| Silhouette The SANVAE |
Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Fullmetal Alchemist, Redwall, Bleach, and Disgaea. Konichiwa! I am Silhouette The SANVAE. I used to be Silhouette The Shinisin Ninpire, so don't be confused, okay? Okay, good. But call me Sil or something. =D And nice to meet you! I'll explain my name. Silhouette is the ninja name I was given by a friend of mine (don't ask), and SANVAE stands for Shinigami/Assassin/Ninja/Vampire/Alchemist/Elf. There are four of us in total, all girls. We are a dying race. NOTE: If my profile picture is a gray-scale cat, I drew it. I promise. puts hand on Bible I drew it for an art class I take. Also... Hollow Mashiro. That's all I have to say. Name: Waverly. Yes, it's a real name. Shut up. Gender: ...I'm not a guy. Religion: I am Christian, but I'm supportive of all religions. Crazy, right? XD I just think of it this way - I believe what I believe, but what if I'm wrong and they're right? See? Whole new perspective!! 8D Thoughts about Violence: This is a strange topic for me. I am mainly a pacifist, yet I take karate. I don't support war, but I will kill you for my iPod or insulting my best friend. I believe that violence is not the answer, yet I laugh insanely when a character's head gets blown off in a book, TV show, or manga. I'm just as confused about it as you. ; Words I Live By: Laugh your heart out; I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! Life is short. Eat dessert first. I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities. Carpe Diem. (Seize the day.) You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose. "Get away, I'm telling you, or I call the Brute Squad." "This was after stew, but so is everything. When the first man first clambered from the slime and made his first home on land, what he had for supper that first night was stew." Anonymous Quotes: Swine Flu! Bacon's revenge!! I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. I am not drunk! I am, by nature, a loud, friendly, clumsy person. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. When life gives you melons, you know you're dislexic. 142 staircases in Hogwarts. Ask me another one. Hufflepuff: Come join our sewing circle/terrorist society. Rawr. I'm a frikking taco. Optimism: Even when you're about to eat them, they're still the snack that smiles back. I Know: (Written by me, I didn't find this on somebody else's profile.) Favorite Authors: Unlike the others, NOT in alphabetical order. So sue me. Brian Jacques Madeleine L'engle Lisa Mantchev J. R. R. Tolkien C. S. Lewis Lloyd Alexander Katherine Paterson Christopher Paolini Patricia Wrede Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Walter Moers J. K. Rowling William Shakespeare Rick Riordan Elizabeth George Speare Susan Fletcher Carolyn Keene Mark Twain Jennifer Anne Kogler James Patterson Rachel Roberts ...And more I cannot think of at the moment. Favorite Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That's all I have to say. You don't get more random than that. Besides, killer bunnies. Killer bunnies are awesome. This is the only movie with killer bunnies. Well, I guess Donnie Darko... But still. Avatar... Like I said, I am SO growing up to be a giant blue person with yellow eyes, a braid with tentacle-things at the end that connects to stuff, and a tail. Heck yes. Favorite Web Comics: Looking for Group (www.lfgcomics.com) On the Edge (www.ontheedgecomics.com) the people at HISHE (How It Should Have Ended) (www.howitshouldhaveended.com) These people do movie parodies, too! Favorite Manga: (Both Japanese and Korean) In alphabetical order, because I'm OCD like that. Oh, yeah. Burn. Anima Black Cat Bleach D. Gray-man Dramacon (One of my favorite authors on earth... Svetlana Chmakova, you are AWESOME!) Fairy Tail Fullmetal Alchemist Hero Tales Inuyasha Kaichou wa Maid-Sama! (so... weird...) Karin (AKA: Chibi Vampire) Maximum Ride (Yes, it's a manga. Shame on you for not knowing that.) Momo Mugen Spiral Naruto Nightschool (Also by Svetlana Chmakova... ) Pandora Hearts Rurouni Kenshin Soul Eater Spice and Wolf (Weird manga... I thought it would be about magical wolf-girls kicking butt, but it's about... Economics. But hey, it's cool.) Tokyo Mew Mew MANGA/ANIME PAIRINGS I SUPPORT: Alphabetically, of course! =D Bleach: Ichiruki, Ishihime, HitsuKarin Dramacon: Christie x Matt Fairy Tail: NatsuLucy Fullmetal Alchemist: EdWin, Royai InuYasha: InuKag, MirSan Maximum Ride: Miggy, but I like Fax just fine. Naruto: NaruHina, LeeSaku Pandora Hearts: Oz x Alice Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin x Kaoru Soul Eater: Soul x Maka Tokyo Mew Mew: Ichigo x Ryou Favorite Manga Characters Of All Time: In alphabetical order by first name... Alice ~ Pandora Hearts Alphonse Elric ~ Fullmetal Alchemist Cooro ~ + Anima Edward Elric ~ Fullmetal Alchemist Hinata Hyuuga ~ Naruto Ichigo Kurosaki ~ Bleach Jyuushiro Ukitake ~ Bleach (YES! UKITAKE IS MORE THAN AMAZING!!) Maka Albarn ~ Soul Eater Miroku ~ Inuyasha Neliel Tu ~ Bleach Oz Vessalius ~ Pandora Hearts Retsu Unohana ~ Bleach Riza Hawkeye ~ Fullmetal Alchemist Rukia Kuchiki ~ Bleach Senri ~ + Anima Other Random TV/Cartoon/Anime Things I Like: Invader Zim and Teen Titans. Favorite Bands: AFI Altan Aqua Timez ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION Avril Lavigne Breaking Benjamin Celtic Woman Daft Punk Dragonforce East Winds Ensemble The Elders Ellis Paul Evanescence Harry Gregson-Williams Hazel Fernandes Hoshimura Mai Imogen Heap Kamelot Kelun L'Arc-en-Ciel Lemon Demon LFO Linkin Park Mike Wyzgowski My Chemical Romance Regina Spektor Sagisu Shiro Saving Jane Switchfoot Three Days Grace Tommy Makem Trout Fishing In America UVERworld Vic Mignogna Woody Guthrie Youhna YUI As you can see, I am very bipolar in music. But I would not have it any other way. My Opinion of Yaoi and Yuri: In FanFiction, I don't like it. I have absolutely nothing against gay couples in real life, but I just don't like it in FanFiction. Probably because in FanFiction, the people usually aren't gay to begin with. You wouldn't pay me a million dollars to write it, but I won't hold it against or flame the people who write it. I just don't think Edward Elric or Ichigo Kurosaki would be very happy with gay couples on FanFiction. In fact, I'm pretty positive they'd hate it. But I will still respect it! But I leave you in the immortal words of theretard5892... "If Ed would punch you for writing it, don't post it." Random Sayings From My Life and the Non-Famous People I Know and Associate With: "I'm gonna give you a whip-assing with the Jesus stick." "They say the third time's the charm, but they also say 'three strikes and you're out'." "Sure it's hot in ~Insert Place Here~, but I've never had to shovel the heat off my driveway." "I suppose if I had put a period instead of an exclamation point it would have looked less '!!' " "No, that wasn't funny, funny is like this :D. Not funny is like this >:(. I don't look like :D, do I? I look like this >:(, therefore it isn't funny at all." "Revenge is more fun than being dead." "I don't want to waste my first felony. I was saving it up." "He must have a hidden hair gel compartment up his sleeve!" "I think Voldemort is Harry's dad." "Harry, I am your father!" "Tsunade and Yoruichi in the same room? Nah, nobody would win. The girls would just get drunk and Kisuke would be chuckling behind his fan recording the whole thing." "when you can convince them that it's for their own good, so we can profit all the cash, sure." "DOCTAH PEPPAH!!" "Emo Barbie - Barbie's Final Moments!" "It would have been scary to be the innocent bystander. Let's leave it at that." "I'm only KIND OF wierd. I'm so offended. ~glares~ I am VERY wierd, thank you very much." "Airplane headphones are typically crappiness solidified" "Imperfect people with imperfect words, what I said now is not what you just heard. A comedy of errors in translation it seems, a magnificent mess of what really it means." "Maybe it isn't charity so much as an act of kindness." "That sucks. What's the point of skipping if there wasn't anything worth missing?" FACTS YOU MUST NEVER FORGET! 1. Perverts are gross. They must be dealt with harshly and fended off with holy water. 2. There is a difference between obsessed and fangirl. Hollow Mashiro (Check her out! Or I will have Achmed kill you!) and I are obsessed with Bleach and FMA, but HM is not a fangirl. I, however, have recently found out that I am beyond the point of no return. I am the scariest: a fangirl. 3.Ulquiorra is COOL! NOT emo! 4. Edward Elric is NOT short! He's fun-sized! (Thank you, Legend, for that inspiration...) And he's totally awesome!! :D 5. Wearing black does NOT make you goth! Or emo! 6. You HAVE to love Naruto. He's just so BUBBLY!! _ XD 7. Jacob is a pervert (see below), Edward is suicidal, and Bella is just crazy. But Alice is awesome. The whole pervert thing - he is in love with the mother and then dumps the mother to go for the daughter? EW! 8. Growing old, as you know, is mandatory. But you have the chance not to grow up. Take my stepdad for example! 9. Animals are cool. If you disagree, think of this - man, scientifically, is an animal. So if you think animals are uncool, you are thereby bagging on yourself. 10. "I am the center of the universe" can be a legitimate claim. The universe is infinite, so there is a likely chance that, wherever you are, you are actually the center of it. 11. Never underestimate the memory of children. Even though they forget where they put their socks, they remember every embarrassing detail about you and can quote every episode of The Suite Life and Hannah Montana at any given time. 12. Cooties do not exist. Unless the person in question is someone you wouldn't touch with a 39 1/2 foot pole. (Get that reference, anyone?) Then the person undeniably has cooties. 