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Hello, everyone. I have some bad news. My sister (the original Harmony) is in a coma. She was in a car crash and until she wakes up I will maintain her account. I know she wrote a story, but I have no idea where it is. If I find it, I will publish it. Once upon a time A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. And he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave, would he cry? Once again, he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said... "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you left...I'd die..." if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. (TWICE IN ONE DAY!) You Know You Live In 2008 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!! 98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you like brownies (BROWNIES!!), paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you can read the message above paste it in your profile. If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, Who keeps your picture in his wallet, Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, Who thinks your beautiful without makeup, The one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER. Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea) Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile “Having an imagination hurts.” "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." "The quality which makes man want to write and be read is essentially a desire for self-exposure and masochism. Like one of those guys who has a compulsion to take his thing out and show it on the street." "A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it to be God." "Writing is so difficult that I feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment hereafter." “I couldn’t live with myself knowing that I had killed myself.” PLEASE READ THIS IS SERIOUS FAITH IN GOD Ok, so this didn't happen to me, but still read it. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) GUNS Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would pass this around I'd be happy if you could If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)Ignore it(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) CHILD ABUSE My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad. What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone. The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car! My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more. I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late. His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! ABORTION Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this DRUNK DRIVING I went to a party, I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, I wish that you could hold me Mom, Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well. This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem.. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short . The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,'Hi'? You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over. If you read everything, thank you for your time and compassion. And please pass along at least one of these stories or poems. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.' The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, 'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.' The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling, Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,' They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. One day this blonde calls her friend and says, Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?' The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.' Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table. He studies them for a moment, then studies the box. He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.' She asks, 'Oh, how come?' He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.' A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. How do you drown a blonde? Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Why don't blondes like making Kool Aide from sachets? Did you bear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre? Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes? Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home. A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!' The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror. The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene. TO ALL THE BLONDES OUT THERE: This is a joke, calm down, stop growling at the monitor. (; I'm blonde too! Don't follow in my foosteps... I walk into walls. When in doubt, wear pink. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that. TGWF: Thank God We're Female Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, lefty loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! "Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?) If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile, Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! 98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist this stupid fad, copy this into your profile. If you would do anything to get the chance to duct-tape your principle to the wall just for the fun of it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own darn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had to scroll down for ages to get to the bottem, mentelly curse the person who made this profile, and eventually PM'ed them to tell them "GET RID OF SOME STUFF!! IT"S DRIVING ME NUTS!!", copy and paste this on your profile. SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can | |||||
