UPDATE! IGNORE EVERYTHING BELOW AND READ THIS:

FFnet took down five of my stories without prior warning. I'm slowly posting what I can over on AO3 now. My profile link is: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Zigster

I'll take that Viking in a box,
I'll take him and I'll skip the talks,
I'll take that Viking in a house,
I see no need to wear a blouse,
I'll take the Viking anywhere,
I'll fist my hands in his long hair,
I'll take the Viking, thank you, ma'am.
And up yours, Bill, and Quinn, and Sam.

Gallathea genius of wit and rhyme

NEWS! Come find me on Threadless! I'm just starting to put designs up. My First shirt!

I'm honored and floored to have been made a VIP author on A Different Forest! I've got a cabin and everything!

Link to the Forest
Link to the cabins (forums)
Link to my ADF posted stories

Now my stories will have a second home. :-)

FML I got a Twitter: Zigster_

Would you yield?

Zigster's Fiction Blog

Zigster's Creatures:
That's right, I make shit too.

My Favorite Stories on FF
(in no particular order)

On a Clear Day - Very long but beautiful one shot written for the Harry Potter fandom. It focuses on Draco and Harry and how their odd and often charged personalities come together after the war and develop into a friendship of sorts. It was beautiful, and I loved every word. It's in my favorites.

Girl With a Red Umbrella - It's Paris in the 50's! Need I say more? It's beautiful, and the Edward these two author's create is to die for. Sweet, loyal and a painter who lives in a garret. Classic.

Wide Awake - This is basically my favorite fiction of all time. Wha!? You haven't read it yet? GO NOW! I command you! How dare you sit here reading my stupid ass stories when you can be reading the genius that is that fiction! Blah! It's in my favorites.

The Lost Boys - What is there NOT to love about this story? Screwball comedy and romance. Charming ghosts with witty banter. Victorian mansions and star-crossed lovers. My god, its fabulous! Read it!

Scotch, Gin and The New Girl - I'm gonna let the genius of this story speak to you through a quote. "Target does not suck. It has Pop-Tarts, and camping gear, it's insanely convenient." E.A.C.Yah, hilarious. Go read now. This is also in my favorites.

Tropic of Virgo - one of the sexiest things I've ever read occurs in chapter 8 of this story. I affectionately refer to it as "piano bench soul." Go read it and see what I mean. It's in my favorites.

What I Failed to Realize - NEWLY REPOSTED! This is my favorite slash of all time. I love it dearly, and I'm so happy it's been put back up on the site. For those of you who haven't read it yet, enjoy!

Mr. Horrible - the most hilarious shit I've ever read in my entire life. It's magic! Plus, anyone who references the West Wing in fanfic is my hero for life. Totes.

Story Links and whatnot...

Bourbon and Tea - Banner and Banner #2
Bella's mother's guitar - Gibson Acoustic J-250
B&T Playlist
B & T was reviewed for the "Sunday Selections" on Altered Lambs and Sacrificial Lions! YAY!
B & T was a "Pwn of the week" 9/16/10 on The Fictionators. Awesome!
B & T was also reviewed by Detochkina for the Twi-Fic Promotions blog. Thank you Detochkina!

Racerback - I'm so happy! This won 3rd Place in the High Times Contest! Banner by AG
Twisted in Slash gave me a little shout out recently for my slash stories, including Racerback. You can see the blog entry here. Thanks guys!

Little Margot: Matchmaker - I'm floored and totally effing pumped that Little Margot won First Place in The No Bella Allowed Contest! Here's some imagery to go along with the story - GIF and Banner
Little Margot was reviewed on Twi Slash Unveiled's "Tuesday's Best" by Naelany. Thanks Nae!

It's Just a Flesh Wound - Banner made by BeautifulFigment
This little ditty won a Judge's Pick in The AwkWard contest! Woot! The write up for all the winning fics can be read/seen here: The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster

A Night in Vienna - I'm so happy! Night in Vienna won 3rd place in the Public Vote for The Plot Bunny contest and got a Host Pick from the awesome Yogagal! There's also a banner I put together for it here.
A Night in Vienna was reviewed on Twi Slash Unveiled's "Tuesday's Best" by Captain Jezebel. Thanks Jez!

The Rabbit - Banner
The Rabbit was reviewed on Twific Reviews recently. Thanks guys!

There's No Place Like - The Playlist!
Chapter 8: Song used is called Ne Me Quitte Pas by Nina Simone: translates to 'Don't leave me.' Full Translation: Link!

The Bitch and the Hellcat -
BHC banner - Click me and see!
Banner #2 -The Brothers
I drew a sketch of my Hellcat looking all sullen and needing some love. See him here: Hellcat
The Hellcat Playlist

Northman's Off Rivington -
Chapter 14: Sookie's outfit - Link
Chapter 18: The Swedish Cottage and Marionette Theater, located along Central Park West by 79th Street. Link
Il Laboratorio Del Gelato: The BEST gelato this side of Italy. 95 Orchard St. Next to the Tenement Museum. Link
The Northman's Bar is based off of Freeman's, located at the end of Freeman's alley, and unmarked on most maps. Link

Bitch, Where's My Gondola - The little gondola Bella draws on Edward's back can be seen: here
The lovely and wonderful TeamBoyLove made me a banner!

Take This Waltz - If you'd like to hear the song by Leonard Cohen, that goes along with it, here's a youtube link - Take This Waltz

Oh Shizzle, after all this I forgot to tell you about me... hmmm? Does it really matter? I mean, do you really want to know that I am a 24 year old artist with a David Bowie obsession, struggling to make a living in (insert random east coast artistic town name here) like every other 24 year old I know? Come on. Where's the fun in that knowledge?