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Author has written 2 stories for Bleach. Hair colour: Currently Brown. Eye colour: Grayish Blue. ჯ Favourite color: Black and Red and White mixed together. Bands I Love: Marilyn Manson, Dir en grey, Killswitch Engage, Malice Mizer, Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Dark Tranquility... Bands I Hate: Good Charlette, Green Day, Jonas Brothers, Soulja Fag (Well Pretty much every Rapper actually), Buckcherry... I am A Firm Athiest and very Anti-Religion and here are some Quotes I like: "Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." -- Bill Gates "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." -- Steven Weinberg "The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma." --Abraham Lincoln "The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history." -- Robert Heinlein 15 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana'. 6. Finish all your sentences with,'In accordance with the Prophecy'. 7. Skip down the hall rather than walk & see how many looks you get. 8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 9. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'. 10. Sing along at the opera. 11. Put mosquito netting around your work area & play tropical sounds all day. 12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream,'I won! I won!!' 14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!' 15. Tell your children over dinner,'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. | |||||||||||
1. Three Cats and a Woman reviewsZaraki Mayuri and Nemu are changed after a lab explosion and Yoruichi takes them to the the only woman she trusts. Bad summary. Bad title. please read. R&R.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-09 - Mayuri K. & Zaraki K.2. Interrogation reviewsYachiru decides to take care of Kenny's sword problem but its doesnt work out right. Oneshot.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-26-09 - Yachiru K. & Zaraki K. - Complete