A few things you should know about me.

I am a girl.

I am strange.

I am currently obsessed with 'Repo! The Genetic Opera'.

I once swore that I would never write fanfiction, or porn and ESPECIALLY never fanfiction porn. Then I found the Repo! LJ kink meme. And it all went to pot.

I'm posting my fics here for teh lulz. Also so I can collect them in one place that isn't anonymous. Well, not totally.

Warning!: I write fluffy plot-driven smut. It's still smut, but oh God I can't get away from the (occasionally cracktastic) fluffyness.

Also, I cannot take anything completely seriously. Ever.

I am a huge Grilo shipper.

Having said that I can handle almost any pairing, even the incesty ones - although incest tends to push my squick buttons like nothing else - so long as the characters behave in character. I cannot stress this enough. I can handle and even enjoy the weirdest pairings if the author finds a way of making it work without warping the canon characters into something unrecogniseable. I love seeing writers get into the heads of characters and taking them in new directions. Also, if anyone can actually come up with a feasable way of making the horrid/unlikely/cracked-out Graverobber and Nathan/Repo-Man paring work I will actually bow down and call you master.

I like original characters. I fact, if they are well written I love them and they can become my favourite character in the fic. I don't even mind self-insert characters so long as they are well written.

I LOATHE MARY SUES!

I crave constructive criticism.

My icon was made by the lovely feardrug on LiveJournal.