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Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Song of the Lioness. Random Info Stuff: Name: Aniki the Crim- It came from the book Terrier by Tamora Pierce. But Aniki is a lot to say sometimes, so i just go by Niki (pronounced Knee-key) Favorite books: um... a lot... all Tammy Pierce books, mainly Terrier, Warriors by Erin Hunter, 39 Clues by Rick Riordan, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, and many, many, many more. Favorite Colors: blue and pruple and black when im in the mood Favorite Animals: All birds of Prey, birds in general, foxes, wolves, many, many more Favorite things to write about: All fantasy. No nonfiction. LOOOOOVVEEEEE writing bout Tammy Pierce books, 'specially Terrier Favorite TV shows: LOST, Wipeout Favorite Movies: Across the Universe, Dark Knight, A Knight's Tale, Hellboy 2, Terminator Salvation, X-men movies, Conqueror of Shambala Animes I watch: Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Death Note, DN Angel (i finished FMA entirely, now I'm going back and rewatching it, and watching The Brotherhood series) Mangas I read: Inuyasha, FMA, Bleach, One Piece, Ranma 1/2 This is totally my way of thinking: http://media.photobucket.com/image/roy+mustang/LydiaDianne/Anime20Motivational/AnimeMotivational18.jpg?o=50 Favorite Pairings: Inuyasha: Koga x Kagome Shippo x Kilala/Kirara Miroku x Sango Inuyasha (idiosha) x Kikyo (kinky-ho) Jakotsu x Inuyasha Sesshomaru x Rin Sesshomaru x Kagome Sesshomaru x Kagura Kohaku x Rin Me x Koga :P Full Metal Alchemist: Ed x Winry is okay i guess Al x Winry Roy x Riza (sometimes) Riza x Havoc Falman x Scieska Sadly, I have read and liked Roy x Ed fics, tho i prefer the Parental!Roy/Ed ones. Roy x FemEd :p one really great story i read for that. (Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid) Lust x Scar Tamora Pierce Books: Beka x Rosto (Terrier & Bloodhound) Ersken x Kora (Terrier & Bloodhound) Aniki x Phelan (Terrier & Bloodhound) Tunstall x Sabine (Terrier & Bloodhound) Daine x Numair (The Immortals) Weiryn x Sara "The Green Lady" (The Immortals) Alanna x George (Song of the Lioness) Alanna x Liam (Song of the Lioness) Elena Cooper x Myles of Olau (Song of the Lioness) Kel x Dom (Protector of the Small) Kel x Neal (Protector of the Small) Neal x Yuri (Protector of the Small) Roald x Shinko (Protector of the Small) Aly x Nawat (Trickster's Choice/Queen) Dove (or whatever her name is) x Kyprioth (Trickster's Choice/Queen) Aly x Kyprioth (Trickster's books) One Piece: Zoro x Sanji Zoro x Robin Luffy x Nami (i guess) Smoker x Ace Naruto: Sasuke x Naruto Iruka x Kakashi Ino x Shikamaru LEAST Favorite Pairings: Inuyasha: Inuyasha x Kagome Inuyasha x Sesshomaru :X Kohaku x Kanna Naraku x Kagura Ginta x Hakkaku (I firmly believe they are brothers/ good friends, NOT TOGETHER) Ayame x Koga (shivers wouldn't that be terrible?) Jakotsu x Bankotsu FMA: Ed X Rose Al X Rose Hoenheim x Trisha (I really hate Hoenheim...) Hoenheim x Dante (Although if they got together maybe they'd leave everyone alone...) Winry x Scieska Fuery x Havoc ANYONE x Armstrong (I pity the poor person) Envy x Ed (sometimes) Fuery x Breda Ed x Winry Ed x Noa Tamora Pierce Books: Beka x Dale (used to like him. Always liked Rosto better though) (terrier) Beka x Bold Brian O.o that's just plain weird to me (terrier) Aniki x Rosto (unless that Aniki was me...) (i guess i don't HATE the pairing, i just like Beka x Rosto better :p)(Terrier) Jon x Alanna (SotL) Daine x Kaddar (The Immortals) Kel x Cleon (PotS) One Piece: Luffy x Zoro Zoro x Nami Sanji x Nami Sanji x Vivi Sanji x Robin Zoro x Vivi Usopp x Anybody (except mayb that girl from his home place) Ace x Nami Ace x Robin Ace x Zoro Naruto: Sakura x Sasuke Sakura x Naruto Ino x Sasuke Kakashi x Naruto Kakashi x Sasuke Iruka x Naruto Rock Lee x Anybody Favorite Characters: Inuyasha: Koga, Bankotsu, Sesshomaru, Rin, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Ginta, Hakkaku, Kagura, Jakotsu, Souta, Grandpa Higurashi, Kohaku FMA: Ed, Roy, Envy, Greed, Scar, Lust, Gluttony, Havoc, Fuery, Riza, Black Hayate, Breda, Falman, Scieska, Hughes, Elysia, Nina, Kimblee (love and hate him at the same time. ITS SO CONFUSING!), Rick (the Ishballan kid), Izumi, Wrath, Armstrong (hes awesome in a very special way...), Gracia, Trisha Elric Tammy Pierce Books: Rosto, Beka, Punce, Kora, Aniki, Tunstall, Goodwin, Sabine, Ersken, Phelan (all Terrier), George, Alanna, Faithful, Raoul, Gary, Liam, Shang Wildcat, Bazhir Tribe that Alanna belongs to, Myles, (Song of the Lioness), Daine, Numair, Cloud, the Sparrows, Riskah, most Stormwings, more (The Immortals), Kel, Dom, Neal, Yuri (or was