Hey everyone! This chik's from Canada, and loving it.

Anyways, I love to read, write (mostly fanfiction, lol), listen to music, and talk with my fellow buddy on the phone, from the ".net", aquamysticwriter. I'm in grade 10--but I won't give anymore personal info out on here (there are internet stalkers, y'know!). I love to travel, and try to when ever I can- however, there is no place like home.

Favorite books? Books: Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olypians, Twilight Saga, and many more.

Here are some of my favorite quotes. You'll see why.

"Life sucks, then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."

-Jacob, Breaking Dawn

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"

-Jacob, New Moon

"A day without laughter is a day well wasted"

-I'm not sure who said it, but one of my best friends say it all the time.

" No you hang up...no you hang up...no you hang up..."

-classic phone hanging up conversation.

"You're like a contant downer, huh?"

-Charlie the Unicorn 3, Youtube video

"The door is everything, all that once was, and all that will be! Ths door controls time and space! Love and death! The door can see into your mind!! The door can see into you soul!!" "...really? The d-door can do all that??" "Ha. No"

-Charlie the Unicorn 3, Youtube video

"In regards to how Holly danced, I will reveal a secret of women: we all sexy dance when we're alone. All of us. No exceptions. There are sexy-dancing Amish women out there."

-Kit Heart

"Why,"said Ford sqatting down beside him and shivering. "are you lying face down in the dust?"

"It's a very effective way of being wretched," said Marvin. "Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you do, everybody does. It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me. Even robots hate me. If you just ignore me, i expect I shall prebably go away."

He himself up to his feet and sttod resolutely facing the opposite direction. "Taht ship hated me," he said dejectedly, indicating the policecraft.

"That ship?"said Ford in sudden excitment. "What happend to it? Do you know?"

"It hated me because I talked to it."

"You talked to it?"exclaimed Ford. "What do you mean you talked to it?"

"Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its exteral computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of hte Universe to it," said Marvin.

"And what happend?" pressed Ford.

"It committed suicide," said Marvin, and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.

- Ford and Marvin (robot), The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Vittoria looked happy to see him. "You're awake," she said, in a coy whisper. "Finally."

Langdon sighed. "Long day."

She ran a hand through her luxuriant hair, the neck of her robe falling open slightly. "And now...I suppose you want your reward."

The comment took Langdon off guard. "I'm... sorry?"

"We're adults, Robert. You can admit it. You fee a longing. I see it in your eyes. A deep, carnal hunger." She smiled. "I feel it too. And that craving is about to be satasfied."

"It is?" He felst emboldended and took a step towards her.

"Completely." She hled up a room-service menu. "I ordered everything they've got."

-Robert Langdon and Vittoria Vetra, Angels and Demons (lol, I laughed a lot after reading this in the book!)

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not understand."

"And I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. " I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:

"Moooo."

the smile melted oof my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Grover had stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"

"A dam cow?" Thalia laughed.

-Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood, and Thalia Grace. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse.

Honestly, there are SO many good quotes from Charlie the Unicorn 1-3. Here's the link if you want to watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o

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Heheheheheh. All so true!