The people I like and the people that I don't like both have the right to live in the same world I do.

Lloyd: Discrimination comes from the heart.

Zelos: See, look what happened! It's all because the Pope opened his big mouth and tried to banish me and stuff, the whole world got messed up!

Lloyd: Don't touch me, you stupid jackass Chosen!

Lloyd: I don't think everyone has to get along. It's ok to dislike people. There will always be people who make you mad. But...I do think we all need to respect each others' rights to be here.

Zelos: I trust you, Lloyd. I, the sorta valuable Zelos, am heading your way!

Lloyd: By the way, what are you doing here? I figured you'd be in the middle of the hall, surrounded by girls.
Zelos: ...sometimes it's tiring not being serious.
Lloyd: Huh?
Zelos: Never mind. Well, let's just relax and watch the nobles and their fake smiles from here.

Zelos: NOT THE FACE!

Zelos: Hey, Lloyd! Don't disappoint me like that! You said status and race and everything...none of it matters. Your heart is the same. Don't give up! Don't let something as trivial as your old man shake you up! You're you. Right?

Albel: Learn to dodge, idiot.


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1. Roy's bad day reviews
Envy was completely insane. No one should be that cheerful and reasonable when they have just turned you into a toddler via black magic. How Edward could stand him, Mustang would never know. Either way, his day was going less than ideally. Light Ed x Envy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-09
2. Blood Sample reviews
Oneshot, RainexAnna. Yes, you read that right. Raine just wanted a blood sample from the newly resurrected Anna. Anna just wanted to see how far she could push Raine. Somewhere between Anna's stubbornness and Raine's Ruin Mode, it all worked out.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-09 - Anna A. & Raine S. - Complete
3. Tales of Zelloyd » reviews
This is a dump for my many, many, many Zelloyd oneshots, both present and future. Ch. 16: When Zelos and Lloyd get bored, it's never a good day for...well, anyone else, really.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Zelos W. & Lloyd I.
4. I trust you » reviews
/DotNW/ Sometimes, returning someone's trust is the best thing you can do for someone. In-game, Zelloyd. Includes unsmart Lloyd. Yay.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Lloyd I. & Zelos W.
5. A long trip » reviews
Lloyd ends up taking Kratos, Yuan, Colette, and Zelos along on the Exsphere quest. It was going to be a long trip. Pairings include KratosxYuan, onesided ColettexLloyd, and eventual LloydxZelos. Colette bashing, and randomness. Yay.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,887 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 4-15-09
6. Another Death to Emil's Hair! reviews
/DotNW/ Sequel to "Death to Emil's Hair!" Ever since the...cough...incident/tragedy, Emil has been waiting, and now his hair has grown back. Hopefully he can protect it this time...oneshot, no pairings.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-12-09 - Emil C. - Complete
7. What an effin' ahole reviews
Oneshot. Zelos path. Only Zelloyd if you squint. For once. Kratos didn't like Zelos and Zelos didn't like Kratos. Maybe in time they could learn to stand each other...but, you know, probably not. Rated for safety.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-29-09 - Complete
8. Comparison reviews
Oneshot. No pairings. Lloyd's group really was rather similar to what his had once been, Mithos mused.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-10-09 - Mithos Y. - Complete
9. Sleeping reviews
Oneshot. Zelloyd. Nope, can't get enough of these. Zelos and his strange love of watching Lloyd sleep.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-09 - Lloyd I. & Zelos W. - Complete
10. Sir Bud reviews
Oneshot. Zelloyd. There is actually a reason as to why Sebastian calls Lloyd "Sir Bud," and it's not because he's forgetful.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-09 - Lloyd I. & Zelos W. - Complete
11. Lloyd recieved the title of Mr Oblivious! » reviews
Because Lloyd's that dumb. Who knows, maybe it's genetic. Lloyd/Zelos and a very slight amount of Yuan/Kratos. My attempt to create one of these that stays true to the characters. Rated T just in case. COMPLETE!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,883 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 2-13-09 - Lloyd I. & Zelos W. - Complete
12. Hit me reviews
/DotNW/ A brief oneshot in which Ratatosk tries to get Emil to hit him. The boy would have to learn to stand up for himself sometime. Ratatosk/Emil...if you squint. A lot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-2-09 - Emil C. & Ratatosk - Complete
13. Who would win in a fight? reviews
Random oneshot, no pairings. Lloyd walked up to Zelos and paused. Finally he asked, "Who would win in a fight? Colette or the Professor?" And the great discussion began...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-09 - Lloyd I. & Zelos W. - Complete
14. Death to Emil's hair! reviews
/DotNW/ I care about him, but there's that one thing always standing in our way, making me want to strangle him...that one lock of hair that sticks straight up...I have to destroy it! Oneshot, no pairings.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-21-09 - Emil C. - Complete
15. It's not pink! reviews
Zelos says he doesn't wear pink. Oneshot. No pairings. Just a short something I wrote.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-09 - Zelos W. - Complete
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