it Yuki... hmmmm i can't remember), Raoul, Roald, Thayet, Owen, others along those lines (Protector of the Small), too lazy to list the Trickster's ones. One Piece: Zoro, Ace, Shanks, Luffy, Don Flamingo, Smoker, Crocodile, Robin, Sanji, Mihawk, Kuro, Kozha, Pell, Chaka, Neferarti Cobra, Gan Fall, Jango the Hypnotist Naruto: Kakashi, Kiba, Iruka, Shikamaru, Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Ino i guess, Choji Death Note: Ryuk (only seen one episode so far, so i don't know many other characters :p) DN Angel: Dark Mousy, Krad, Daisuke, Riku LEAST favorite Characters: Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Idiosha, Kikyo/Kinky-ho, Myoga, Jacken, Naraku, Kanna, Ayame, Totosai, did i mention i hate inuyasha? FMA: Al, Hoenheim, Dante, Sloth, Pride (HE TOOK ROY'S EYE! KILL HIM!), Scar's brother, Alphons Heidrich (I hated all the alter-egos in that movie...actually, i really hated that movie! at least, i hated how it ended.), Archer, sometimes Kimblee (grrrrr he hurt Scar), Tucker, Bosque Grande or whatever his name was, that Ice alchemist dude in episode one of the brotherhood Mr. McDougal. Tammy Books: Dale Rowan (used to like him, now i don't), Pearl Skinner, Yates-- you no, the Shadow Snake guy (terrier & bloodhound), Jon, Roger and his group (SotL), Emperor Ozorne, Kaddar (The Immortals), Cleon, the nothing man (he disappointed me. I was expecting so much more.), killing machines, others (PotS) One Piece: Nami, Usopp, Vivi, most marines, Alvida, Buggy Naruto: Sakura. Naruto annoys me sometimes, but i HATE sakura. She can go die in a hole Death Note: Yagami. (has anyone else noticed that if you spell his name backwards, its Imagay? Does this have any meaning for future episodes?) DN Angel: Risa (or however you spell her name. She is annoying!) Characters Im in love with... pahetically: Koga from Inuyasha, Roy Mustang from FMA sighs dreamily he's just so sexy..., Greed from FMA (i love him but a couple of my friends think he looks gay >:(), Envy from FMA (dude, who doesn't love the walking plam tree?), Kimblee from FMA (kinda), Ed Elric ("Edward Cullen only wishes he was this sexy" :p), Rosto from Terrier, Sawyer from LOST, Gambit from X-men, sigh I don't think you want to hear them all... counts real quick i have 49 crushes on fictional characters, so here's just a short list. AND MY NEWEST OBSESSIONS: ZORO AND SANJI FROM ONE PIECE!! CAPTAIN SHANKS FROM ONE PIECE!! Portgas D Ace, Dark Mousy, Kakashi, Gaara (srry etka, i can't help it), Kiba, others Character Nicknames (heh heh, just had to add this. While reading fanfics I stumbled across a beautiful one for Mustang and I just couldn't resist): Roy Mustang (from FMA): "Snap-happy idiot" "Colonel Bastard" "The Flame" "Glory Whore" "The Ice General" "Flame-ass" Edward Elric (FMA): "Shrimp" "Chibi" "Fullmetal" "Half-metal" "Fullpetal" (when becoming a female in Returning Echoes) "Golden Flowery Alchemist" (see aforementioned) Riza Hawkeye (FMA): "Trigger-happy bitch" More to come later... Quotes: "Parents spend the first few years of our lives teaching us to stand up and speak, and then they spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up." "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action; they rented out my room." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "I'm no gentleman, i work for a living." (yes, i did steal that from Baron George Cooper of Pirate's Swoop) "Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery." "If brains were bread, you'd have starved before you were born." "Weird people are the only people worth knowing..." "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit." "He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable, now he's miserable and depressed." "An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says 'so far, so good!'" "You can't have everything, where would you put it?" "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you." "Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." "After 12 years of therapy, my pschyatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablos ingles'" "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." "You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?" "Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?" "If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny" "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." "Give me your head!" Ed Elric from Conqueror of Shambala, taking Alphonse's helmet and scooping water from a leaking boat. "I am the man who has betrayed the ways of God" -Scar from FMA Roy Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...strikes dramatic pose all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS! "I think ill go chop a year's supply of fire wood..." Armstrong when Winry wanted his watch. Roy Mustang: (snatches puppy from Kain Fuery's arms) Dog, huh? (pause) I LOVE DOGS! Maes Hughes: In the red corner...The Flame Alchemist and hero of the Eastern Rebellion...Colonel Roy Mustang! Give it up! Al: So what's your strategy? Ed: (surrounded by a barrage of explosions) Just wait till I stop running! (runs into the crowd) Sorry! Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller? "Yep you're the same as ever Major, nice and insane." - Ed "Is it a good thing if a vacuum really sucks?" "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." "The only good thing about being shot in the buttocks is all the ice cream." "If you're not living on the edge, you're just taking up space." "Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways." "The greatest joy in life is doing what others say you cannot do." "Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Live in the present, dream of the future, and always remember the past." "I love random ideas, they are where great ideas begin." "Never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman" "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your normal." "Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss." "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this isn't difficult." "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable." "My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'" "The average woman would rather have beauty then brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "I have opinions of my own-- strong opinions -- but sometimes I don't agree with them." --George Bush "Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." "He who laughs last didn't get it." "Sometimes Hell just drops by and wants to say hello." Riza Hawkeye in A Father That's Never Present by The Sacred Pandapuff "All war is deception. Think your enemy has a weakness and it becomes his strength." --Roy Mustang in Episode 13 of the Anime (FMA) "'I’m beginning to worry that the Colonel is a negative influence.’' The woman said softly, unable to stop a smile appearing on her face. 'Who else would you prefer? Armstrong? Surely having Ed as a slacker is better than becoming some topless stripper?' Maes uttered with a ridiculous grin upon his face." Conversation between Maes and Riza in "An Unfortuante Event" by RJ-midwest. " 'Hi Mustang, how are you today?' 'Absolutely wonderful. I was thinking of killing myself earlier, but I decided to go for a walk instead.' " ("Charlie" the angel and Roy Mustang from the fic I can't remember now O.o Nevermind, Its called Blue. Very depressing, but very good.) The author is Taranova :) “You can’t threaten me!" He began to bluster. "I’m not. I’m making a suggestion." Edward paced up the stairs and stood right in front of him, her voice like ice. “If I was threatening you, I’d have my hand at your throat and I’d be saying something like, ‘die asshole’” State alchemist wannabe and female Edward Elric in Returning Echoes by Silkendreammaid "Edward Cullen only wishes he was this sexy" (on a shirtless picture of Edward Elric) Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... It's not rape if you yell surprise! (sorry if i picked from other people's profiles, i just love a lot of quotes and half the time i can't remember where i've gotten them from.) THE GREATEST TRUTH- ADMITTED BY EDWARD ELRIC HIMSELF: COLONEL MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY... in a miniskirt I thought this story was awesome and even used one of the pics for my profile for a little while. A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. Therefore she named him 'Faith.' In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learnedto balance on his 2 hind legs and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he can now walk like a human being. Faith loves to walk around now. No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him. He is now becoming famous in Tulsa, and on the international scene. He has appeared in various newspapers and TV shows. There is even one book entitled 'With a little faith' being published about him. He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies. Fun Copy and Pastes: If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. 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If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! 