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Gertie-Wallace
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since: 01-23-09, id: 1814653, Profile Updated: 05-16-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Children of the Corn, and Alice in Wonderland.

Lets see...about me...I'm new to the whole...writing thing...I'm a playwrite, so this is sort of new...

so some Factoids:

1) I have to make fanmixes before I write the story to it.

2) I hardly will use a teenage Isaac...I'll probably do two

3) the first smut I ever read was if artemis fowl screwing a waffle...

4) I'll mostly do Children Of The Corn, Artemis Fowl, or Repo!The Genetic Opera...though mostly Children of the Corn

5) I like saying monkey fking a coconut...

6) I like to use bands to describe characters:
Dinah: Evanescence
Dinah's Dad(doesnt have a name at the moment): Anthony Stewart Head (I blame Repo...)
Malachi: Tool and A Perfect Circle
Amos and Rachel: Shiny Toy guns
Arty Fowl: Puscifer and Three Days Grace ( you'll see why soon)

7) I have the distinct feeling my first fic is gonna get bashed...hard...

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1. The Mad Hatter Tea Party: THE TRUE STORY! reviews
I just found out about this thing called Fan Fiction and slash….and yaoi…ITS NOT TRUE! I do not own a Hat store, I did not steal the tarts, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT GIRL! I GIVE YOU: THE TRUE STORY! Hatter's POV
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-09 - Mad Hatter & Alice - Complete
2. Up To No Good reviews
She warned them. She said them children were organizin'. She said they'd be up to no good. Now look... One-shot
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-09
3. SIX DAYS: Countdown to Judgment Day » reviews
Dinah has moved into Gatlin after her former foster parents kick her out. Meanwhile, Malachi has to deal with the hardships of family life. we follow them and others as they countdown to the Gatlin Massacre. Chapter two updated, I made it a bit longer.
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 1-27-09
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