13. Keeping in touch with your friends is a good thing. Aww, how sweet! Now everybody do a big group hug and trust falls! 14. CHOCOLATE IS THE GRAVITY OF LIFE! IT MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE WHAT CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY! Actually, it has a chemical reaction (more on women than men) that has a calming and happy effect. So it does make people happy! 15. If you don't have a high-tech security system, do not bake cookies. Chances are, your mother and sister will eat them all before you and without your knowledge and you will be left with only one cookie. Especially when baking snickerdoodles. 16. If your favorite characters from books and manga are not the main character but important anyway, you are screwed when trying to find pictures of them. Take Iggy (Maximum Ride), Shikamaru (Naruto), and Alphonse (FMA) for example. I can't find pictures of them anywhere. (can you?!) 17. VERY LARGE STUFFED ANIMALS ARE ADORABLE!! 18. Bad grammar on fanfics pisses people off. Especially when they have English majors/teachers for parents. 19. You can still make a difference after you're dead. | |||||||
1. The Prinny Song reviewsPrinnies get bored, too.Disgaea - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-09 - Prinny - Complete2. A Candy by Any Other Name reviewsIn the World of the Living, some shinigami and a few humans run across something odd - Mentos. My attempt at a crackfic, short and sweet. Dedicated to Beastly Rose for the idea and such great patience. Also dedicated to Moonrise31.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-09 - Complete3. Goose? reviewsThe world of the living has many things that the Soul Society does not. The current topic of interest? Geese. Dedicated to Moonrise31. Oneshot. A little bit of Ichigo sadness, but nothing big. T because those shinigami have foul mouths.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-09 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete4. You are Yachiru reviewsKusajishi Yachiru is not a normal child, even compared to children in the Soul Society. One day, she realizes that. Relatively mature Yachiru, and Parental!Yachiru/Others. Dedicated to AnimeFallingStar.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-09 - Yachiru K. - Complete5. Mouse, Warrior, Protector and Friend reviewsA tribute to Martin the Warrior. Starts where Mossflower starts, but with hints of Noonvale references. Constructive criticism appreciated.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-09 - Complete6. Be My Constant reviewsIn an ever changing world, where everything you know and believe can be swept away before your very eyes, everybody needs something to hold on to, a constant. The question is whether or not they will agree to be one. Royai oneshot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-13-09 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete7. The Adventure Of A Rented Alchemist reviewsIn the world of FMA, thanks to one Mird-san, there are Mary Sue State Alchemists for rent. What if one, Marina, the Full Love Alchemist, found herself in Resembool? My attempt at crack. T for mild swearing and because I'm paranoid.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-09 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete8. Brothers reviewsThe music rang out, and after a few moments of playing, another sound joined them – a voice. It was the boy’s voice, and it rang out clear, soft, and sad." Set as Ed recovers from his automail surgery. SONGFIC - "Brothers", sung by Vic MignognaFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-14-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete9. 50 Things That Any FMA Fan Is Not Allowed To Do reviewsThe title really says it all. 50 things that no Fullmetal Alchemist fan is not allowed to do. EVER. Hopefully funny, and manga-based. Written for fun, so reviews are loved, but not required. No flames, please.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete10. Love Has No Equivalency » reviewsThen I saw his back. I would recognize that back anywhere. It was a back I had to watch leave me all the time, not knowing where he was headed or when he would return. Edward. Post COS, no swearing save in Japanese. EdWin.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete11. Silver Feathers Flying On reviewsReally sad, unlike my usual stuff. Max was murdered. Fang is heartbroken, and goes off to murder her murderer. But Max has other ideas. T for lots of cussing. Fax, though I usually prefer Miggy.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-8-09 - Fang & Max - Complete