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Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o ) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If someone ever said to you 'Ya lost it.' and you replied 'Duh.I never had it in the first place.' back to them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman)) Jasper Hale x Alice Cullen (Mostly Jasper, Seth, and kinda Emmett(All from Twilight)), AliceCullenRocks-2009 (Jasper from Twilight, alex rider, james potter 2 from harry potter i know we haven't really met him but oooohhhhh!), CRAZEDREADER96 (EMMETT,JASPER-TWILIGHT), cELeSte nIGhT (jAMES FROM tWILIGHT aLSo MAnY OThErs INcLudInG jAcK SpaRrOW- pIRaTeS oF tHe CarIBbEAN anD SirIuS bLacK frOm HarRy poTtEr aND SorT oF nIcO dEanGeLO fRoM peRCy JacKsON AnD tHe oLyMPiaNs. note- the following is for da charactaz in my head and not the actaz in da moveezez but jamez is hot in da movee) Eona the Crim (Fang from Maximum Ride, Luke from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist) Aniki the Crim (a SHORT-ish list, pretty much in order-- Zoro from One Piece, Roy Mustang from FMA, Greed from FMA, Koga from Inuyasha, Sanji from One Piece, Ed Elric from FMA, Rosto the Piper from Terrier, Emmett Cullen from Twilight srry Eon, not obsessive, he's just hott, Jasper Hale from Twilight Eon, c above statement, Kimblee from FMA, Russel Tringham from FMA, Maes Hughes from FMA, Envy from FMA, Luke from Lightning Thief, Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, many, many more) If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprecon eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto you profile. If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile. if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever chatted online as an anime character and was acting as the character would, add your name and copy this to your profile. yaoi-fma-fan (sasuke and naruto), Aniki the Crim (a lot. Itsa hobby :p) If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile. If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Lucky should let the kids have the freaking Lucky Charms, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I was chatting with my friend on the computer and asked her if I could borrow a pencil.) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. LOL, Funny "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you." Remember, the Mary Sue is a horrible plague that seems to attack every fandom. You can help prevent it. If you or a friend starts a fanfic with an original character, and that original character has any of the following symptoms: -Falls in love with a canon character -Makes the canon character not act as they normally would (I.E. Making Zoro act like a lovesick fool) -Has a horrible, tragic past -HAS WINGS ((If this is the case, get rid of it now, it might be contagious.)) -IS A GODDESS OR SOME OTHER FORM OF MYTHICAL THING ((KILL IT NOW!)) -USES SANTOURYUU OR COPIES A DIFFERENT CANON CHARACTERS FIGHTING STYLE -CAN DEFEAT A CANON CHARACTER IN COMBAT EASILY -Angsts and has her love interest to help her -Is wanted by some awful jerk, but resists -Has an insanely powerful devil fruit power, I.E. she’s psychic or can control ALL of the elements -Is possessed by a demon or can do magic -Her appearance I.E. her hair color, eyes, clothes, are described in mass detail and she’s described as “Thin, and curvy in all the right places”. If your OC or a friends OC shows any of these symptoms, STOP WRITING and try to fix this immediately. If you see a fic with such symptoms, try and help the author see what’s wrong. Remember: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS WRITE MARY SUES and: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT MARY SUES! Thank you. Stories: Starcrossed- my version of Terrier; if Beka was a thief instead of a Dog. On Hold Until I regain my inspiration... Tales of the Crims: Crashing the Mayor's Party- Our first Crims story. Written by me, Eona, and Katsa the Crims! Oneshot. Complete. (is being moved to another site. when i get around to it...) | |||||
1. Should Have Spoken Sooner reviewsEd is attracted to Roy, and Roy is attracted to Ed, but neither realizes. Roy gets an unexpected visit, and things go horribly wrong. Roy/Ed Character Death!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-09 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete2. Always A Price reviewsEd and Al have been in our world for 4 years. Al is taken back by a Homunculus called Mischief, leaving a note telling Ed that he will be following soon. Just remember Equivalent Exchange. full inside eventual Fem!Ed/RoyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.3. Starcrossed » reviewsWhat if Beka had been a thief with no siblings, not a Dog? Just something i thought would be fun to write. On HiatusSong of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Tortall
